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[Luzur]

sexbad
This is what I get for subscribing to your channel? I thought I would be getting F.E.A.R. videos.

Just in time for Dragon Age: Inquisition too. How much did Bad Dragon pay you?

Spoiler

Saw you sneaked in f.a.t.a.l.'s roll for anal circumference chart, made me spill my tea all over my desk. You should make more of these, it was an excellent review.

theres more for you here then: https://forums.bad-dragon.com/viewforum.php?f=110&sid=410a4d263551b07ae96b3868f827fb55

 

[dunno lah]

 

[Black_Willow]

sexbad

I feel raped with a dragon dildo.

 

[Baron Dupek]

I feel raped with a dragon dildo.

Just by staring at it?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

The whole "100+ years until adulthood" shit never made any sense at all in any kind of setting anyway. The whole thing crashes down when you start applying even the slightest bit of thought to it.

Suppose the idea is that when you live for centuries, you aren't in a hurry to tell your kid he's now an adult and you'll respect his decisions. But it would make more sense if the only race around were the (space)elves. When you have nothing to compare to, you can set any arbitrary age as "maturity". Then come the humans which reach adulthood in their early twenties and are seemingly just as capable as your 100 year old babby and suddenly your elven smugness sounds really unwarranted.

 

[Infinitron]

http://jagodibuja.com/living-with-hipstergirl-and-gamergirl-english-version/

Pros: T&A
Cons: Everything else

 

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[Astral Rag]

Needs regenerating health and shaky screen effects, a narrower FOV, bloom and DOF to enhance all the immersions.

Oh and also a dubstep soundtrack.

 

[Spectacle]

http://jagodibuja.com/living-with-hipstergirl-and-gamergirl-english-version/

Pros: T&A
Cons: Everything else

This one is good:

 

[Infinitron]

I kinda like this one, it's uncharacteristically subtle: https://jagodibuja.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/118english.jpg

 

[SuicideBunny]

subtle

you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means.[/montoya]

 

[Infinitron]

subtle

you keep using that word. i do not think it means what you think it means.[/montoya]

Well, relatively.

P.S. In case you're curious, Hipstergirl has bigger boobs http://www.memecenter.com/fun/3818773/lwhg-gals

 

[SuicideBunny]

P.S. In case you're curious, Hipstergirl has bigger boobs http://www.memecenter.com/fun/3818773/lwhg-gals

two things:
a) what the fucking hell?
b) why are they all so small?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

1,70m~ is reasonably tall, man. Except for the purple one they aren't that sma-


oh

-

No duckface makes it unrealistic, though.

Needs regenerating health and shaky screen effects, a narrower FOV, bloom and DOF to enhance all the immersions.

Oh and also a dubstep soundtrack.

But pacman already haz dubstep.



WUB WUB WUB WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

 

[Whisky]

sexbad
This is what I get for subscribing to your channel? I thought I would be getting F.E.A.R. videos.

Just in time for Dragon Age: Inquisition too. How much did Bad Dragon pay you?

Spoiler

Saw you sneaked in f.a.t.a.l.'s roll for anal circumference chart, made me spill my tea all over my desk. You should make more of these, it was an excellent review.

Oh my....

Those ridges certainly look interesting...

nofurryhomo.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

Francis prepares to play COD.

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[jcd]

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[SuicideBunny]

1,70m~ is reasonably tall, man.

malicious midget mafia misinformation!

 

[Infinitron]

So, RPGWatch hired a bunch of new newsposters: http://www.rpgwatch.com/

One of them is this dude, "Redsocialknight".

It's another half-hearted review of the new Dragon Age ("I quite like Dragon Age: Inquisition" he waffles) from Erik Kain writing at Forbes, but he uses this one to talk about his problems with looting and crafting in modern games in general. He gripes:

I think New Vegas is enough of a favorite around here that a big new mod counts as news -- especially when it's one that Christopher Avellone has given his seal of approval.

Wow, this makes my editorializing look like a Reuters telegram. "He gripes:". "Christopher Avellone". Really trying too hard, but I guess it's good that they're trying at all?

 

[Ninjerk]

Serious round-of-applause for RPGCodex frontpage layout after seeing that.

 

[Astral Rag]

Spoiler

 

[Eterek]

It is from ProCycling Manager?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2014/11/25/dragon-age-the-ferelden-scrolls-3-iron-bulls-nipples/

 

[A horse of course]

Ninja Destroyer you should make a new thread for what you posted, I think it deserves it. BTE has been abandoned by most right-thinking people for being unfunny and inferior to WTE.