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Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 romances

Who will you romance in Baldur's Gate III


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MerchantKing

Learned
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I'm going to be killing off all the npc companions in the torrent version while using this party
Jan Jansen - Gnome Thief/Illusionist (me)
Golodon the Unmanned - Elf Wizard (my employer)
Lissa Jansen - Gnome Cleric (my wife)
Uriah Twin-Hammers- Gnome Fighter (in spite of his name he only uses one hammer. "Twin" refers to the mightier hammer below his belt)
Consider adding:
Beeloo Jansen
Kylie Jansen
Ma Jansen
Uncle Gerhardt
They're too busy with the turnip business
ex-brother in law, Burt Wonderkind
Uncle Flippy
Uncle Ager of the Tomes
great-aunt Apo Pettiwick
Uncle Scratchy
Tyllie Fleetknees
Uncle Richard
Uncle Stinky - Real name is Rooctal or Sloobal or something
cousin Kimble
Aunt Petunia
Cletus Bifflelips, second cousin, thrice removed
Aunt Sara
cousin Gabber
Elgar Buttercup
cousin Bifflechips
great-great-cousin One-Knee
and cousin Rintin.
Maybe if they're not busy with the turnip business I'll bring them along.
 

jaekl

Learned
Patron
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May 1, 2023
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Location
Canada
What a depressing timeline we live in where a gaggle of turnip-picking gnomes would actually be a waaaaaaay preferable cast to what's being presented to us by the professional game developers who've been working for on it for years.
 

MerchantKing

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What a depressing timeline we live in where a gaggle of turnip-picking gnomes would actually be a waaaaaaay preferable cast to what's being presented to us by the professional game developers who've been working for on it for years.
I appreciate the compliment.
 

Barbarian

Arcane
Joined
Jun 7, 2015
Messages
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Horny female bodybuilder tiefling barbarian who literally burns in flames when hornying confirmed now btw.

Ironically might be the only strictly heterosexual option in the game despite the broad shoulders, muscled body covered in scars and bulldyke danger hair.

Swen is really going places with this.

baldurs-gate-3-karlach-angry-550x309.jpg
 

BrotherFrank

Nouveau Riche
Patron
Joined
Apr 19, 2012
Messages
1,600
Horny female bodybuilder tiefling barbarian who literally burns in flames when hornying confirmed now btw.

Ironically might be the only strictly heterosexual option in the game despite the broad shoulders, muscled body covered in scars and bulldyke danger hair.

baldurs-gate-3-karlach-angry-550x309.jpg
It took me time to accept this but you have to think of her like Baalbuddy's orc waifus:



If you come at it from this angle then she is objectively the best, if not the only, choice for straight males who don't want to get pegged (i mean it will probably be an option given the game's general direction but unlike with the other girls, it doesn't seem to be mandatory).
 

BrotherFrank

Nouveau Riche
Patron
Joined
Apr 19, 2012
Messages
1,600
I never thought i'd say this, but the bioware fans back in the day obsessing over the chemical makeup of tali's sweat look normal and sane now.

CA488fh.jpeg
 

Takamori

Learned
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Apr 17, 2020
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This Niara fellow I'm disgusted and fascinated by such powerful autism, it wasn't just a single wall of text. It was a full document describing every nook and cranny .
 

Incendax

Augur
Joined
Jul 4, 2010
Messages
892
Fuck choices, give me a Super Poly Mod so I can romance EVERYONE AT ONCE!
I am a total content whore. Spray that hot content all over me. I shall miss NOTHING!
 

9ted6

Educated
Joined
Mar 24, 2023
Messages
686
Fuck I hate how bad every character looks in this game. They all look like shitty premade porn game models. Dead, flat, lifeless uncanny valley faces.
 

MerchantKing

Learned
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Jun 5, 2023
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Fuck I hate how bad every character looks in this game. They all look like shitty premade porn game models. Dead, flat, lifeless uncanny valley faces.
Premade porn game models look better though
 

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