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[Lahey]

 

[catfood]

!!!WARNING WARNING AUTISM WARNING WARNING!!!

 

[PlanHex]

He must have formulated that problem pretty terribly to end with the optimal choice being taking Kingslayer on a Hammerdin.
Also, no Enigma = have fun walking everywhere.

 

[Average Manatee]

He entered items manually in his spreadsheet rather than populating it by pulling data directly from the game data files. Can't believe he went through all that work only to effectively waste his time since he's only using a few items. And his limiting factor is real world money to buy them? What? I guess in theory the monetary cost would correlate with difficulty to find or acquire in-game though, but more likely with popularity and perfect stats on random rolls.

He must have formulated that problem pretty terribly to end with the optimal choice being taking Kingslayer on a Hammerdin.
Also, no Enigma = have fun walking everywhere.

He only has 126 items in his spreadsheet, divided amongst the item categories he's only considering between about 14 items each.


EDIT: Also, his dataset is fucked up. For some reason he has superior items costing less. Skip to 11:49, Famine Berserker Axe +320% Damage costs twice as much as Famine Berserker Axe +370% Damage. Maybe he polled offers for real stuff on websites? That's the only way I can see coming up with such backwards numbers.

 

[PlanHex]

He only has 126 items in his spreadsheet, divided amongst the item categories he's only considering between about 14 items each.

Sure, I just mean he formulated the objective function wrong. The objective will vary quite a lot between what class and what skills you're using. Besides, he picked out some of the best stuff in the game anyway.
I didn't watch the whole thing, I just skimmed a bit since I'm already familiar with ILPs and the game. He shows a Hammerdin early on, but talks about getting a weapon with high damage (and presumably attack speed too), but a Hammerdin is a caster so you only really care about getting +skills and +cast-rate for your offence. High damage weapons make no difference for a Hammerdin. (though there may be something about attack speed and cast rate breakpoints or something, i dunno it's been a while)

edit:
Also, Enigma should be weighted especially high, because it's the only item in the game that allows non-Sorceresses to use Teleport willy-nilly, and practically what makes the Hammerdin so good for doing runs.

EDIT: Also, his dataset is fucked up. For some reason he has superior items costing less. Skip to 11:49, Famine Berserker Axe +320% Damage costs twice as much as Famine Berserker Axe +370% Damage. Maybe he polled offers for real stuff on websites? That's the only way I can see coming up with such backwards numbers.

I see $4.95 for the 320 and $14.95 for the 370?

 

[Average Manatee]

Sure, I just mean he formulated the objective function wrong. The objective will vary quite a lot between what class and what skills you're using. Besides, he picked out some of the best stuff in the game anyway.
I didn't watch the whole thing, I just skimmed a bit since I'm already familiar with ILPs and the game. He shows a Hammerdin early on, but talks about getting a weapon with high damage (and presumably attack speed too), but a Hammerdin is a caster so you only really care about getting +skills and +cast-rate for your offence. High damage weapons make no difference for a Hammerdin. (though there may be something about attack speed and cast rate breakpoints or something, i dunno it's been a while)

Ideally if you are doing this kind of calculation you want to include a much wider range of items because you are specifically looking for the cheap/little used/common stuff that can combine well. All of the popular stuff is obviously good and powerful, and they are pricey for the same reason.

The specific constraints probably aren't too important, I think he's just using this as a proof of concept.

I see $4.95 for the 320 and $14.95 for the 370?

Hmm, looks like parts of the spreadsheet are out of sync when he scrolls and I paused at the wrong frame.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[Bocian]

Two Faces of RPG Codex.

 

[T. Reich]

Two Faces of RPG Codex.

commie is an ass of The Codex.

 

[Astral Rag]

Don't copy that floppy kids and remember to rat on your friends and family if they engage in that sort of criminal activity.

 

[catfood]

Somehow I'm not surprised those are british...

 

[pippin]

 

[Murk]

So is that like an excuse to reboot the old franchise and kill the current one?

Already happening but not in the way you think:



It's a fan-made project.

heh, this captures the spirit alright. I read the other "remake" stuff as a roundabout way of saying "the tits will be big again."

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[Lahey]

 

[Gerrard]

Who parodies the parodiers?

 

[lightbane]

So, Metroid: Samus Returns is out. Unsurprisingly, it's shit, mediocre at best, but its flaws quickly become obvious when you compare it to the Metroid 2 Remake, such as how the parry system is obviously a patch-up job to fix the horrible aiming, or the new boss that literally comes out of nowhere and looks quite derpy.

Spoiler

Fan remake:



Official Nintendo game:

 

[Unkillable Cat]

For no reason in particular... does anyone know the exact release date of Star Control 2?

November 6th 1992 is the timestamp on the files on the disks in the box, so it's got to be shortly after that.

Anyone?

EDIT: In case people are wondering why I'm using the rodent gif for this post, it's because this was originally posted in another thread, but moved here by one of our wonderfully incompetent moderators.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[CreamyBlood]

Last Thursday.

 

[GrainWetski]

So insane! They're making an entire new game!

 

[illuknisaa]

So it's just a simple mesh swap? Wake me up when they make a mod where zelda rapes link with his big dick.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

Also, we're prepared for the future in Spain

Btw Fallout: New vegas 2 looks gud

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

Hai yai forces in the distance

 

[kintake]

I had to use google to understand your post. Reddit is a website, Ruiner is a game (Available on steam), Berserk is a manga/anime, Susumi is a Japanese composer who made music for the Berserk anime. Hai yai forces is some kind of meme? I'm still fucking lost.