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[Infinitron]

Um

 

[Caim]

Arcade is a gay mormon. Not the best thing to name your kid after.

 

[pippin]

Arcade is a gay mormon. Not the best thing to name your kid after.

A republican gay mormon, actually.

 

[PulsatingBrain]

The kid kind of looks like he knows how retarded his dad is. There's a look of subtle comtempt in his eyes

 

[Space Insect]

Isn't Arcade Josh Sawyer's self-insert/character?

 

[Perkel]

lolololol i might actually play Doom 2016 after reading that. Can't believe they wrote something self aware like this:


What is going on with Doom Guy in Doom 2016 ?:

TLDR Doom Guy in 2016 actually is the same exact dude from first game Doom 2 and even Doom64.

 

[pippin]

Slash and gash indeed.

 

[PulsatingBrain]

lolololol i might actually play Doom 2016 after reading that. Can't believe they wrote something self aware like this:


What is going on with Doom Guy in Doom 2016 ?:



TLDR Doom Guy in 2016 actually is the same exact dude from first game Doom 2 and even Doom64.

I only played the demo (the first level) and I enjoyed it. It starts well. I'm just waiting for a sale on it. The demo is still available on Steam if you want to try it.

You are fighting demons within like the first minute, so it doesn't fuck around with too much story like Doom 3 did, and I got a bit of a chuckle early on when there was a panel that said something like "DEMON LEVELS: CRITICAL"

 

[Perkel]

I only played the demo (the first level) and I enjoyed it. It starts well. I'm just waiting for a sale on it. The demo is still available on Steam if you want to try it.

You are fighting demons within like the first minute, so it doesn't fuck around with too much story like Doom 3 did, and I got a bit of a chuckle early on when there was a panel that said something like "DEMON LEVELS: CRITICAL"

yeah i tried it. What got me was that after starting like in 15 seconds you kill demons and get your suit and then cutscene starts where some doctor starts to talk about what is going on adressing doomguy. He starts blabing about objectives and soon and then doom guy gets monitor throws it away mid speach "no fucks given for story"

 

[Infinitron]

Which one of you is "hipgnosis" on Steam?

 

[Thane Solus]

CS GO, quality taste for Codex these days...

 

[hajro]

My most played steam game is dota2 :mrpresident:

 

[MercenarySnake]

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

and that is why 12 year olds shouldn't mod.

 

[PulsatingBrain]

Jesus christ that's ugly. Nice to see a Pingu cameo though

 

[pippin]

That channel is dedicated to shitty mods, btw.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[jcd]

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[thesoup]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Dat bear at 0:29.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[pOcHa]

why do they all speak pokemon

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

why do they all speak pokemon

It's called Italian. Part of the charm with thePruid.
Though I find all those times they say

a bit confusing.

e. Bloody no hotlink pics.

 

[pippin]

Though I find all those times they say DISCOVER pixabay FREE IMAGES NO HOTLINKING a bit confusing.

 

[pOcHa]

i meant, why aren't there subtitles for those of us who don't eat and enjoy amphibians