NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Nathir]

More like:

Visual novel fans: "Yo, this story is amazing. With great dialouge and deep characters. One of the best stories I've ever read!"

The story: Underage girl falls on her sleeping brother in a suggestive way and goes "O-onichan, time to wake up, I made you breakfast!"

 

[Arthandas]

More like:

Visual novel fans: "Yo, this story is amazing. With great dialouge and deep characters. One of the best stories I've ever read!"

The story: Underage girl falls on her sleeping brother in a suggestive way and goes "O-onichan, time to wake up, I made you breakfast!"

The breakfast: 13yo pixelated pussy

 

[markec]

 

[catfood]

At least they didn't make the ancient egyptians black.

 

[Cat Headed Eagle]

That's an insult to them, tbh. Arabs were well developed, wh*te europ*ans were all barbarians who lived in mud huts, like the g*rmanic "peoples".

 

[e-mailio estevez]

 

[Sukhāvatī]

 

[ERYFKRAD]

wh*te europ*ans were all barbarians

What the hell I like Europe now.

 

[Jarpie]

 

[ferratilis]

 

[NecroLord]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Strig]

 

[Caim]

Solmyr serves his master "as long as his feet walked this earth". Being on a boat means said master is now on water instead of earth, making Solmyr free to kick his ass.

Also I'm not sure whether this is better or worse than the release of a new HOMM game.

 

[Black]

I see they modernised Cathy

 

[Caim]

I see they modernised Cathy

The new version looks like she'd kill Archibald while shaming her husband instead of letting him turn his brother to stone. The world would then end because of the events of M&M VI, and she'd blame it on her husband again.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

 

[ferratilis]

Geoguesser is now an esport, somehow.

 

[Caim]

Same energy as that AI that got points for shooting down missiles, but could only shoot when its operator told it to shoot, so to optimize its points gain vaporized the operator. Then when it was told not to do that it instead vaporized the communications tower that relayed its orders. This was in a simulation so nobody actually died.

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

Same energy as that AI that got points for shooting down missiles, but could only shoot when its operator told it to shoot, so to optimize its points gain vaporized the operator. Then when it was told not to do that it instead vaporized the communications tower that relayed its orders. This was in a simulation so nobody actually died.

Not even a simulation.
Merely overhyped brainstorming session.

 

[NecroLord]

At this rate, AI is gonna bury us all.

 

[Baron Dupek]

modern gaming

MS:

 

[Caim]

At this rate, AI is gonna bury us all.

We will all die not through climate change, hunger or disaster, but because an AI wants its good boy points.

 

[markec]