Finished. The entire plot (and many subplots) completely rely on Bioware making sequels. Nothing is explained in the end. Zilch. Problem is a sequel is determined by sales which are apparently dismal. So the most likely scenario is we'll get all the explanation in a short developer blogpost or some such. Which will only fit neatly into this embarrassment of a game.
I didn't even mind, I was laughing most of the game anyway. Kept playing just to see and explore new worlds. Those are incredible. If you have a high-end rig MEA is the best looking game ever created and I mean it. I'm so sorry for Bioware's environmental artists, seeing their first class work ruined by human waste in the writing department. Oh, also John Paesano's soundtrack, ranging from passable to great, especially if you like electonica. Sometimes I even stopped in the middle of a combat, transfixed by a great passage and got shredded.
Everything else is complete and utter shit. Even the laughable, placeholder character design and animation ultimately pales in comparison with the utter incompetence of Bioware writers. Nothing in this game's plot, story, characters or anything in between is the least bit compelling. Interaction with your squad and NPCs is 90% dreary small talk. "How are you - I'm fine - Do you miss Milky Way? - Yes I miss my parents - Who were you parents - My father was a carpenter and my mother a shop assistant - Amazing. How do you like this town? - This town is very nice". It goes like this for the entire playthrough. Dozens upon dozens of random NPCs spewing the most boring piles of text imaginable.
The plot is incoherent and retarded. The new mysterious race is copy pasted from the Reapers in the sound and art design. The main villain, just like in DAI, taken straight from Disney Channel Sunday morning cartoon. Boooow befoooore meeee puny huuumaaans, mwhahahaha, watch meeee destroy you while I twirl my non-existant moustache!1!!1 Jesus fucking Christ. The new race of friendly aliens reminded me of Gungans. Not AS retarded....but retarded. Adults talk and interact like 17 year olds imagine adults talk and interact. But in the most general sense, the game is about an expedition to and colonization of a new galaxy, with all the implicit imaginative potential. And all we got is Gungans, Skeletor and awkward small talk about parents.
ME3 multiplayer won hearts and minds of many a player, even those who harbored life long hatred for multiplayering. It's not that MEA multiplayer is bad. More like it's.....exactly the fucking same. It's completely copy pasted in its basic designs and concepts. Most enemies are basically reskins of ME3.
The only question left on my mind as I watch the end titles is - MEA or Fallout 4, which one is more embarrassing?