Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 RELEASE THREAD

[MerchantKing]

Daily reminder: everyone who plays BG3 deserves to be stabbed to death by nigger in Paris metro

Meanwhile

The rpg genre has fallen.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Is there a mod that makes BG3 mostly straight experience?

It's almost Christmas, and I thought I'd entertain myself by getting banned from Steam forums again. Only this time, I'd express myself very politely and see where that got me.
To my surprise, this little deviously-aggravating polite request-thread of mine hasn't been banned for more than 5 minutes.
40+ answers at the same time.

The mods on Steam check it like once a day or so. So, unless you do something so egregious that Steam moderators have to ban you right away, you're probably fine.

The other day, some faggot proudly announced that he'd reported me for sexism. I laughed in his face. Nothing happened.

 

[The Jester]

Only a Russian would think BG3 isn't gay enough as is.

It's more like just a live action version of BG3.

And you went looking for it eh?

of course he did. all gnomes are fags - it's in their blood. just look at gnomes in bg3.

T-THOESE AREN'T REAL GNOMES! THEY'RE HALFLINGS PRETENDING TO BE GNOMES!
It's all part of the "Great Replacement" conspiracy to erase Gnomish population from the face of Faerun!
MerchantKing we must secure the existence of Gnomish people and a future for Gnome children.

 

[Infinitron]

 

[MerchantKing]

Only a Russian would think BG3 isn't gay enough as is.

It's more like just a live action version of BG3.

And you went looking for it eh?

of course he did. all gnomes are fags - it's in their blood. just look at gnomes in bg3.

T-THOESE AREN'T REAL GNOMES! THEY'RE HALFLINGS PRETENDING TO BE GNOMES!
It's all part of the "Great Replacement" conspiracy to erase Gnomish population from the face of Faerun!
MerchantKing we must secure the existence of Gnomish people and a future for Gnome children.

This is correct. There are no Gnomes in this game. Only halflings. There probably aren't even Dwarves in this game. Only bearded fat halflings

 

[Bendu]

Spoiler

 

[Lacrymas]

Nice butt.

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

One of the most overrated games in recent memory

 

[processdaemon]

Spoiler

Not judging but I feel like it's at least a quarter gay to get it on with the gender swapped version of a secondary male protagonist even if the devil impersonating him does have tits at the time. I mean it definitely looks like his face so it's got to be at least spiritually gay.

 

[Lacrymas]

One of the most overrated games in recent memory

One of the most overrated games of all time I'd say. The overwhelming hype and adoration this game receives borders on parody.

 

[Joggerino]

Is there a mod that makes BG3 mostly straight experience?

It's almost Christmas, and I thought I'd entertain myself by getting banned from Steam forums again. Only this time, I'd express myself very politely and see where that got me.
To my surprise, this little deviously-aggravating polite request-thread of mine hasn't been banned for more than 5 minutes.
40+ answers at the same time.

Oh, I saw your thread on the steam forums. Made me come here to say that the game is so pozzed that the steam forums are full of questions similar to yours.
The good thing that comes about when popular AAA games are made in such a way is that it increases demand from gamers for a free speech kind of mod host, unlike the Nexus.

 

[MerchantKing]

Is there a mod that makes BG3 mostly straight experience?

It's almost Christmas, and I thought I'd entertain myself by getting banned from Steam forums again. Only this time, I'd express myself very politely and see where that got me.
To my surprise, this little deviously-aggravating polite request-thread of mine hasn't been banned for more than 5 minutes.
40+ answers at the same time.

The mod you're looking for is uninstall.exe . It is the only mod that cannot possibly turn the game into a straight experience.

 

[dukeofwoodberry]

One of the most overrated games in recent memory

One of the most overrated games of all time I'd say. The overwhelming hype and adoration this game receives borders on parody.

