NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[TheHeroOfTime]

I had to use google to understand your post. Reddit is a website, Ruiner is a game (Available on steam), Berserk is a manga/anime, Susumi is a Japanese composer who made music for the Berserk anime. Hai yai forces is some kind of meme? I'm still fucking lost.

PD: Ruiner looks very interesting. A kind of a Hotline miami with a cyberpunk ambiance. Think I will play it's "demo" soon.

 

[GrainWetski]

Hai yai forces is some kind of meme?

Meme? It's the "on the next episode" song from Berserk

 

[kintake]

Oh, I've only read the manga. Read it in 2007 and it ended with them about to board a boat, resumed in 2012 and they were now on the boat. Read again last year and they were now off the boat.

 

[Cyberarmy]

https://www.myabandonware.com/

 

[adrix89]

Oh, I've only read the manga. Read it in 2007 and it ended with them about to board a boat, resumed in 2012 and they were now on the boat. Read again last year and they were now off the boat.

The soundtrack is prefect when reading the manga.

 

[HansDampf]

Previous WR was 18 minutes.

 

[Infinitron]

What? That's just the tutorial, why would it take 18 minutes?

 

[Havoc]

Let's hope that was sarcasm and not "old Infinitron getting old."

 

[Infinitron]

Let's hope that was sarcasm and not "old Infinitron getting old."

Uh. What, is it a reference to the infamous Dean Takahashi video? In that case okay haha, but actually even he only took 3 minutes to finish the tutorial.

 

[Havoc]

 

[Zed]

Good job Metro getting under his skin

He'll be staring at the ceiling tonight

 

[Lahey]

I am not asking to be nuked with this post.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[Harg Harfardarssen]

Hai yai forces in the distance

You wa shock 4Lyfe

Meme? It's the "on the next episode" song from Berserk

Huh, that's pretty good....googling...

Wait, this guy did Paprika too?

[googling intensifies]

 

[markec]

 

[markec]

 

[Rivmusique]

End is nigh.

 

[Siveon]

Just watch a movie or read a book, jesus.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

I don't know how many times I died like this in Dark souls

 

[sullynathan]

I love when you die in dark souls from a long fall, and your character yells before you actually hit the floor

 

[Infinitron]

https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2017/09/30/runescapes-tournament-disaster/

RuneScape’s PvP tournament went badly wrong

RuneScape [official site] remains one of the most enduringly popular MMORPGs around, but the finals of its most recent PvP tournament ended with the winner and several others disqualified, accusations of staff favouritism, allegations of targeted DDoS attacks, and a $20,000 prize pot with nobody to go to.

In short, it all went a bit Wacky Races.

In a recent statement, developers Jagex outlined the issues faced in the final of their latest 2,000-player Deadman tournament. One group of fighters was accused of working as team despite repeated warnings from moderators, and found themselves disqualified en-masse – a decision debated by the community amid allegations of favouritism by the organising staff. Many other players were also bumped off by massive lag. While some have alleged the lag was due to DDoS attacks, Jagex carefully avoid repeating any specific allegations and say they’re impossible to prove.

You can see some of these deaths-by-lag below:



After player ‘5PLUS50K12’, representing the Reign of Terror clan, finally emerged triumphant in the brawl, Jagex’s “standard” investigations discovered they had created a bot farm. The winner was disqualified.

The event itself was based on Old-School RuneScape, a popular (official) legacy variant of the game, with rules detailed here. On September 18th, the Deadman PvPcompetition servers were opened, and players fought, farmed and ganked their hearts out. The top 2,000 (the maximum player capacity of a RuneScape server) most successful were invited to take part in the finals on September 23rd, a one-hour grand melee with permadeath enabled.

At the moment, the fate of the $20,000 grand prize remains in limbo, with Jagex weighing up the options on whether to distribute it amongst the runners-up, donate the whole pot to charity, or to carry it forward and raise the stakes on the next tournament. While I feel the sensible option is just to split the pot amongst players, the latter option has the most potential for fascinating chaos at the next event.

 

[Bocian]

Public service announcement:

 

[Gerrard]

Hai yai forces is some kind of meme?

Meme? It's the "on the next episode" song from Berserk

Sign > Forces

Fight me nerds

 

[Kutulu]

I love when you die in dark souls from a long fall, and your character yells before you actually hit the floor

Well, yelling after you turned into pink mush would be weird. Sadly few games have good falling death's, you should burst like wet bread!

 

[Astral Rag]