NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Modron]

Jobbie nut butter? Is this some kind of parody news site excerpt?

 

[The Decline]

So what are they going to do when No Nut November comes around?

 

[Gerrard]

Gamer Nut butter

 

[Curious_Tongue]

 

[Hoaxmetal]

what?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivorship_bias#In_the_military

 

[Curious_Tongue]

Oh, it's that SJW who made that crappy game that tanked. That makes it funnier.

 

[PulsatingBrain]

Oh, it's that SJW who made that crappy game that tanked. That makes it funnier.

According to Steam it sold at least 50,000 copies. I don't know if I'd call that tanking.

 

[Mikeal]

 

[Baron Dupek]

 

[Caim]

I hope so. Last time I tried to eat regular peanut butter while gaming it suddenly turned to oil and got my bread all disgustingly soggy.

 

[geno]

 

[Fedora Master]

Shadow really was that edgy.

 

[Curious_Tongue]

Oh, it's that SJW who made that crappy game that tanked. That makes it funnier.

According to Steam it sold at least 50,000 copies. I don't know if I'd call that tanking.

Steam sales.

 

[PulsatingBrain]

Steam sales.

Tanking means it was a complete failure. I have no interest in that game at all, but to say that it tanked is simply dishonest.

 

[Angelo85]

Here's the secret Steam formula for finding out how much money was generated by a title:



Multiply steam review amount my 50 to find out how many copies were sold:
873 * 50 = 43.650 units sold
Multiply that by the price:
43.650 units * 19.99 € = 872.563,5 €
To take sales into account there's the magic multiplier of 0.38:
872.563,5€ * 0.38 = 331.574,13 €

So the game generated roughly 330.000€ in revenue over 4 years. Or about 6.875€ per month.

source for calculations:
https://www.gamedeveloper.com/busin...other-trends---an-analysis-using-review-count
https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/using-steam-reviews-to-estimate-sales

 

[Curious_Tongue]

Steam sales.

Tanking means it was a complete failure. I have no interest in that game at all, but to say that it tanked is simply dishonest.

https://www.polygon.com/2018/4/2/17188726/video-game-flops-where-the-water-tastes-like-wine-sales

https://www.pcgamer.com/au/where-th...commercial-disaster-dev-says-in-painful-post/

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Angelo85]

Steam sales.

Tanking means it was a complete failure. I have no interest in that game at all, but to say that it tanked is simply dishonest.

https://www.polygon.com/2018/4/2/17188726/video-game-flops-where-the-water-tastes-like-wine-sales

https://www.pcgamer.com/au/where-th...commercial-disaster-dev-says-in-painful-post/

Those articles are from end March / beginning April 2018, 1 month after the game released at end of February 2018. He said he paid $140.000 upfront to contractors. The game is way in the green by now. See rough estimate of figures above.

 

[markec]

 

[talan]

And the exciting conclusion --

 

[Caim]

Well shit. Better start over!

 

[Mikeal]

 

[Baron Dupek]

Keely Hawes played the voice of Lara Croft in some of the Tomb Raider games.
They're playing back a compilation of her voice clips.

 

[geno]

 

[ferratilis]

All these years I've been playing this game and there are still new things to find out. Kojima