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[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Glad to see the esf links still work after the change of servers.

I was worried for a bit as well. Uncountable priceless historicalatoring threads might have been lost... do we have annoying saving the good ones?

 

[Lumpy]

They're lost anyway because old threads are deleted.

 

[Bloodeyes]

Not really relevant to anything, but reading this amused me at the time.

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... pic=646917

The guy who wrote that was high at the time, in case that wasn't immediately apparent

It was, it still made me laugh though.

 

[PoisonousFroad!]

VIPERAS LIVEJOURNAL

http://delfinidae.livejournal.com/


vipera has a super duper livejournal

 

[Vipera]

I know - isn't it sexy?

 

[kingcomrade]

On a different note, it's kind of annoying being thought of as, "the guy who would fuck dolphins" all the time.

It's like you're Rosa Parks. Only instead of being black you would fuck dolphins.

edit-

Wow, Stephen made a comment on the chatbox about dolphin pussy being juicy and I can't hold back the wave of thoughts any longer.

Dolphin pussy. I'm suddenly remembering something Jodi said a long time ago, when I first came out I believe, about dolphins having cooters that can suck. Damn straight. Given half a chance I'd delve into those depths in a hearbeat. The way it must feel, sucking at my length, hungering for my seed.

Okay, I've regained control. Just in the nick of time too. Now that the momentary lapse in my mental faculties has subsided I think I'll check the forums for any replies to my thread about intelligence.

 

[Vipera]

Yeah, but we'll get equal rights eventually!

Damnit KC, I meant to privatize that one.

 

[Fez]

He demands the right to fuck dolphins at the front of the bus.

 

[Texas Red]

Viperia, it must suck for you knowing that you probably will never have a dolphin to play with.

 

[Fez]

Not if that application to SeaWorld comes through. Flipper will be learning a whole new set of tricks.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

Not if that application to SeaWorld comes through. Flipper will be learning a whole new set of tricks.

Edit: PATRICK eh?


We got another one :twisted:

 

[Vipera]

That's what you think TWD. :wink:

 

[Texas Red]

That's what you think TWD. :wink:

Well, what chances do you have except working at Sea World(or whatever)? I assume you would need some kind of a degree.

 

[Jasede]

Being attracted to dolphins is much better [not for the dolphin] than being attracted to anthropomorphic rats and rabbits.

Anyway, you'll always be fondly remembered by me as the "guy who wants to fuck a dolphin".

 

[Solomon Doone]

Re: VIPERAS LIVEJOURNAL

http://delfinidae.livejournal.com/


vipera has a super duper livejournal

The last thing the internet needs is more fucking dolphins, well, living ones - dolphinburgers and dolphinsteaks are far more acceptable (and delicious) material.

 

[Fez]

I wonder if tuna tasted better with dolphin mixed in it?

 

[Solomon Doone]

I wonder if tuna tasted better with dolphin mixed in it?

Mmm, meaty delicious chunks...

 

[Vipera]

I wouldn't recommend consuming dolphin meat, it has very high concentrations of heavy metals. I also have an aversion to eating sentient life, but accept that some people don't have the same scruples I do.

That's what you think TWD. :wink:

Well, what chances do you have except working at Sea World(or whatever)? I assume you would need some kind of a degree.

I would never work at Sea World; keeping dolphins in captivity isn't right in my opinion. I'm currently finishing up high school, and after that I plan to attend the University of Miami for the eleven years needed to acquire a Ph.D. in Marine Biology. From there I'll secure a research position at some coastal university and pursue my passion (no pun intended) in the form of independent research. I'm most likely going to specialize in dolphin cognition and reproductive behavior, as well as general behavior. I may go back and get a M.S. in Zoology after a bit as well.

 

[Texas Red]

So you still basically have more than 10 years to go. And it isnt a definite thing either.

Do you want normal women or just dolphin?

 

[Vipera]

I'm a ladies man regardless of the species.

Yeah, human women are my primary interest, but I'd not say no to spending all my time with dolphins. I'm still going through that whole period of self-discovery as well, so I'm sure some aspects of my sexuality will change slightly, but this isn't one of them I feel.

 

[Texas Red]

Viperia, did you have somekind of an experience with dolphins in childhood or did just occur out of nowhere?

(Its still hard to believe that Viperia is actually telling the truth, and not just pulling our long, thick dicks.)

 

[Vipera]

I've always loved the ocean, and grew up on a small island in Florida - that may have something to do with my non-erotic fixation with dolphins. I don't know why it changed to an erotic interest though; it appears to have just happened. In all honesty I've never been closer to a dolphin than the dozen or so yards that separate us when I swim in the ocean. I would love to get closer, but there are laws against interacting with marine mammals here in the U.S.A. and I respect them. There are plenty of morons who would harm them either deliberately or in ignorance. The law is there for our safety as well; dolphins can be pretty violent, especially when they're feeling amorous, and they don't have any qualms soliciting sex from humans.

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

http://www.bethsoft.com/bgsforums/index ... pic=661267

Please explain why this thread exists.

 

[kingcomrade]

Some nimrod explaining his immature "sexuality" and then jimbob posts that...on #fallout potheads are discussing the best way to get high...it's like the Internet hates me today

 

[Sparrow]

So many men, so little time.

That's not an image I needed this morning.