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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. HoboForEternity sunset tequila Patron

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    A:"Hey we play in the army band"
    D:"what do instrument do you play"
    A:"the flute"
    B:"the trombone"
    C:"the 105mm howitzer"
    D: "what?"
    C:"YES"*1812 overture starts playing

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  2. unfairlight Self-Ejected

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    That was around 2014 and he still speedruns today. It's something Goose does to meme with his audience.
     
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  3. markec Twitterbot Patron

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    Codex 2012 Dead State Project: Eternity Codex USB, 2014 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Pathfinder: Kingmaker


    Imagine that you're a young woman with some tasty curves; and it can only mean one thing - you're a perfect sacrifice to the King of the boobs! Avoid traps, fight monsters or hide from them, solve puzzles, dance. And remember: the main goal is to save your BOOBS!

    Boobs Saga - is a satirical 3D action.

    Key features:

    - Unique weapons (gatling boobs, strapon-plasma gun and more);

    - Ultraviolence;

    - Cooperative campaign;

    - Customizable character;

    - Playable demon character;

    - Amazing puzzles;

    - Realistic women breasts and ass physics;

    - Truly special atmosphere;

    - Dangerous traps;

    - Girls in swimsuits, blood, screams and many more...

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    I really hope that was deliberate

    Also even for a furry character that looks :prosper: as fuck
     
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  6. unfairlight Self-Ejected

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    This video is pretty good. Great watch if you got the time and like SC.
     
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  7. TheHeroOfTime Arcane

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    [​IMG]

    Is that a motherfucking emote wheel?

    Edit: Lol you know you're fucked up when you use F3 dialog system as and example for anything good.
     
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  8. Strange Fellow Kalinite Sympathiser Patron

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    Soon, the "good" example will be Fallout 4.
     
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  9. PlanHex Arcane Patron

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    [Intelligence] So you mean that it's wrong to use F3 dialog system as a positive example?
     
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  10. TheHeroOfTime Arcane

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    [Confirmed Bachelor] Yes.
     
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  11. TheHeroOfTime Arcane

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  12. Ninja Destroyer Arcane Patron

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    Divinity: Original Sin 2
    I remember doing the same thing and playing the whole series after Blacklist was released. Although this time Double Agent didn't want to start and I skipped it. Maybe I'll try it next time, because I can't remember anything regarding the level structures. Original is rough on the edges right now, but I it still brings to mind the last mission, which was Presidential Palace. To me, it was very satisfying to settle thing right at the end. Also - Georgia is a country, not a state. Sounds familiar to me.Pandora Tommorow had some minor changes, and unlike the reviewer I really didn't have any problems regarding AI.
    Conviction was too easy once they introduced the automatic head shots and overall it was a huge decline from excellent Chaos Theory. Which brings out the topic of the Bath House level, which is so hard when it comes to 100 % stealth autist like me that I stopped trying. Like he said in a video, it's just a Russian roulette with the enemy placement being present in such tight spots. And we can't find an alternative path.
     
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  13. unfairlight Self-Ejected

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    You must be remembering things wrong, in that case. The AI in PT could hear you shimmying on stuff and could hear you at times, even when moving at your slowest. Every SC game has had some sort of flaw with the AI, CT too. In CT the game could get alerted to your position if you whistle or use the distraction on the sticky cams and that has basically happened to me once per playthrough. Like in the bank mission, I once shot a cam into the guard room, went into another room far away from it, used the distraction on it and the AI instantly pulled out their guns, ran through 2 doors and a hallway and came to my position and killed me and when I quickloaded and did it again their behavior was correct and they moved to the camera as they should have.
    I completed the game 100% aside from Bathhouse too. My friend V-Man did it 100%, and as you expect it's pretty ridiculous. You have to set up sticky cams near perfectly at the bomb section and pray through the hallway and showers and hope that you didn't get detected (in which there is not much feedback unless you get shot, but that doesn't always happen and you can be detected regardless and ruin your 100%.)
     
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  14. the best thing (or worst thing really because doing this should be considered a heinous sin) is that IIRC every one of those three responses does effectively the exact same thing
     
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  15. Trithne Augur

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    But Muh Role-playing.
     
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  18. unfairlight Self-Ejected

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    older than jesus himself
     
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  19. TheHeroOfTime Arcane

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    The franchise I’ve lost… the company I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?
     
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    Kojimbo brought it all upon himself and death stranding will be boring artfag shit from the looks of things, so no, I'm not hurting at all.
     
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    graphics look good
     
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    Oh my :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    Grab the Codex by the pussy Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2 Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Pathfinder: Kingmaker
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    Interesting video showing E3 before my time playing videogames. It is much smaller, a lot more gameplay being shown and some genuine excitement from the developer and the people in the crowd.
     
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