NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[dagorkan]

You shoulda told me. But I can still edit my post and we'll plan this over private messages before he sees (its probably past his bed time). PM me if interested and we'll coordinate our blackmail strategies. :honorblade:

 

[dongle]

Sheek, damn it, you're ruining my plan. We're supposed to goad him into spewing some really vile stuff, then blackmail him. God, the French and strategy...

Exactly what I was hoping for. To get one of these abusive PMs he was promising, then forward it to an ESF admin. He didn't measure up to it tho.

 

[dagorkan]

Oh no! Please don't! I'll be good from now on!

Shit, too late.

 

[Attrebus]

So we went from denying being a troll, to admitting it. Progress, but we still need to improve the quality of these trolls. Doing a pretty lame un-inspired job of it so far:

Ur all moroons! lol
You all really lover teh ESF. snigger
I wanna fuck you.

I'd give a two out of ten so far . . . . pretty poor showing. Any other votes?

That last one wasn't trolling...

Edited for clarification.

 

[dagorkan]

It's called counter-trolling, asshole. It's self-defence, allowed and encouraged here.

 

[dongle]

That last one wasn't trolling....

See, maybe on the ESF saying you want to ass fuck someone is shocking, not here tho. You're going to have to up your game if you want more than an ESF refugee like me to bat an eyelash.

 

[Solomon Doone]

So there are some ESF mods on this forum now? Did they come here to learn what that pesky freedom of speech thing is all about? Are you a devoted Elder Scrolls fan or are you somehow aware that The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion is the greatest game in the history of the universe? (Feel at home?) Oh. how. you. suck.

Shut the fuck up, moron.

Did I ever tell you that nobody likes you? No? Well I tell you now.

 

[Khajjit Overlord Rainer]

But he's so sexy. Hands up who -doesn't- want to do him in atleast 6 different ways...

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Rainerz: *raises paw*

Xaana: better make that 24 different ways rainer

Rainerz: *raises other three paws*

Krozkock: now rub your ding dongle against my sunrise surprise

Rainerz: Ohh YEA!!! Ohh YEA!!! OMG OMG OMFG!!1

 

[Stargazey]

These last posts weren't even funny.

However, this makes up for it. -->

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... 45101&st=0

The kid misspelled 'fetcher' as 'felcher'' and MSfD comes along to correct him, resulting in numerous ESf looking up the typo and finding out about gay sex.

Hilarity ensues.

 

[JarlFrank]

That's fucking hilarious.
And I had to read it up too now. I nearly vomited.
How can these gay guys do something this disgusting?

 

[Fez]

I think they do it just to be able to tell you and everyone else what they did afterwards to freak you out.

 

[JarlFrank]

I think they do it just to be able to tell you and everyone else what they did afterwards to freak you out.

I guess if they begin to vomit on their sex partner during the process, they will boast that they've done some Scat stuff.

 

[Fez]

I knew a guy who boasted about the AWESOME anal sex he had that was so hardcore that her tubes were coming out the back end halfway (he just pushed them back in). I guess a prolapse is a big turn-on for some? He took it as a good sign. What a freak.

 

[JarlFrank]

I knew a guy who boasted about the AWESOME anal sex he had that was so hardcore that her tubes were coming out the back end halfway (he just pushed them back in). I guess a prolapse is a big turn-on for some? He took it as a good sign. What a freak.

It's just like saying "My cock is larger than yours!", only that it's "My sex is more exotic than yours!". It's not that he must like it, it's only that he's done it.

Imagine how much money one could make with a "We offer all kinds of exotic sex you've never even heard of!" brothel.

 

[suibhne]

Imagine how much money one could make with a "We offer all kinds of exotic sex you've never even heard of!" brothel.

Imagine how much money is currently being made off of such stuff...mostly in Second Life, of course.

 

[Amasius]

The only "exotic" brothel I really want to visit is The Brothel of Slating Intellectual Lust. :wink:

Edit: The intellectual lust was obscuring my mind...


With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?

Way out in the water
See it swimmin'

I was swimmin' in the Carribean
Animals were hiding behind the rocks
Except the little fish
But they told me, he swears
Tryin' to talk to me to me to me

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?

Way out in the water
See it swimmin'

With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse
But there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself

Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?
Where is my mind?

Way out in the water
See it swimmin'?

 

[Lumpy]

Slaying?

 

[Stargazey]

The Codex: from gay sex to vomiting during sex in .5 seconds.

 

[Fez]

It's just like saying "My cock is larger than yours!", only that it's "My sex is more exotic than yours!". It's not that he must like it, it's only that he's done it.

Imagine how much money one could make with a "We offer all kinds of exotic sex you've never even heard of!" brothel.

He was retelling this to impress the ladies too. Needless to say he didn't get very far with that tale. I can only imagine that this is his A material for picking up women.

 

[Kingston]

YOU WILL NOT BE FORGIVEN!

 

[Fez]

I PRONOUNCE KANLEY UPON THEE.

 

[HardCode]

More on the future of RPGs:

http://www.elderscrolls.com/forums/inde ... pic=646603

 

[Zero Credibility]

7. getting an ahcievement for your first 1 hit takedown

HEADSHOT!

9. For killing two enemies less then a minute apart

DOUBLEKILL!

Yes, that would make the best fps evar even better.

 

[Texas Red]

I guess Summer finally did it. I surfed the OT forums a bit and the level seems to be on par with Gamespot general discussion.

 

[Lumpy]

I guess Summer finally did it. I surfed the OT forums a bit and the level seems to be on par with Gamespot general discussion.

Summer finally did what?