NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[The Fish]

 

[Fedora Master]

People are making maps for this game in Twenty-Fucking-Twenty-Two?!

 

[The Fish]

Computer game leaching the vital energies of young men as they occupy an ersatz death squad. Games don't make people more violent, and that's a bad thing.

 

[Mikeal]

https://giant.gfycat.com/DarlingQuaintAcornwoodpecker.webm

 

[Baron Dupek]

Dead or alive you CUM*main theme starts playing*
*crash to desktop*

 

[Maxwell's Demon]

Conway's Game of Life: Pokémon Edition

 

[Curious_Tongue]

 

[Baron Dupek]

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

 

[Baron Dupek]

I don't play MP modern shoota but this is wack

 

[markec]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[Caim]

I don't play MP modern shoota but this is wack

A modern-day Achilles.

 

[markec]

 

[Baron Dupek]

based on Sims 2/3/4/whatever cat breakdance

"Nice moves, detective. Let's get back to the investigation, shall we?"

 

[Mikeal]

 

[Infinitron]

https://www.eurogamer.net/microsoft-will-attend-gamescom-though-its-unclear-what-it-will-bring

Microsoft will attend Gamescom, though it's unclear what it will bring​

Promises updates on previously-announced games due over coming year.

Microsoft has said it will attend Gamescom 2022, which returns in-person to Cologne in August for the first time in three years.

Details on what exactly Microsoft will show remain vague, other than a promise we'll see updates on previously-announced games set to be released over the coming 12 months.

This is a similar-sounding promise to what we saw recently at the Xbox and Bethesda Showcase, which concluded with new gameplay footage of Starfield.

"Fans in Europe and around the world can expect updates on some announced games coming to Xbox in the next 12 months and a chance to hang out as a community again (in person)!" Microsoft said today.

It seems likely that reference to fans around the world relates to whatever Microsoft may show during Gamescom's Opening Night Live stream, the convention's Geoff Keighley-hosted online component.

Today's announcement also feels like a show of support for the enormous German convention, as other major companies decide to skip it entirely.

Sony, Nintendo, Activision Blizzard and Take-Two have all confirmed they will not be present at Gamescom this year, leaving only a small list of major publishers set to turn up.

Bandai Namco and Embracer will be there, as will Ubisoft - though the latter company has subsequently confirmed its own big reveal event for September, casting doubt on what exactly it will bring to Gamescom a month before.

 

[Drop Duck]

 

[Strig]

 

[Infinitron]

Zeldaaaaa!

 

[abnaxus]

 

[Catacombs]

Longest elevator ride ever.

 

[Ol' Willy]

 

[Gerrard]

 

[Curious_Tongue]