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[Havoc]

"Pacifist"

 

[Stokowski]

"Pacifist-aggressive"?

 

[veskoandroid]

Sent from my Xperia ZR using Tapatalk

 

[thesoup]

I wanna play some diablo 2 now.

 

[Average Manatee]

The Hellforge has a 1 in 11 chance of dropping an Amn rune

So this guy was going to play for 80+ hours, restarting the whole run until he happened to get the right drop 7 hours in? That's fucking ridiculous. Someone needs to lock speed runners in a mental institution.

 

[ThisNameIsFree]

More like masochist run.

 

[Matalarata]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

The Hellforge has a 1 in 11 chance of dropping an Amn rune

So this guy was going to play for 80+ hours, restarting the whole run until he happened to get the right drop 7 hours in? That's fucking ridiculous. Someone needs to lock speed runners in a mental institution.

It's interesting though, you only see the truly fucked-up speedruns like these with the big, popular games everyone's heard of. Stray even just a wee bit off the beaten path and you'll find "normal" speedruns where people don't make big sacrifices to R'NG the Dice God and waste everybody's time.

 

[Average Manatee]

The Hellforge has a 1 in 11 chance of dropping an Amn rune

So this guy was going to play for 80+ hours, restarting the whole run until he happened to get the right drop 7 hours in? That's fucking ridiculous. Someone needs to lock speed runners in a mental institution.

It's interesting though, you only see the truly fucked-up speedruns like these with the big, popular games everyone's heard of. Stray even just a wee bit off the beaten path and you'll find "normal" speedruns where people don't make big sacrifices to R'NG the Dice God and waste everybody's time.

Competition brings forth excellence in autism.

 

[markec]

2b must be in every game

 

[pippin]

2b must be in every game

 

[lightbane]

Truly game: http://store.steampowered.com/app/564810/

Spoiler

The newest, most spectacular innovation in audio-visual enchantment.

In a world where time is running out, where angels, are now demons, and vice versa, and human emotion is no longer a valid format, there is one entity ready to put his FOOT down, and say NO. Play as a lonely timid left foot, determined to make his mark on a world that's ever so crumbling around him. Make your way through exhilirated, magnificent and enchanting landscapes. Move with shoe, live with shoe, breathe with shoe. Be. Shoe.

 

[Infinitron]

Who's this on Steam? http://steamcommunity.com/id/iriyap

 

[pippin]

I like his profile background.

 

[catfood]

http://xproger.info/projects/OpenLara/

 

[Hirato]

EDIT: the last 3 minutes of VR stuff

 

[Hirato]

 

[Astral Rag]

Motorsport Revolution is a single-player, physics-based racing game inspired by classic console racing games, as well as the popular Le Mans Series, which is considered the most challenging sport racing class in the world. With these influences in mind, we’re creating an epic immersive VR motorsport racing experience where players race the world’s top production-class race cars in the ultimate test on the world’s most difficult tracks.

Motorsport Revolution provides an immersive cinematic automotive journey featuring the world’s greatest cars and tracks. Available with standard screen view, but built from the ground up to take advantage of Oculus Rift DK2 VR headset and the unmatched processing power of the PC, our goal is to deliver a unique one of a kind VR, action-packed racing experience. This title has full native support for the Oculus DK2.

Core Game Features

• A VR menu display for all cars and race information is designed uniquely with the VR experience in mind (standard display version also supported).
• Over 20 different cars to choose from with unique performance styles, go from drifting to Le Mans Style Endurance Production Cars.
• Challenging adaptive AI that predicts driver weakness and overtakes in key track positions.
• Fastest racing line to help drivers learn the fastest racing line (optional).
• Realtime car damage modeling from race collisions resulting in massive automotive mayhem.
• Racing control via keyboard , Microsoft 360 Wireless Dual Stick Controller or Logitech brand force feedback racing wheels like the G25 and G27

Robust physics-based gameplay. Every meter of track is recreated, allowing deep development and performance challenges to the player. Learn the tracks, improve your line, and avoid race-ending collisions that damage your car and put you in the pits.
• Optimized graphics delivers amazing physically based material stereo rendering that re-creates the real-life characteristics of thousands of unique materials. Surfaces such as metal, glass, leather, rubber and concrete look real enough to touch.
• Race through 5 progressive performance classes to race from economy sport class to the ultimate formula class performance.
• 10 Different Racing locations from around the world.

TRACKS
- Millers’ Glen - Road Course
- Monterey, California - Street Course
- California Speedway (long and short tracks)
- Belgium International Race Track
- Brazil - Street Raceway
- Canada - Street Course
- Australia - International Criterion
- Italia - Factory Testing Raceway
- North American Test Track Raceway

Ghost Machine’s goal is for our team to remain independent and responsible directly to players, and to release this title DRM-free. We are now offering this Early Access playable beta build to players with a VR native mode for players with the Oculus Rift Headset and a standard view mode for normal monitors.

Spoiler

http://store.steampowered.com/app/317080

Powered by Unity, of course.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Frostmourne hungers

 

[Mr. Pink]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Normally I don't give a crap about fighting games like these, but seeing Darkseid's portrayal in this game...Wow, I'm impressed.

 

[GrainWetski]

Mount & Blade 2 released out of nowhere!

 

[Night Goat]

woodpunk

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

woodpunk

There was one Kickstarter project about cyclepunk.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/zisle/zisle-a-cyclepunk-zombie-rpg

As Z'Isle a cyclepunk story where bikes are at the centre of most weapons, gear and machinery, the same applies to its instruments.

Disgusting.

 

[Max Stats]

woodpunk

Sounds like what you get when a woodchuck fucks a chimpmunk.