NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Vipera]

Some nimrod explaining his immature "sexuality" and then jimbob posts that...on #fallout potheads are discussing the best way to get high...it's like the Internet hates me today

Are you saying there are days it doesn't hate you?

 

[Ahzaruuk]

I've always loved the ocean, and grew up on a small island in Florida - that may have something to do with my non-erotic fixation with dolphins. I don't know why it changed to an erotic interest though; it appears to have just happened. In all honesty I've never been closer to a dolphin than the dozen or so yards that separate us when I swim in the ocean. I would love to get closer, but there are laws against interacting with marine mammals here in the U.S.A. and I respect them. There are plenty of morons who would harm them either deliberately or in ignorance. The law is there for our safety as well; dolphins can be pretty violent, especially when they're feeling amorous, and they don't have any qualms soliciting sex from humans.

You know you're shit about dolphins, don't you?

 

[Selenti]

Someone wants to be raped by dolphins.

Hate to say it, but that's a pretty mild kink compared to same of the stuff I've seen on the Internet.

 

[Dpayne]

They do have a 12 inch prehensile penis.

 

[Vipera]

The typical T. truncates has around a fourteen inch penis. :wink:

It's not really prehensile though; the range of motion is comparable to that of a human tongue.

You know your shit about dolphins, don't you?

Well I do have a heavily scientific interest in them as well.

 

[Jasede]

It's hard not to be interested in the allegedly most intelligent animal there is, an animal that, unlike almost all others, might even be sentient.

 

[Dementia Praecox]

THIS THREAD SUCKS!

 

[Jasede]

It does, it does. And yet it reached 90 pages. Those are dark days, my friend, dark days indeed.

 

[Dementia Praecox]

It does, it does. And yet it reached 90 pages. Those are dark days, my friend, dark days indeed.

When it hits 100 (it will), we can throw a really, really retarded party.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

It's hard not to be interested in the allegedly most intelligent animal there is, an animal that, unlike almost all others, might even be sentient.

Obligatory Christian: That's not true. God made us in his own image not dolphins. Please read your Bible.

 

[Selenti]

Unfortunately, Dolphy, the Dolphin Battle Rape God made the human God his anal love-bitch a long time ago, so, sorry Christians!

 

[SonOfBeavis]

THIS THREAD SUCKS!

 

[Dementia Praecox]

It's hard not to be interested in the allegedly most intelligent animal there is, an animal that, unlike almost all others, might even be sentient.

Obligatory Christian: That's not true. God made us in his own image not dolphins. Please read your Bible.

Or even better: The Brick Testament!

Leviticus 18:23
'Do not have sex with any kind of animal. You would become unclean by doing so.'

Exodus 22:18
'Any man who has sex with an animal, is certainly to be put to death.'

Leviticus 20:15
'Put the animal to death as well.'

Leviticus 18:23
'Neither should a woman present herself to an animal for sex. It is a perversion.'

Leviticus 20:16
'If a woman approaches an animal to have sex with it, kill the woman and the animal. They are certainly to be put to death. Their blood is on their own heads.'

 

[Dementia Praecox]

<s>THIS THREAD</s> I SUCK!

Fixed.

 

[Jasede]

Good old Brick Testament.

 

[Dementia Praecox]

Good old Brick Testament.

How does it feel to know you are going to rot in hell?

 

[Jasede]

Quite good, I'll get an eternity to spend with all the cool people.

 

[Dementia Praecox]

You know why, right? Right? Please tell me you know why.

 

[SonOfBeavis]

I SUCK THIS THREAD!

Fixed. This probably isn't making this failed abortion of a thread any better, tho.

Also

:twisted:

 

[Dementia Praecox]

This was I great idea, I'll give you that. Should have thought about it sooner. Just make sure we'll last till arround 100. I'm starting to look forward to that really, really retarded party.

Also

:twisted:

You still suck, though.

 

[Jasede]

I really don't see how this pic is any more or less NSFW than tubgirl...

Damnit. Now you did it. Urge to post furporn rising... must control self...

 

[Dementia Praecox]

[b]http://zen.foxbutt.com[/b]/20- ARGH I -will- control myself...[/quote]
.............................................................:cry:.............................................................

Now that you've made little baby Jesus cry (^), how about answering some questions, for a change.

 

[Jasede]

Leviticus 20:13?

 

[Dementia Praecox]

Leviticus 20:13?

WRONG, BITCH!

Because you are actively partaking in this thread. Boy, did I own you right now.

 

[Jasede]

*holds up mirror*