NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[bonescraper]

This almost makes me want to play that PoS. Almost.

 

[Ulminati]

ME3 was fine [...]. People are just whiny retards.

Thanks for my new signiature

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

Lag is a feature! Thanks Bioware.

 

[Darth Roxor]

These are so old it's not even funny

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Why does this world still exist?

 

[dnf]

These are so old it's not even funny

But one of them says it was posted yesterday!!

 

[Zewp]

Lag is a feature! Thanks Bioware.

I don't mind games that have a built-in latency, but 500ms is way too high. Anything over 250ms is instantly noticeable. A good forced latency is around 200ms. Anyone getting over that, tough luck.

Oh, and I'm busy downloading SWTOR. No idea why. Curiosity, probably.

 

[Angthoron]

All those gigs for the sake of a pretty uninstall screen, really?

 

[Zewp]

Aaand the downloader seems to have frozen. Was at 19gb downloaded this morning, still there now. Seems to be a common issue that's been present for over a year. If their downloader is still giving issues after all this time, I guess there's no much hope for the actual game being anything other than shit.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

19GB ?

 

[Luzur]

This almost makes me want to play that PoS. Almost.

We´ll bang, ok?

 

[Zewp]

Eh, not even going to bother trying to figure out how to fix SWTOR. I'm curious, but not curious enough to waste my time fixing something that EA/Bioware should have addressed ages ago. I'm still bored and would like to try a new MMO. Anyone got any suggestions? Is Warhammer AoR any good? Or maybe Age of Conan?

 

[Angthoron]

Eh, not even going to bother trying to figure out how to fix SWTOR. I'm curious, but not curious enough to waste my time fixing something that EA/Bioware should have addressed ages ago. I'm still bored and would like to try a new MMO. Anyone got any suggestions? Is Warhammer AoR any good? Or maybe Age of Conan?

Warhammer is so shit that even if the sky in the game was made of giant tits hanging from the sky, and if those tits would at random pop out of the screen and rub themselves on your face, it'd still not be worth playing that shitty game.

AoC... Well, it's worth checking at least, and hey, it's free. It gets kinda boring halfway the intro though, so unless you have someone else to try it with, your mileage won't last too far.

What MMOs have you tried anyway, and which'd you like of those?

 

[DwarvenFood]

Why does this world still exist?

It's temporary, when the old one wakes up, it will be gone.

 

[Gerrard]

@jeffgerstmann
Aaaaand now I'm downloading Far Cry 2.

@jeffgerstmann
I keep driving to the same spot, having a malaria attack, he seems to not have any pills, and I reset back to the first safehouse.

@jeffgerstmann
I feel like the game only showed me the "recover health" mechanic, not the "find pills" mechanic. Weird.

@jeffgerstmann
People keep saying "go to a church," but there's nothing like that on the map. Feels like I'm still in the first bits of tutorial? Dunno.

@jeffgerstmann
OK, driven the same direction four times to get to what I assume will be the tutorial for spotting mechanics, keep getting reset each time.

@jeffgerstmann
I'm... going to spend my time doing something else.

I have been writing about video games for my entire adult life.

Maybe if he actually fucking played some, instead of just writing about them, he wouldn't be this retarded.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/for...ink-Fallout-3-is-better-than-New-Vegas?page=1

WARNING - VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED : disturbing amount of hippie propaganda about "opinions"

 

[dnf]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/for...ink-Fallout-3-is-better-than-New-Vegas?page=1

WARNING - VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED : disturbing amount of hippie propaganda about "opinions"

Its just standard pratice on these forums. Fucking opinions, how do they work?

 

[ScottishMartialArts]

Somebody took an inspiration from Syrians.

Bah! That's amateur hour. Here's a real chopper pit:

 

[Tzaero]

 

[Kitako]

^ ... but why?


Also, posting some great example of great VG journalism.

SPACE HULK SPACE HULK SPACE HULK SPACE HULK @ RockPaperShotgun

Quoting the whole article:

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Versus mode co-op mode level editor, 2013.

 

[evdk]

^ ... but why?


Also, posting some great example of great VG journalism.

SPACE HULK SPACE HULK SPACE HULK SPACE HULK @ RockPaperShotgun

Quoting the whole article:

Wait, this is going to be produced by GW themselves? Prepare for fail then. Also: iOS.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Blast from the past. I like David Davidson's view on the whole ordeal.

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/141/index/6777563/1

 

[Wyrmlord]

Blast from the past. I like David Davidson's view on the whole ordeal.

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/141/index/6777563/1

I like how honest and intelligent many BSNers are:

No, you just can't uderstand that there are people out therem who just don't like Dragon Age 2.

OMG CODEX IS EVULL!

Don't make such ridiculous assumptions. The codex is not nearly big enough to account for even a tenth of the spam on this forum.

It must be the gestapo or russian spies, there can't poossibly be so many negative comments for a game that has an awful storyline, resuses maps, plays like dynasty warriors and is a total betrayal of the preceeding game.

 

[Whisky]

It's true, there are plenty of people who do hate the modern Bioware on the BSN. In fact, when I was a Biodrone during the DA2 debacle, I actually thought that the forums were too negative of Bioware.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/for...ink-Fallout-3-is-better-than-New-Vegas?page=1

WARNING - VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED : disturbing amount of hippie propaganda about "opinions"

Still a mile better than than the chap who claimed "forced replay value", among other things, is a reason why FNV is not as good as FO3.