NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Grunker]

lol

 

[Hellraiser]

Silly nintendo, they should have adapted the game to the special needs of the modern gaming audiences.

Here, this is how it's done:

Now even dated games like Super Metroid should benefit from all the "improvements" of modern game design!

 

[Palikka]

Nintendo now claiming ad revenue for YouTube Let's Play videos
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...iming-ad-revenue-for-youtube-lets-play-videos

Nintendo has decided to actually follow through on YouTube copyright infringement policies and is seeking ad revenue from user channels that feature Let's Play videos of the publisher's games.

"As part of our on-going push to ensure Nintendo content is shared across social media channels in an appropriate and safe way, we became a YouTube partner and as such in February 2013 we registered our copyright content in the YouTube database," said Nintendo in a statement to GameFront.

"For most fan videos this will not result in any changes, however, for those videos featuring Nintendo-owned content, such as images or audio of a certain length, adverts will now appear at the beginning, next to or at the end of the clips. We continually want our fans to enjoy sharing Nintendo content on YouTube, and that is why, unlike other entertainment companies, we have chosen not to block people using our intellectual property."

What this means is that those who host Let's Play gameplay footage will no longer profit from their videos and that money will instead be diverted into Nintendo's pocket.

LP threads next Nintendo!

 

[ERYFKRAD]

What the fucking fuck.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Super Metroid's release on the Wii U virtual console has brought a classic to a new and appreciative generation of gamers!

I'm sad to report that the top-left twit(ter) is from Iceland.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

"a glitch?"

Next-gen Mega Man hd with qte boss fights.

 

[Tehdagah]

"how do o beat this guy"

 

[Alex]

(...snip)
I'm sad to report that the top-left twit(ter) is from Iceland.

I think the best part is how he even says he is stuck again. I wonder what these people will think when they fall in the room you need to learn the super jump (or whatever it is called, that think you do by running and then crouching when at a high speed).

 

[Infinitron]

Nintendo now claiming ad revenue for YouTube Let's Play videos
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...iming-ad-revenue-for-youtube-lets-play-videos

Nintendo has decided to actually follow through on YouTube copyright infringement policies and is seeking ad revenue from user channels that feature Let's Play videos of the publisher's games.

"As part of our on-going push to ensure Nintendo content is shared across social media channels in an appropriate and safe way, we became a YouTube partner and as such in February 2013 we registered our copyright content in the YouTube database," said Nintendo in a statement to GameFront.

"For most fan videos this will not result in any changes, however, for those videos featuring Nintendo-owned content, such as images or audio of a certain length, adverts will now appear at the beginning, next to or at the end of the clips. We continually want our fans to enjoy sharing Nintendo content on YouTube, and that is why, unlike other entertainment companies, we have chosen not to block people using our intellectual property."

What this means is that those who host Let's Play gameplay footage will no longer profit from their videos and that money will instead be diverted into Nintendo's pocket.

LP threads next Nintendo!

Making a thread for this.

 

[tuluse]

"a glitch?"

Next-gen Mega Man hd with qte boss fights.

Too late.

 

[Alex]

"a glitch?"

Next-gen Mega Man hd with qte boss fights.

Too late.

What the hell am I looking at?

 

[Luzur]

what the....?

 

[tuluse]

Capcom hates the Megaman fanbase and actively trolls them at this point.

 

[Hellraiser]

Blood hell, is that pay2win megaman for iOs? At times like these you begin to wonder if Awor isn't right about humanity after all

 

[Unkillable Cat]

What the hell am I looking at?

I'm more concerned about what I'm listening to.

 

[Roguey]

Super Metroid's release on the Wii U virtual console has brought a classic to a new and appreciative generation of gamers!
[wall of shame]

Damn, Super Metroid is one of the bestest games when it comes to teaching you how to play too.

 

[Aldebaran]

"y cant metroid crawl?"

I don't know whether to laugh or cry anymore.

 

[circ]

SAMUS IS A WOMAN???

 

[evdk]

Don't you have to finish in a good time to find that out?

 

[Jasede]

How do these people breathe...

 

[Aldebaran]

I can't wait until some of them fall into the Dachora pit and have to learn how to shinespark out of there.

Hell, I imagine just getting across the bridge in Brinstar that requires you to use the run button will be impossible. I can imagine these people withering away long into the night, just waiting for the bridge to slow down for them.

 

[Jasede]

What's worse, we all played that game when we were like five and had no problems, ever.
We were smarter as five year olds than the modern average video game consumer.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

The "Why can't Metroid crawl" thing is a joke, at least. Calling Samus "Metroid", Link "Zelda", Master Chief "Halo", etc. is a classic way to troll fans of a series, who often type at least one angry reply.

edit: heh

 

[evdk]

I call Poe's Law.

 

[DraQ]

Super Metroid's release on the Wii U virtual console has brought a classic to a new and appreciative generation of gamers!

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P.S. Does anyone still have this comic with grenades painted as easter eggs?