Now that Lloyd has settled his accounting on the finances of revenge he can turn to his true goal in life, stealing spells and getting free exp
first some potions for that 150% memorize rate
The merchants of amn weep at my rampage of rape on their magical stock
Afterwards we choose to assist xzar in locating his companion, much to the displeasure of my mouthy companions
hmmm found a mass invisibility scroll, you can also steal a ring of troll regeneration off the store clerk at the 'adventure's mart'
And that's pretty much it, if only bioware had thought up some substance to this fetch quest instead of a dozen companion comments. Seriously, was there one guy who wrote all this nonsense for Jan because I can't imagine multiple degenerates of such caliber coalescing even at bioware.
I had to read this so you have to as well
yes we are doing kangaxx, later
The lads are out in full force with their mouths and I still have't killed anything
Not one minute in my party and already every one has corrupted him into not shutting the fuck up. Entering planescape levels of 'gameplay' after probably an hour
ah it comes full circle
Then some golem turd rushes out of a door and drops a nice, steaming 64 after all this talking
Didn't push the screenshot key hard enough for the first part of this battle, it was super cool. Too bad you missed it.
These other fights weren't even worth posting but I've had nothing happening of interest, except for that one fight
foolish m*ge your death spells are no match for my double backstab tactics
Surely there would be some hidden clues rather me just guessing to solve this puzzle
Here's what Lloyd's stats be looking like, this is with the blur spell though. Also there were no clues
also there was no 'guardian', I just got a fireball dropped on my party. I don't know if this was an intentional joke or mislead or if they just said fuck it drop a fireball on those cunts and nix the riddles. Both Lloyd's spellcasters would probably be dead without a save
Lloyd walks again, his luck just won't run out
NOOOOOO MY DEATH SPELLS, HOW CAN THIS BE???
protection from magic weapons doesn't work against normal weapons just in case you never bothered trying
Always scout and check for traps
Four members of the dick squad just arrived from thin air, "knave begone from here, else face our sixty fours', cower and present your rear, we will fuck your ass sore whore"
Lloyd actually beat those golems like a red headed step child, I think he was -20 ac though from an anti-blunt weapon belt, blur, and defensive harmony. He was so cocky some random lizards starting besting him for a second
Anyway all that was pointless because we are actually looking for a demon heart that had nothing to do with that locked door, yes I mentioned our new demon heart quest right?
Despair, demon, for you have unleashed my critical backstabs
Lloyd actually ran away and buffed himself rather than delivering that cool line. Afterwards he realized demons can't cast death spells so his effort was in vain
Lloyd once more got too full of bravado, piss, and vingear after that instant kill, like always, and quickly shyed away from his unnecessary crusade on demons back to tasks at hand.
With this Lloyd's quest of revenge and redemption is done.
"But what does this have to do with demon hearts?"
"actually weren't you supposed to kill this valy guy?"
A valuable lesson on the human condition all around, next time we will embark on another soul searching quest of friendship with Anomen