NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[adrix89]

It looks alright in thumbnail format...but no one in their right mind will play a game in thumbnail format when better options are available.

With that said, INB4 thousands of players recommend it and it gets pushed for GOTY.

I don't think the hipsters can stomach this.
They are allergic to everything ASCII.

 

[Helly]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/485350/

What the fuck. It's like they never actually tried any real old school jap AVG before.
That's what we need more of:

 

[Caim]

You have hands for grope, tickle/finger, punch/fist, caress, spank... this must be porn game.

 

[GarfunkeL]

That's freaking gorgeous, considering the graphical limitations. What game is it and is the gameplay any good?

 

[Helly]

That's freaking gorgeous, considering the graphical limitations. What game is it and is the gameplay any good?

It's Policenauts:

As for the gameplay, it's a first person point & click with shooting sequences. It does have some puzzle but it's mostly about the story.

 

[pippin]

In Policenauts you can interact with any female character's boobies. No matter what the situation is, you can touch their breasts if you want to.

 

[Helly]

You have hands for grope, tickle/finger, punch/fist, caress, spank... this must be porn game.

How did you guess?

 

[Caim]

You have hands for grope, tickle/finger, punch/fist, caress, spank... this must be porn game.

How did you guess?

Knew it.

What's the name of this game and is there a translation?

 

[Helly]

Caim It's DEJA2 by elf on the PC98, but I haven't heard anything about a translation.

 

[GarfunkeL]

It's Policenauts:

Thanks. Seems that only the Playstation version has a fan translation but unfortunately the graphics were redone for it, so it wouldn't be that beautiful pixel art. Oh well.

In Policenauts you can interact with any female character's boobies. No matter what the situation is, you can touch their breasts if you want to.

written and directed by Hideo Kojima

How am I not surprised :D

 

[ultimanecat]

For extra fun not allowed in the thread, look up the fan-translator's blog for Policenauts where they agonize over cancelling the project altogether once they discover the boob touching really does mean EVERY female.

 

[The Decline]

For extra fun not allowed in the thread, look up the fan-translator's blog for Policenauts where they agonize over cancelling the project altogether once they discover the boob touching really does mean EVERY female.

IIRC the translator is a SA goon, so it's not surprising.

 

[hajro]

M$ KEEPS ON DIGGING :cheersmate:

 

[lightbane]

For extra fun not allowed in the thread, look up the fan-translator's blog for Policenauts where they agonize over cancelling the project altogether once they discover the boob touching really does mean EVERY female.

IIRC the translator is a SA goon, so it's not surprising.

At least there's a LP around: http://lparchive.org/Policenauts/

 

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[Fenix]

More gossip: http://www.lipstickalley.com/showth...ost-It-At-Least-She-Got-to-Keep-the-Last-Name

Apparently there are entire forums dedicated to discussing these Los Angeles "society" girls. >_>

Madre mia!
This link is just a gold... dirty gold. Fargo, you are the nerdy sex-devil botanist, arn't you...
His ex looks like complete bitch btw, I have seen such girls, and I can see them in fine details in first two minutes.

Codex surprised me again.

 

[markec]

New update for Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 has implemented a item that blows a wind toward any girl to induce a wardrobe malfunction.




Its time to buy PS4.

 

[GarfunkeL]

What a time to be alive

 

[A horse of course]

Didn't Rapelay first implement that mechanic?

 

[hajro]

Rapelays best mechanic is fucking on your imoutos bed.

 

[Gerrard]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/485350/

What the fuck. It's like they never actually tried any real old school jap AVG before.
That's what we need more of:

>CGA palettes + dithering
Please no.

 

[PulsatingBrain]

Game looks familiar, what is it? Did a search but was only lead to a Neofag thread.

I think it's called Nooch. It says it on the left of the screen, and I searched Nooch game and got pics that look like it

 

[PulsatingBrain]

There also appears to be a sequel

 

[Helly]

Game looks familiar, what is it? Did a search but was only lead to a Neofag thread.

I think it's called Nooch. It says it on the left of the screen, and I searched Nooch game and got pics that look like it

Indeed, it's Nooch on the PC98
http://www.mobygames.com/game/nooch-abakareta-inb

 

[pippin]