Bioshock Infinite - the $200 million 6 hour literally on rails interactive movie with guns thread

[AngryEddy]

Now we'll learn that Rapture went wrong because one retarded "detective" killed the entire population of the city on a murderous spree...

Spoiler

The detective you play later becomes Atlas/Fontaine.

This scares me, because you're probably right.

 

[Diablo169]

They create an entirely new setting a floating city in the sky.... and the first chance they get to do DLC they go back to the previous games setting. And people are masturbating furiously over the nostalgia.

Bleh.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

They released some DLC today, Clash in the Clouds. Apparently it's an horde mode.

This first add-on pack puts an intense focus on BioShock Infinite® combat. Combine weapons, Vigors, Gear, Tears and Sky-Lines in ways you never thought possible as you square off against impossible odds. This pack features 60 challenges in 4 brand-new maps. Complete Blue Ribbon Challenges and unlock concept art, Voxophones, Kinetoscopes, and more in The Columbian Archeological Society.

edit: oh god, I thought "Burial at Sea" was a parody.

Now we'll learn that Rapture went wrong because one retarded "detective" killed the entire population of the city on a murderous spree...

Spoiler

The detective you play later becomes Atlas/Fontaine.

I asked a bro and apparently the mark on his hand ("AD") means the "detective" is just Booker.

 

[felipepepe]

Nostalgia of 2007?

 

[Athelas]

So who of you actually tried to throw the rotten fruit at the black people in the beginning of the game?


Also, anyone notice a pattern?

Gaming community (journalists and fans alike): 'Oh my god, Bioshock: Infinite is so Deep and Mature, it's like the Citizen Kane of gaming.'

-two months later-

Gaming community (journalists and fans alike):' Oh my god, The Last of Us is so Deep and Mature, it's like the Citizen Kane of gaming.'

 

[ColCol]

So who of you actually tried to throw the rotten fruit at the black people in the beginning of the game?


Also, anyone notice a pattern?

Gaming community (journalists and fans alike): 'Oh my god, Bioshock: Infinite is so Deep and Mature, it's like the Citizen Kane of gaming.'

-two months later-

Gaming community (journalists and fans alike):' Oh my god, The Last of Us is so Deep and Mature, it's like the Citizen Kane of gaming.'

It will come full circle when someone creates a Citizen Kane game that will be considered the Battlefield Earth of gaming.

 

[Average Manatee]

They released some DLC today, Clash in the Clouds. Apparently it's an horde mode.

This first add-on pack puts an intense focus on BioShock Infinite® combat. Combine weapons, Vigors, Gear, Tears and Sky-Lines in ways you never thought possible as you square off against impossible odds. This pack features 60 challenges in 4 brand-new maps. Complete Blue Ribbon Challenges and unlock concept art, Voxophones, Kinetoscopes, and more in The Columbian Archeological Society.

edit: oh god, I thought "Burial at Sea" was a parody.

Now we'll learn that Rapture went wrong because one retarded "detective" killed the entire population of the city on a murderous spree...

Spoiler

The detective you play later becomes Atlas/Fontaine.

I asked a bro and apparently the mark on his hand ("AD") means the "detective" is just Booker.

But there are infinite timelines and therefore infinitely many potential Bookers that can turn into anyone. For all we know every male in the game is Booker and every female is sex-changed Booker.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Bookershock Infinite

 

[Cowboy Moment]

They released some DLC today, Clash in the Clouds. Apparently it's an horde mode.

This first add-on pack puts an intense focus on BioShock Infinite® combat. Combine weapons, Vigors, Gear, Tears and Sky-Lines in ways you never thought possible as you square off against impossible odds. This pack features 60 challenges in 4 brand-new maps. Complete Blue Ribbon Challenges and unlock concept art, Voxophones, Kinetoscopes, and more in The Columbian Archeological Society.

edit: oh god, I thought "Burial at Sea" was a parody.

Now we'll learn that Rapture went wrong because one retarded "detective" killed the entire population of the city on a murderous spree...

Spoiler

The detective you play later becomes Atlas/Fontaine.

I asked a bro and apparently the mark on his hand ("AD") means the "detective" is just Booker.

It's an alternate timeline where Booker becomes Atlas, just without the Irish accent.

Edit: Now that I think about it, Andrew Ryan could be Booker from another dimension as well.

 

[evdk]

More games you release parody DLCs, I approve. Ken might not be such an asshole after all.

 

[sea]

Why do they try to play up the sex appeal of Elizabeth for their intended male audience even though anyone who buys and plays this DLC knows she's Booker's daughter? Wait, maybe that's the point... fuck, my braindntrdhfdh xcgbcbv fsfg

 

[Average Manatee]

Why do they try to play up the sex appeal of Elizabeth for their intended male audience even though anyone who buys and plays this DLC knows she's Booker's daughter? Wait, maybe that's the point... fuck, my braindntrdhfdh xcgbcbv fsfg

Because while people like to talk about LARPing as the main character in reality no one actually gives a fuck and wants to look at the tatas

 

[Psquit]

Then they will release a dlc full of bioshock memes and fanservice like "Booker catch TEHEHE", if it works for biowaru...

 

[Infinitron]

Bioshock Infinite has shipped (not sold) 4 million copies: http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-07-30-take-two-quarterly-sales-down-37-percent

 

[Average Manatee]

Bioshock Infinite has shipped (not sold) 4 million copies: http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-07-30-take-two-quarterly-sales-down-37-percent

Publisher cites tough comparison against Max Payne 3 launch as digital makes up record 52% of revenues

Hard to consider what the actual numbers would be.

 

[ColCol]

Then they will release a dlc full of bioshock memes and fanservice like "Booker catch TEHEHE", if it works for biowaru...

They should create a dlc where Booker and Elizabeth fix other games that fan boys complain about. This ranges from fixing the ending of Mass effect to getting romance into Torment Numenera.

 

[ManjuShri]

Will the Rapture DLC be standalone?

 

[Diablo169]

Will the Rapture DLC be standalone?

I doubt it.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Nope.
None of it will be standalone.
Not only that, but to own the next DLC, you must have the previous DLC + previous DLC + game, etc.
One big fucking scam.
What are the odds the DLC is about 3-4 hours of actual gameplay?

 

[Gurkog]

They should go all the way and have an incest scene. I would them for courage.

 

[warpig]

They should go all the way and have an incest scene.

Why not. That would be very progressive.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Then EA will rip it off and claim that they're the most progressive once more and that's why they're being attacked.

 

[Turjan]

One. Hundred. Pages.

At least this game is already out. The Thiaf thread is already longer.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

One. Hundred. Pages.

 

[Psquit]

Is dat hentai?.