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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. The Decline Arcane

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    That shit is too fucking real for me.

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  2. Don Peste Arcane

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  4. markec Twitterbot Patron

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  5. rusty_shackleford Arcane

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    Reminder that savescummers are the worst of the worst.
     
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  6. rusty_shackleford Arcane

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    fake fucking news
    werebears are chaotic good in AD&D
     
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  7. Semiurge Arbiter

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  8. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    I...wasn't expecting this.

     
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  9. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    "If your character is caught pickpocketing (...) you may be surprised by what happens next"

     
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  10. rusty_shackleford Arcane

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    It should be illegal to savescum, 10-20 years in prison for it.
     
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  11. Black Arcane

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    I-I only savescum for playtesting purposes, I swear
     
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  12. Average Manatee Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    Even the Daggerfall devs admit their dungeons are fucking ridiculous though.
     
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  13. Jarpie Arcane Patron

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    Codex 2012 MCA
     
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  14. rusty_shackleford Arcane

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    I keep a well documented list of known savescummers.
     
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  15. Taka-Haradin puolipeikko Prestigious Gentleman Filthy Kalinite Patron

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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Bubbles In Memoria
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  16. lightbane Arcane

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    What about savestates?
     
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    How would you rename Drax, the pieces of meat, the dogs, James Bond and henchman Chang?

     
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    The headcrab prototypes had butts and anuses:

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