NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Average Manatee]

:googled Command&Conquer in germana shariat:

So this is the problem. People elsewhere warn about terrorists and Germans look for the thing on the right. No wonder they don't notice them.

 

[pippin]

Cannibal Corpse's first three records were banned in Germany until 2005. The band was also fobid to play live in that country as well. I think they played in Germany for the first time in Wacken 06.

 

[felipepepe]

It's that slow pre-pre-E3 time, so journos are now doing TOP RPG LISTS!

IGN is slowly revealing their top 100 RPGs list, but seems to be made by reading Wikipedia, since they clearly have no idea how the games actually play:

There's no such thing in Grandia II.

Meanwhile, this month's GameInformer has one of the worst covers & lists I've ever seen:

List also sucks, of course. Skyrim at #1, no Arcanum or Gothic, etc...

Spoiler

100. Torment: Tides of Numenera
99. Dragon Quest III
98. Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
97. Dark Cloud 2
96. Lost Odyssey
95. The World Ends With You
94. Golden Sun
93. Pillars of Eternity
92. Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
91. Bastion
90. Panzer Dragoon Saga
89. Tales of Symphonia
88. Radiata Stories
87. Vagrant Story
86. Pools of Radiance
85. Might & Magic: World of Xeen
84. Horizon: Zero Dawn
83. Xenoblade Chronicles
82. South Park: The Stick of Truth
81. Destiny
80. Odin Sphere
79. Dragon's Dogma
78. Wasteland
77. Radiant Historia
76. Ultima IV: Quest of the Avatar
75. Shadow Hearts: Covenant
74. Monster Hunter Generations
73. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
72. Paper Mario
71. Jade Empire
70. Undertale
69. Disgaea: Hour of Darkness
68. Divinity: Original Sin
67. Path of Exile
66. XCOM: Enemy Unknown
65. Mass Effect
64. Darkest Dungeon
63. Valkyria Chronicles
62. Baldur's Gate
61. The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
60. Icewind Dale II
59. Chrono Cross
58. Tales of the Unknown, Vol. 1: The Bard's Tale
57. Dragon Age: Inquisition
56. Fable II
55. Skies of Arcadia
54. Grandia II
53. Star Ocean: The Second Story
52. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
51. Dragon Quest VII: Journey of the Cursed King
50. Pokemon Gold & Silver
49. Xenogears
48. Persona 3
47. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
46. Demon's Souls
45. Mass Effect 3
44. Fire Emblem: Awakening
43. Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord
42. Shadowrun
41. Xenosaga: Episode I - Der Wille zur Macht
40. Neverwinter Nights
39. Fallout
38. System Shock 2
37. Diablo III
36. Fallout: New Vegas
35. Final Fantasy X
34. Phantasy Star IV: The End of the Millenium
33. Final Fantasy
32. Valkyrie Profile
31. Ultima VII: The Black Gate
30. Persona 4
29. Suikoden II
28. Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
27. Earthbound
26. Dragon Age: Origins
25. Kingdom Hearts II
24. Dark Souls
23. Final Fantasy IV
22. EverQuest
21. The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind
20. Diablo
19. Persona 5
18. Final Fantasy VII
17. Ultima Online
16. Secret of Mana
15. Pokemon Red & Blue
14. Deus Ex
13. Planescape: Torment
12. Fallout 3
11. Bloodborne
10. Final Fantasy Tactics
9. Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn
8. Diablo II
7. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
6. World of Warcraft
5. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
4. Mass Effect 2
3. Chrono Trigger
2. Final Fantasy VI
1. The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

 

[pippin]

fuck Joe Madureira men

 

[ColonelTeacup]

INB4 "wombyn drivers" jokes.

Was she asian?

 

[Baron Dupek]

Meanwhile, this month's GameInformer has one of the worst covers & lists I've ever seen:

Spoiler

So much tryhard edginess in this artwork it physically hurt staring at it.
Remind me somewhat some thread where they compared japanese and european covers with american one, hilarious to see Nintendo products like friggin Kirby get angry face.

As for the list - nothing surprising considering the fact that game journos and developers does not know older games, especially old PC games (cause they're better than most garbage released in AAA and indie segment).

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Baron Dupek]

"Ah, an alien spacecraft. Now this is beginning to make sense."?

 

[Astral Rag]

http://www.mobygames.com/browse/games/microforum-international/


Microforum's Mind Grind looks highly prosperous:

 

[StaticSpine]

 

[sullynathan]

is that supposed to be music?

 

[iZerw]

Reporting for stealing licks from Sepultura:

 

[pippin]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Amateurs.

 

[Nirvash]

How many of those fake games actually exist (like pokemon uranium)?

And captain majed is the official arabic adaption of captain tsubasa.

Those space marines bodies

 

[pippin]

One tattoo can turn you from cold blooded assassin to gay prostitute/stripper

 

[Sizzle]

One tattoo can turn you from cold blooded assassin to gay prostitute/stripper

Agent 47 becomes Agent 69 :D

 

[pippin]

Agent 47 becomes Agent 69 :D

i would play that game tbh

also



the japs got a really good hint of Bradley's fetishes it seems. You can't fool them when it comes to weird smut.

 

[catfood]

 

[Jasede]

WTF is that Andhaira?
Thank you please come again

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Yeah, no, that numale is unwatchable.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I could stomach him being a numale, but both showing footage from the Special Edition of MI1 AND failing something as simple as putting tiny tablets into a bottle of rum is just pathetic.

 

[Excidium II]

https://www.fiverr.com/mercyrn/play...4&funnel=64acb96c-e566-4e28-a172-39138d005b03