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Majestic47

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....It's not tessera? ....Oh. fck me. :lol:
 
Fens

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was looking for more insight from harlequin and found this:

PeterWhite said:
As a 'council' member (I prefer term community leader myself)f or another game (nwn2) and currently a mmo in development (world of darkness) I can tell you without a doubt I not only helped sell units but I also brought new people to the table with my news, community site. I lost track how many people have posted in my forums 'I searched google/followed a link/heard about it and come upon your site. love it! going to bookmark it and keep updated about the game/community.'

That happened with my nwn2news site and currently with my world of darkness mmorpg news site. These kinds of sites bring in players to the community without a doubt. Do you REALLY think the pr/marketing dept or the devs would waste time with us if we didn't? It's free advertising for them AND helps get people interested with 0 cost to them. Think about it.
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i think this explains his idea of "useful" and "useless" ... if you're a valuable and free marketing tool, your site is usefull, if you're just a general forum used to exchange ideas, you're going nowhere and are completely useless (thread: http://forums.startrekonline.com/showth ... ost2524834 )


also: relevant lulzy thread: http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/game ... st/3486837
How could he be a council member for a game that isn't even released yet?
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Hes THAT good...

(No idea to be honest, maybe hes just trying to make himself look cooler/more important?)
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Angelo85

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Yeah I just scanned him with my Douche-o-Meter. It exploded in my hands.

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hoopy

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The Border House discovers Skyrim mods:
Clean Female Bodies

Fantasy settings have ladies that are simply too dirty for you? Don’t like the idea of all that unwashed grottyness? The psychoanalysis you could read into this would doubt have no end.
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Nude Females

Again, the psychoanalysts could go nuts here.
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No doubt they would go nuts after reading this mind-bewildering babble. I doubt even Freud on a cocaine binge would have found anything to analyze here.

Commenter said:
To clarify, the general purpose of “nude mods” is not to make everyone naked, they just remove the default underwear. Many people want this so they have more freedom when making and using clothing mods. There are many types, for both males and females. Yes, there are still a lot of horribly sexist ones, and people who want naked women but not naked men (sighhh) but there is a lot else out there too.
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sighhh what is wrong with all these heterosexual men

Commenter said:
You think the “clean bodies for the ladies~” mod is bad, just look at this default face replacer that came out recently. http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=2812

Because if Skyrim was missing something it was every female from the lowest begger to the highest queen to have ten tons of make on their face with not a wrinkle or crease in the skin in sight!

Sometimes I really hate the internet
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This comment brought to you by an ugly woman.

Commenter said:
Anyway, I give it a month before someone comes up with a ‘realistic’ sex mod for Skyrim, if it hasn’t happened already. Which, whatever, who am I to judge how folks get their rocks off, but it kind of just makes me confused, mostly because those mods don’t ever seem to aim to improve relationship mechanics or player immersion at all, just pornifying everything.
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This comment brought to you on a website obsessed with romances in BioWare games.
 

Oriebam

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http://borderhouseblog.com/?p=7088
:what: said:
Contributors include – gunthera1, @devilherdue on Twitter, and Rawles

The Video Game Awards (VGAs) will air on Spike on December 10th. This prestigious and exclusive video game award show has, in previous years, included several jokes about testicles/balls, scantily dressed models that accompany award presenters onstage, and renamed popular games to porn titles such as World of Whorecraft. http://borderhouseblog.com/?p=690 http://borderhouseblog.com/?p=3441 As this is the main publicly viewed award show for the industry we have a few rejected award categories that Spike should consider if they truly want to capture the essence of the VGAs.

Best Objectification of Women to Mask Homoerotic Tensions
- Gears of War 3

Best Chance That a Dude Retailer Will Ask: “Oh, Buying This For Your Boyfriend?”
- Dudebro: tie between Battlefied 3 & Duke Nukem Forever
- DM in his tabletop group: Skyrim

Top Game Targeted Towards 18-35 Year Old White Males
- Duke Nukem Forever

[So, hoopy, is DNF really top? :troll:]

Most Gratuitous Lingering T&A Shot During Dialogue or Cutscene
- Mass Effect 2

Best Use of a Slur to Push Away Customers from Your Game
- Homophobic slurs during the concert at BlizzCon

Best Use of Slurs to Attract an Audience to Your Game
- Bulletstorm

Best Use of Jokes Aimed at a Predominantly Male Audience
- You Don’t Know Jack

Greatest Use of Sexual Innuendo with Young Female Characters
- Ar tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel

Only Instance of Recruiting Random Women Characters from a Street Scene to Work in a Hostess Club
- Yakuza 4

Most Obscene Sexualization of a Well Known Character
- Aya Brea from The 3rd Birthday

Best Degradation of Relationships to a Simple “Buy My Love” Mechanic
- Fable 3

Most Frequent Use of Slurs Against a Female Character
- Batman: Arkham City

Most Blatant Use of a Sex Toy as a Weapon
- Saints Row: The Third
Should any of our awards make the final show? Are there any you would like to add to the list? Maybe next year the VGAs will celebrate some categories that accurately reflect their intended audience; one that wants an award show which alienates half or more of video game players and convinces many others to avoid the medium entirely.
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What the fuck, I don't remember any instance of slurs in bulletstorm, not even a "bitch" why are they whining about it
FFS the insults were random mixed cusswords that didn't mean shit, start th etrutz

For some reason I was not repulsed,saddened or enraged by this "borderhouse" site this time(I avoid actually browsing when people post their articles for the sake of my sanity), I think I just completely lost faith in humanity. And where the fuck is sgc_meltdown, this place isn't the same without him, him not posting repulsive shit anymore saddens me a bit
 
861129

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Cassidy

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centurionofprix said:
Choice delights.
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:what:

I'd rather have looked at a thousand tubgirls than at this.

Should know better than to let my curiousity overcome my cautiousness about clicking at most likely disgusting pr0n drawings from the Biowhore target audience and people who play Skyrimjob in their PCs just for the nude mods.
 

Father Walker

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Ed123 said:
Probably paheal or hentai foundry, I've seen most of them on there.
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Yeah, you are probably right.

Webmasters and folks visiting those sites need to be shot on sight (excluding pure aryans who go there to study the subhumans and their habitat) .
 
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