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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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    Nice to see this video again.


    This is made by the same guys who created the Jetlag Travel Guides:
    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/JetlagTravelGuides

    These books are parody travel guides to the fictitious countries of Molvanîa (Eastern Europe), Phaic Tăn (Southeast Asia) and San Sombrèro (Caribic) and depict the typical stereotypes of these regions.
    In my opinion they are quite hilarious.

    Zlad (or Zladko Vladcik) from the music video is supposed to be the biggest superstar of Molvanîa:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molvanîa


    Another video:

     
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    He almost fell into lava while digging straight down. Then got a rare explosive enemy spawn behind him that he was able to shield just in time. This caused him to almost be pushed into the lava again. Once he jumped out and everything felt safe he went towards an opening to breathe for a second, just to be immediately struck by lightning...which never happens, specially on a small opening from underground.

    EDIT: Oh, and while at 1HP the whole time.
     
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    On the "official" webpage of Molvanîa you can read why Zlad was disqualified from the Eurovision Song Contest (plus a short biography):


    If you want to listen to the beautiful hymn of Molvanîa, click here:
    http://web.archive.org/web/20040830010248/http://www.molvania.com/molvania/index.html
     
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