NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[evdk]

Nomask plays Fate?

FATAL. Much worse.

 

[Jaesun]

oh ffs I read that as Fate not Fatal heh

 

[RK47]

Who owns the future, indeed.

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[Jaesun]

RK47 fails.

 

[dibens]

Give the guy some slack- we all look the same to him.

 

[Jaesun]

 

[Borelli]

Who is the third baldie? Looks evil.

 

[Krraloth]

Who owns the future, indeed.

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?

 

[RK47]

RK47 fails.

He who controls the pas-

OK JOE JUST READ THE SCRIPT AND GO HOME. C&C 4 WILL REVOLUTIONIZE THE RTS GENRE WITH NO BASE BUILDING AND RESOURCE FREE UNIT CREATION. ALSO, ONLINE UNITS LIMITED BY EXPERIENCE LEVEL.THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JOE. THAT WRAPS UP C&C SAGA. CAN YOU POSE FOR THE BOX? OK THANK YOU. BYE.

 

[Lagole Gon]

Who is the third baldie? Looks evil.

Anton Szandor LaVey, satan's best buddie.

 

[Monk]

 

[Kitako]

I honestly don't know how to feel about this trailer.

 

[Angthoron]

I honestly don't know how to feel about this trailer.

Sounds like a game that'll make you feel like a man(-of-war)

 

[AngryEddy]

I honestly don't know how to feel about this trailer.

Sounds like a game that'll make you feel like a man(-of-war)

"You're gonna ship yourself"

 

[John]

I honestly don't know how to feel about this trailer.

Porn music + cheesy voiceover. DAY ONE PURCHASE!

 

[Gelbvieh]

Pretty good Will Ferrell impersonation tbh.

"KAWW!"

 

[circ]

Dolph Lundgren?

 

[Gelbvieh]

http://www.paradoxplaza.com/games/leviathan-warships

Ship Just Got Real

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

Pegi 7

"Leviathan" means "big"

 

[felipepepe]

I like Wacky Races.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

If anyone's wondering, internet warrior feminists haet Penelope.

ótimo comercial, é mais do mesmo, sexista e opressor as mulheres, como se não fosse importante para as garotas competir com rapazes ainda mais se tratando de volante, não conheço uma só propaganda que não tente mostrar o diferencial dos seus carros de forma divertida, tipo a do lek lek lek. Quem nunca sonhou em pegar a penélope charmosa? Será que você vai falar o mesmo quando tiver uma filha que se retrate como a penélope charmosa? Parabéns, papai e mamãe estão orgulhosos de você!

edit: google translate is surprisingly accurate, got it mostly right except for mistaking "commercial" for "comércio", a sex slang and the character's name change.

great trade, is more of the same, sexist and oppressive to women, as if it was important for the girls to compete with boys even more when it comes to driving, do not know a single advertising that does not try to show the difference of their cars in a fun, the type of lek lek lek. Who has never dreamed to catch penelope charming? Will you speak the same when you have a daughter who portrays as penelope charming? Congratulations, Mom and Dad are proud of you!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Found this when watching the Dark Souls 2 preview.



I don't even play dota2 but I can't stop laughing

Also, "Penelope Charming" is a much better name than Penelope Pitstop, which makes me think of a professional trucker gloryhole operator

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Ship Just Got Real

A little off-topic, but relevant:



The old guy in the bed make me crack up every time.

 

[Kane]

dota2 is a very deep and complex game

you have to rightclick

 

[Jasede]

I played Dota 2 very briefly.
I can tell you'd have to play it 2000+ hours while actively trying to improve yourself to get "decent" or "passable" at it.

As if the method of input has anything to do with how complex a game is! Soccer is a complex game, and all you do is kick a ball. American Football is complex and all you do is lug a leather. Geez.

For god's sake, chess is so simple, all you do is use your right hand to move some ivory around a board.