NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[sgc_meltdown]

the fuck

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... talMasters
http://oddbooks.co.uk/oddbooks/legend-1 ... al-masters

Knuckles is able to view the good and evil of any character in his stat window.

Knuckles has such powerful attacks that the damage is usually expressed in scientific notation.

Knuckles resembles a human, but with differences. Knuckles is neither male nor female, though referred to as a "he". Three-quarter-inch-thick dark-violet-colored (FFA000E0) fur covers his entire body. He is only 25 1/3 inches tall, 4 inches wide and 2.5 inches deep. Knuckles gets his name from his large hands, 40% bigger than a human his size would have. A reflective, glittery greenish (FFA0FF00) haze a half millimeter across borders his pupil. Knuckles has no nose and a mouth 2/3 as big. Every other aspect of his is that of what a human would have for his size.

Knuckles casts "heal11" on the fallen waiter. A brief-case-like first-aid kit 18 inches long by 12 inches tall and 3 inches deep fades on over the waiter in a half second. In red, and centered, "first aid kit" is written above a "plus" sign. After a hald second, the kit opens in a half second revealing various things found in first-aid kits like band-aids and various medications. The kit remains open for one second and fades away in a half second. When the spell's effects start, a green "cardiac arrest" and "flu" pop out of the waiter and he gets up as if nothing happened. Knuckles casts "cure" on the waiter. A green "257" pops out.

bros we need a mediafire of dis and I can't find one

last but not least here is a video of a gaming industry professional dancing with his review copy of Skyrim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN2KUJgOPBs

 

[thesoup]

That video was funny, but then I remembered he was serious and that yes, he will play it for 500 hours.

 

[TalesfromtheCrypt]

Lol, looks like the fat slob is still living in his childrens room in his parents' house.

 

[thesoup]

And what a rare case that would make him.

 

[circ]

Maybe Skyrimboy should learn to dance with human females. Might do something for that waistline, no doubt resulting from too many a night at the gloryholes.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Behold a master in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_aMQxVShk

fair warning it gets a little awkward here and there

 

[circ]

WHAT THE FUCK? EDWARD STARCRAFT?? WHY NOT EDWARD KOREAN KEKEKEKEKEKE.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

http://www.amazon.com/Legend-10-Elemental-Masters/dp/0615348130

the fuck. I'm going to read this

 

[visions]

fractions where anoying and did not
give any advanteges for player

 

[hanssolo]

Behold a master in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_aMQxVShk

fair warning it gets a little awkward here and there

Son of .

 

[gromit]

fractions written by Satan after severe head trauma

"Now class... in the real world, you will often have to clean up after idiots, carefully translating the information they give you into something remotely sensible and usable. This is likely our fault for failing to teach you the difference between complication and nonsense, but let's not get into the particulars. To that end, I have prepared a worksheet for you..."

 

[Peter]

Behold a master in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_aMQxVShk

fair warning it gets a little awkward here and there

I can't tell if this guy is a mastermind trickster or a complete asspie.

 

[Excidium]

Behold a master in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_aMQxVShk

fair warning it gets a little awkward here and there

My god.

 

[Jaesun]

I gave it 30 seconds. It failed to please me.

You will pay for that sgc_meltdown.

 

[Grunker]

Behold a master in action

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_aMQxVShk

fair warning it gets a little awkward here and there

My god.

JESUS CHRIST WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

 

[Mangoose]

fractions where anoying and did not
give any advanteges for player

Just looking at that hurts my brain.

And I was an Engineering student. (Or because?)

 

[gromit]

Normal brains hurt because "These are tough. I just don't get fractions."

Engineering brains hurt because "don't ever try to write fractions for me again. What the fuck are you even measuring? With what eldritch tool?"

Are they trying to make children stupid? We have to stop this shit, and start teaching them algebra from the very first time we give them addition to solve.

 

[Mangoose]

I looked at the pic again and my heart skipped a beat.

(Also fractions are more prevalent here in the US because of stupid English system. So just don't show me anything not in multiples of 1/4)

I can't tell if this guy is a mastermind trickster or a complete asspie.

That video makes me want to be an asspie so I can trick people.

 

[DraQ]

Normal brains hurt because "These are tough. I just don't get fractions."

Engineering brains hurt because "don't ever try to write fractions for me again. What the fuck are you even measuring? With what eldritch tool?"

Are they trying to make children stupid? We have to stop this shit, and start teaching them algebra from the very first time we give them addition to solve.

Who the fuck adds fractions like that?

 

[Angthoron]

Normal brains hurt because "These are tough. I just don't get fractions."

Engineering brains hurt because "don't ever try to write fractions for me again. What the fuck are you even measuring? With what eldritch tool?"

Are they trying to make children stupid? We have to stop this shit, and start teaching them algebra from the very first time we give them addition to solve.

Who the fuck adds fractions like that?

This.

 

[Peter]

you were talking about ponies a bit earlier itt?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQysdRTD ... e=youtu.be

 

[Angthoron]

I bet his previous presentation was about furry porn and stroke style comparative analysis.

 

[Mangoose]

Normal brains hurt because "These are tough. I just don't get fractions."

Engineering brains hurt because "don't ever try to write fractions for me again. What the fuck are you even measuring? With what eldritch tool?"

Are they trying to make children stupid? We have to stop this shit, and start teaching them algebra from the very first time we give them addition to solve.

Who the fuck adds fractions like that?

To be honest they're better for rote practice in arithmetics (precision & speed). I've never really done any fractions like that by hand in college. But as a kid I had to spend hours doing mind-numbing convoluted arithmetic operations. I suppose it really did help me, because I would never spend time practicing voluntarily.

 

[SCO]

I once erroneously mistook a homework for vacation memorization exercise by a factor of ten.
Still remember that shit 20 years after.

 

[RK47]

??? oh it's a fraction thing? it's not supporsed to be displayed like that. No wonder my brain didn't get it.

Once I mentally write the calculation as per normal...the fraction doesn't seem so bad.