NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Murk]

Master's dissertation eh? Wonder where he studied that they refer to it as a dissertation and not a thesis.

Also, fucking lol at "I need someone to give me examples for something I am unable to research on my own despite having just claimed I am an accomplished researcher".

 

[Murk]

This looks bretty damn neat, and I'd love to play a cRPG with a 'dominance' stat.

 

[Jigawatt]

Custom avatars when, Codex

They are already here, but first you must look inside your heart

 

[T. Reich]

This looks bretty damn neat, and I'd love to play a cRPG with a 'dominance' stat.

A Russian gamer cannot consider themselves a gaming veteran if they haven't played Vangers.

P.S.: They translated Authority as Dominance? Decline!

 

[Lahey]

 

[Astral Rag]

Five in-game cults that are a far cry from Far Cry 5 (RPS)

1. Unitology (Dead Space)

2. The Order (Silent Hill)

3. The Echidna Empire (Sonic Adventure)

4. Children Of The Firehawk (Borderlands 2)

5. The Saturnine (BioShock)

Bonus Entry: Epsilon Group (GTA V)

No Children of the Cathedral no Hubologists...

Spot the video game journalist who probably hasn't played the Fallout games.

 

[Infinitron]

Sorry if this is old

 

[unfairlight]

This chubby Elvis looking guy made a pretty interesting video.

 

[Twiglard]

Quake 2 on Xbox 360. See the guy try to aim.



Edit: in the playlist this guy actually gets proficient halfway through the SP levels.

 

[Average Manatee]

Meh, that's what every console FPS looks like when you don't have intense auto-aim correction built in. Not nearly as bad as Polygon's D44M video where the player was clearly unable to operate the movement stick at the same time as the aiming stick.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[LESS T_T]

Steam Direct lets us experience the minds of best Russian video game authors.

Gohan Quest, "Anime girls VS harsh reality!":

Gohan Quest is a humorous adventure RPG that takes place in modern Eastern Europe.

Key features

• Authentic and unique atmosphere of typical russian town.
  
• Anime girls VS harsh reality!
  
• Gotta find them all!
  
• Beat the shit out of criminals, bums, stoners, rabid stray animals, etc.
  
• Equip baseball bats, water pistols, soup ladles, laser pointers, fly swatters, valenoks, gas masks, and stuff.
  
• Heal with kebabs, kefir, kvass, ice cream and sunflower seeds.
  
• Advanced turn-based battle system
  
• Non-linear world exploration
  
• 7-10 hours of gameplay

Basically, Gohan Quest is a tribute to Earthbound, Undertale and other JRPG classics, but with its own style, plot and humor.

(Well, actually this one is Greenlt game )

 

[Drax]

:russiastronk:

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[Infinitron]

What, because it looks like the Bethesda Fallout title screen? If the similarity isn't just a coincidence, more likely to be a Fallout comic by Marvel than a Bethesda Marvel game, I think.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

What, because it looks like the Bethesda Fallout title screen? If the similarity isn't just a coincidence, more likely to be a Fallout comic by Marvel than a Bethesda Marvel game, I think.

It received a "Like" from the official Fallout account on Twitter but I thought it was a RT and something relationated with the franchise lol. My bad, just I'm retarded.

 

[Deleted member 7219]

What, because it looks like the Bethesda Fallout title screen? If the similarity isn't just a coincidence, more likely to be a Fallout comic by Marvel than a Bethesda Marvel game, I think.

It has nothing to do with Fallout. Look at the logos. Spiderman, Captain America, Black Panther, something else.

 

[LESS T_T]

Oh right no one posted this? Handheld game console emulators are on Internet Archive: https://archive.org/details/handheldhistory

 

[Infinitron]

Tales of the Neon Sea, some sort of side-scrolling cyberpunk adventure by Palm Pioneer:

 

[unfairlight]

Oh right no one posted this? Handheld game console emulators are on Internet Archive: https://archive.org/details/handheldhistory

Very neat. They need to get their hands on the old USSR Elektronika games.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[Santander02]

I didn't get the last one, kingdom hearts, two infinte?

 

[Viata]

So, you never saw the number 8 in your life?

 

[Murk]

Naver saw a number use both roman and arabic numerals (which are also different font sizes, for some reason).

II.8

.2 more and you'd have a full sequel.