Bioware's Next Game

[Rhalle]

Capt. David G. Iron of the spacecraft Vostok-- the first commander ever to take a human ship through a Mass Relay.

He was a badass British super-space-marine before he was chosen for the dangerous mission made by deceptive dialog trees to look like he actually had a choice not to accept it.

You heard it first at the Kodex.

 

[bonescraper]

Dragon Recon: Future Effect.

In Bioware we trust!

I hope they'll finally abandon their faux-RPG genre for good.

 

[Abelon Blanchetourbe]

Bioware pulling a slam-dunk out of AP (same engine and all) would be proof of the satanic inversion of values and could shatter the very fabric of the universe

 

[Multiple Sarcasm]

Guys, Bioware

 

[Angthoron]

Old Knights of the Jade Gate: Massive Dragon Nights.

 

[Turisas]

Old Knights of the Jade Gate: Massive Dragon Nights.

Sounds like hentai. I'd pirate it.

 

[Angthoron]

Old Knights of the Jade Gate: Massive Dragon Nights.

Sounds like hentai. I'd pirate it.

Colonel Massive arrives at a Special School for Super-Gifted Girls to select a team of capable specialists for a suicidal mission to end the oppressive terror of nocturnal space dragons. In the first instalment of this epic saga, Colonel has to acquaint himself with the origins of the girls, and with the parts that will become the point of origination of his bastard children. Over the course of gathering the team, Massive will face the demons of tormented pasts of each of the fully-relationshipable recruit, experienced in interactive QTE cutscenes and listen to forty hours of fully-voiced dialogue written by none other but David Gaider himself.

 

[Mister Arkham]

In a stunning reversal of fortunes, Bioware announces that they will be making Alpha Protocol 2 for Obsidian.

Edit: Damn, you guys beat me to it.

 

[MicoSelva]

it's some sort of prequel ME thing

Probably this. Bioware have said that they wanted more money from ME franchise, but didn't want to make more than three games about Shepard, so it would make sense.

 

[Black]

"BIO makes better RPGs now"- Volourn, Codex gentleman and scholar.

 

[Stainless Veteran]

Hey, that clip didn't have any gameplay. It could be an old-school TB tactics game with that special BioWare touch (forbidden gay love blooms where it's least expected - a squad of homophobic macho paratroopers) added on top.

I'm certain that you're right in the second part of your prediction, and deadly wrong in the first.

 

[SimpleComplexity]

I succesfully managed to sneak into their high security server and copy a tiny part from the FAQ of their upcoming website source code:

Q:Will i be able to pop some moles?
A:Yes

Molepopping confirmed.

 

[Relay]

Bioware's take on Gears of War.

 

[Abelon Blanchetourbe]

I succesfully managed to sneak into their high security server and copy a tiny part from the FAQ of their upcoming website source code:

Q:Will i be able to pop some moles?
A:Yes

Molepopping confirmed.

Don't be so sure, there were also rumors of a FPS project and if they're going the COD route (as if there was any other) we'll have to get our fix of sticky cover somewhere else

 

[Sceptic]

that special BioWare touch (forbidden gay love blooms where it's least expected - a squad of homophobic macho paratroopers)

I'd hardly call this the Bioware touch after they excised even the bi romances from ME.

(and no Liara doesn't count)

 

[Merkwürdigliebe]

"plan to show off their next big game during this year's SpikeTV Awards"

Spike TV... that little detail is enough to figure out who their main target audience will be.

SpikeTV whats that? Some sort of gaming channel showing popamole games?

Well as long as they don't claim that the game will be a rpg I won't even bother raging at this one, though of course that is what they will call it. Comes complete with cover system, gay romances, and a super streamlined and simple stat system. Further developing the already streamlined system from Dragon Age 2 they have streamlined it even further, now the game only has one one stat and it's called stat. That way everyone will see which piece of gear is better and why! Also one won't have to bother with pesky numbers or letters in order to find out which item has more of stat, it will use color coded emoticons to show which is better. With red being the worst, orange moderate, and yellow good, however for a small fee you will be able to directly purchase new equipment for Commander Hawke the chosen one in one of the in game stores for real currency, these items will be of the amazing dollar green quality!

 

[scorpioo]

I think it is ME3

 

[SimpleComplexity]

Whatever it is it is popamole

 

[Volourn]

"I'd hardly call this the Bioware touch after they excised even the bi romances from ME."

ME2 and DA both had bi/gay romances. *shrug*

 

[Sceptic]

ME2 and DA both had bi/gay romances.

Where? Chambers isn't a real romance (no achivement ) and all the others are straight IIRC.

DAO had lotsa bi ones though.

 

[DalekFlay]

With this, the Xbox exclusive New Vegas DLC and the Spike "Video Game Awards" being as mainstream as fucking possible I am having a very detached morning. My hobby hates me.

Fuck you, hobby.

 

[racofer]

ME2 and DA both had bi/gay romances.

Where? Chambers isn't a real romance (no achivement ) and all the others are straight IIRC.

DAO had lotsa bi ones though.

There's Liara and female Shepard on ME2.

 

[Volourn]

"Where? Chambers isn't a real romance (no achivement "

Achievment or no, she counts.

 

[Pegultagol]

That is the new Biowarian

 

[MicoSelva]

I think it is ME3

After actually checking it out, me too.