Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 romances

[MerchantKing]

I'm going to be killing off all the npc companions in the torrent version while using this party

Party

Jan Jansen - Gnome Thief/Illusionist (me)
Golodon the Unmanned - Elf Wizard (my employer)
Lissa Jansen - Gnome Cleric (my wife)
Uriah Twin-Hammers- Gnome Fighter (in spite of his name he only uses one hammer. "Twin" refers to the mightier hammer below his belt)

Consider adding:
Beeloo Jansen
Kylie Jansen
Ma Jansen
Uncle Gerhardt

They're too busy with the turnip business

ex-brother in law, Burt Wonderkind
Uncle Flippy
Uncle Ager of the Tomes
great-aunt Apo Pettiwick
Uncle Scratchy
Tyllie Fleetknees
Uncle Richard
Uncle Stinky - Real name is Rooctal or Sloobal or something
cousin Kimble
Aunt Petunia
Cletus Bifflelips, second cousin, thrice removed
Aunt Sara
cousin Gabber
Elgar Buttercup
cousin Bifflechips
great-great-cousin One-Knee
and cousin Rintin.

Maybe if they're not busy with the turnip business I'll bring them along.

 

[jaekl]

What a depressing timeline we live in where a gaggle of turnip-picking gnomes would actually be a waaaaaaay preferable cast to what's being presented to us by the professional game developers who've been working for on it for years.

 

[MerchantKing]

What a depressing timeline we live in where a gaggle of turnip-picking gnomes would actually be a waaaaaaay preferable cast to what's being presented to us by the professional game developers who've been working for on it for years.

I appreciate the compliment.

 

[Reinhardt]

By the way, lichdom is volcel, not incel.
Just sayin'.

unless it's victor's lich

 

[Barbarian]

Horny female bodybuilder tiefling barbarian who literally burns in flames when hornying confirmed now btw.

Ironically might be the only strictly heterosexual option in the game despite the broad shoulders, muscled body covered in scars and bulldyke danger hair.

Swen is really going places with this.

 

[MerchantKing]

covered in scars

That's from the steroid acne.

 

[BrotherFrank]

Horny female bodybuilder tiefling barbarian who literally burns in flames when hornying confirmed now btw.

Ironically might be the only strictly heterosexual option in the game despite the broad shoulders, muscled body covered in scars and bulldyke danger hair.

It took me time to accept this but you have to think of her like Baalbuddy's orc waifus:



If you come at it from this angle then she is objectively the best, if not the only, choice for straight males who don't want to get pegged (i mean it will probably be an option given the game's general direction but unlike with the other girls, it doesn't seem to be mandatory).

 

[Takamori]

Hey here a romance for you
https://archive.is/20220111001315/h...threads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=804310&page=1

 

[BrotherFrank]

I never thought i'd say this, but the bioware fans back in the day obsessing over the chemical makeup of tali's sweat look normal and sane now.

 

[Takamori]

This Niara fellow I'm disgusted and fascinated by such powerful autism, it wasn't just a single wall of text. It was a full document describing every nook and cranny .

 

[lukaszek]

I never thought i'd say this, but the bioware fans back in the day obsessing over the chemical makeup of tali's sweat look normal and sane now.

if I were to see this post randomly, id expect Delterius name next to it

 

[Readher]

Ironically might be the only strictly heterosexual option in the game despite the broad shoulders, muscled body covered in scars and bulldyke danger hair.

There are no gender locks for anyone.

 

[Incendax]

Fuck choices, give me a Super Poly Mod so I can romance EVERYONE AT ONCE!
I am a total content whore. Spray that hot content all over me. I shall miss NOTHING!

 

[Lagole Gon]

Baldur’s Gate 3 zastąpi mi randkowanie z Tindera. Tego oczekuję od romansów w RPG​

https://gaming.komputronik.pl/g/baldurs-gate-3-zastapi-mi-randkowanie-z-tindera/

Maxie, your opinion.

 

[Maxie]

Baldur’s Gate 3 zastąpi mi randkowanie z Tindera. Tego oczekuję od romansów w RPG​

https://gaming.komputronik.pl/g/baldurs-gate-3-zastapi-mi-randkowanie-z-tindera/

Maxie, your opinion.

Forming an opinion would be a waste of blood sugar

 

[Lagole Gon]

Should I Fugg the Frogg or Smooch the Shadowcooch?

 

[Reinhardt]

Should I Fugg the Frogg or Smooch the Shadowcooch?

Tear the Bear.

 

[Lagole Gon]

So is Minthara a man or not?

 

[whydoibother]

So is Minthara a man or not?

Get redpilled, normie:

 

[9ted6]

Fuck I hate how bad every character looks in this game. They all look like shitty premade porn game models. Dead, flat, lifeless uncanny valley faces.

 

[MerchantKing]

Fuck I hate how bad every character looks in this game. They all look like shitty premade porn game models. Dead, flat, lifeless uncanny valley faces.

Premade porn game models look better though