I had a lot of fun early before getting very bored in act 3 and not even finishing. Build variety is non existent, most of the party members you get (not garbage ones are froggy, vampire fag, shadow pussy, and minthara who's half a character,) there is no penalty for constantly long resting making combat too east, story is a mess, there are only 2 ways to play: good and evil murder hobo (latter is totally half baked.) I personally love playing a pragmatic LE/NE which isn't a thing. Worst and most cringe romance system I've played

The praise comes from the fact that it has great production values, game looks great and has great voice acting. Act 1 was pretty great which helped build up the hype.

 

[Padzi]

Spoiler

 

[Cyberarmy]

One of the most overrated games in recent memory

One of the most overrated games of all time I'd say. The overwhelming hype and adoration this game receives borders on parody.

Mostly because "players" became hungry from the vacum that occured after Biowares absence and got horny as hell.

 

[DemonKing]

I'm wondering where Larian go from here given the financial success of BG3:

* Expansions(s)?
* Straight into a sequel?
* Adjacent D&D title in new setting?
* Return to Divinity Original Sin series?

Of course they could do more than one of the above given they can afford to run multiple teams now.

 

[Modron]

I'm wondering where Larian go from here given the success of BG3?

* Expansions(s)?
* Straight into a sequel?
* Adjacent D&D title in new setting?
* Return to Divinity Original Sin series?

Icewind Dale 3 or Dark Sun 3.

 

[DemonKing]

Icewind Dale 3 or Dark Sun 3.

DS3 is extremely unlikely given Hasbro aren't keen to bring it back at the moment due to slavery being a widespread and intrinsic part of the setting.

I can see them rebooting IWD3 but much like the original they might farm it off to a different studio utilising the Larian Baldur's Gate engine.

 

[Modron]

Divinity: Fallen Heroes says hello.

 

[MerchantKing]

I'm wondering where Larian go from here given the financial success of BG3:

* Expansions(s)?
* Straight into a sequel?
* Adjacent D&D title in new setting?
* Return to Divinity Original Sin series?

Of course they could do more than one of the above given they can afford to run multiple teams now.

Spiraling down to even more degenerate lows is certainly guaranteed. Their next game is probably going to contain apologetics for necrophilic pedophilia and an even greater variety of general woke propaganda. It will probably be even more of an interactive movie too. I wouldn't doubt that they aren't already entertaining the idea of no longer allowing you to play a customer character while making all homosexual romances truly forced this time.

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

I'm wondering where Larian go from here given the financial success of BG3:

* Expansions(s)?
* Straight into a sequel?
* Adjacent D&D title in new setting?
* Return to Divinity Original Sin series?

Of course they could do more than one of the above given they can afford to run multiple teams now.

Larian will create the first Spelljammer CRPG (Pirates of Realmscape doesn't count), and it will be the first game to feature non-miniature giant space hamsters.

 

[Swen]

One of the most overrated games in recent memory

One of the most overrated games of all time I'd say. The overwhelming hype and adoration this game receives borders on parody.

How is it overrated, everyone loves my game besides a bunch of virgins on this forum and 4chan.

The games that are actually overrated are Owlcuck games but adored on this incel forum.

Meanwhile:

Pathetic

 

[Reyvik]

The games that are actually overrated are Owlcuck games but adored on this incel forum.

Meanwhile:

Pathetic

Is this game any good? It looks like reskinned pathfinder

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

How is it overrated, everyone loves my game besides a bunch of virgins on this forum and 4chan.

Unironically, this is something that the real Swen would say. He also has no understanding of why his games are shit. When facing someone who didn't enjoy his games, his only reaction is complete confusion. "You don't like? But the press said it was 10/10"
Suspicious.

 

[Lacrymas]

Swen prioritizes verisimilitude above everything else, be it encounter design, story, companions, itemization, character building and everything else you can think of. That's a thing he learned from Ultima 7, I think. But he doesn't even do that right because all it leads to is either cheesing the game with box stacking or hundreds of spoons and pans in your inventory.