KickStarter Black Geyser: Couriers of Darkness - Tales of the Moon Cult expansion on the way

[Fedora Master]

Buys

Funny how I am the only one in the thread so far who has provided objective evidence of the game's state while you two are just going around whining about how "it's not TRUUUUEEEEE ;(((" but what can you expect from a Noted Liar and Redditor like Jenkem.

 

[Ontopoly]

If you want to complain when it's fully released go ahead. We all complain about everything here. No one is going to stop you or call you an idiot, although they may call you a graphics whore, which you are. look at kingmaker, the only complaint you can get away with here is that it's buggy/was really buggy at release, you'll be able to shit talk this game all you want after it releases. It's nice that you made it into a comic but it doesn't really mean anything. You won't be attacked the same for a complaint about an early access vs a full release despite your cute comic.

 

[Fedora Master]

If you want to complain when it's fully released go ahead. We all complain about everything here. No one is going to stop you or call you an idiot, although they may call you a graphics whore, which you are. look at kingmaker, the only complaint you can get away with here is that it's buggy/was really buggy at release, you'll be able to shit talk this game all you want after it releases. It's nice that you made it into a comic but it doesn't really mean anything. You won't be attacked the same for a complaint about an early access vs a full release despite your cute comic.

 

[Ontopoly]

"its not TRUUUUEEEEE ;((("

Never said it's not true, just said that it doesn't matter. The models look ugly as fuck. Looks like they modeled their characters based off of the bad postured nerds from their game making office

 

[Ontopoly]

That comic isn't talking about graphics and other shit that can be patched in before release. It's talking about shit game design and shit ideas. And bad graphics wouldn't make a shit game

 

[Jenkem]

6-7 posts screeching about the models or animations, which the devs have already said is something they'll clean up as they progress through ea, is now "objective criticism"

 

[Fedora Master]

That comic isn't talking about graphics and other shit that can be patched in before release. It's talking about shit game design and shit ideas.

Which there are plenty of in the game as well.

 

[Fedora Master]

6-7 posts screeching about the models or animations, which the devs have already said is something they'll clean up as they progress through ea, is now "objective criticism"

the devs have already stated that cleaning up animations and other minor details will happen during early access. not that it matters to people's agendas.

Jenkins, you're the one who is shilling this now but will drop it in a week.

it's a fucking early access game, retard

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Because we all know Early Access titles have such a great track record of getting TOTALLY FIXED. Especially when they're games by unknown mobile app devs.

 

[Jenkem]

That comic isn't talking about graphics and other shit that can be patched in before release. It's talking about shit game design and shit ideas.

Which there are plenty of in the game as well.

they must not be as big of an issue for you than the animations based on what you choose to whinge about

 

[Ontopoly]

Which there are plenty of in the game as well.

Then talk about that stuff that's actually meaningful,.

 

[Fedora Master]

Which there are plenty of in the game as well.

Then talk about that stuff that's actually meaningful,.

1. Writing oscillates between mediocre and stupid. Clearly not written by native speakers. This isn't getting fixed. They never fix their story after the fact.
2. Voice acting isn't going to get fixed, ever, and it's D-Grade at best as my comparison to Crying Is Not Enough shows.

 

[PrettyDeadman]

whats the best character build.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Barbarian

 

[NJClaw]

whats the best character build.

CRUSHMASTER, obviously.

the quality of the models, the VO, the writing itself, QoL are... not that great.

Have you followed the development of the game? Did you read the game title? Did you even take a look their Steam page?

I don't think anyone with a sane mind during the past 5 years ever gazed upon this creation thinking "wow, the quality of the models, the VO, and the writing are going to be great in this game!".

 

[Fedora Master]

whats the best character build.

CRUSHMASTER, obviously.

the quality of the models, the VO, the writing itself, QoL are... not that great.

Have you followed the development of the game? Did you read the game title? Did you even take a look their Steam page?

I don't think anyone with a sane mind ever gazed upon this creation thinking "wow, the quality of the models, the VO, and the writing are going to be great in this game!".

I take em as I see em. What I saw was low quality. If that's what the devs want to show people by going into EA it's their choice.

 

[NJClaw]

I take em as I see em. What I saw was low quality. If that's what the devs want to show people by going into EA it's their choice.

Nobody was expecting high quality in those departments from them, apart from a minority of reviewers on Steam who can't take a hint.

If you wanted to know it sooner, you should have asked here "hey, is this game going to have amazing models, VO, and writing?". This is an accurate breakdown of the replies you would have gotten:

1/4 - Not until they add the CRUSHMASTER!
1/4 - THE BLACK GAYSER IS GOING TO ERUPT!
1/4 - They're pouring all their funds into the interface of the brewing and drying systems.
1/4 - Are you out of your mind?!

(for brevity's sake, I discarded a single reply which was a long rant about necromancy, skeleton summoning, and all that stuff)

 

[ERYFKRAD]

This is an accurate breakdown of the replies you would have gotten:

1/4 - Not until they add the CRUSHMASTER!
1/4 - THE BLACK GAYSER IS GOING TO ERUPT!
1/4 - They're pouring all their funds into the interface of the brewing and drying systems.
1/4 - Are you out of your mind?!

(for brevity's sake, I discarded a single reply which was a long rant about necromancy, skeleton summoning, and all that stuff)

Fairly accurate assessment.

 

[mediocrepoet]

(for brevity's sake, I discarded a single reply which was a long rant about necromancy, skeleton summoning, and all that stuff)

[Intelligence failure] If only I could disentangle this mystery...

 

[ERYFKRAD]

(for brevity's sake, I discarded a single reply which was a long rant about necromancy, skeleton summoning, and all that stuff)

[Intelligence failure] If only I could disentangle this mystery...

[Wisdom success]Don't.

 

[Jenkem]

either you embrace the meme or the meme embraces you.

 

[Reinhardt]

(for brevity's sake, I discarded a single reply which was a long rant about necromancy, skeleton summoning, and all that stuff)

[Intelligence failure] If only I could disentangle this mystery...

[Wisdom success]Don't.

[Strength check] BARBARIAN!

 

[Krivol]

Buys

Funny how I am the only one in the thread so far who has provided objective evidence of the game's state while you two are just going around whining about how "it's not TRUUUUEEEEE ;(((" but what can you expect from a Noted Liar and Redditor like Jenkem.

"it's not TRUUUUEEEEE ;((("

 

[agris]

"I barely notice something but I'm going to complain about it longer than I'll ever look at it"

The key difference being, of course, that clearly some do notice it - enough to get their fedora all sweaty, even.

edit: fuck it, it's a meme game anyway.

 

[cyborgboy95]

https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1374930/view/2967297141009800045

Update #2 Is Here!​

Here's our second round of fixes based on your feedback!

Ho there, adventurers!


Yesterday evening we pushed a small update to fix some critical bugs you've all raised. You can see the patch notes below.

As always, your input will directly shape Black Geyser, so please continue to let us know your thoughts via Steam or our Discord

Spoiler

Fixes

• Leaving Haunted Mansion no longer causes a freeze if you have summoned a skeleton beforehand
  
• Wardenhaft is now reachable from the southern border of Castle District
  
• Deron-Guld Gates are now reachable from the western border of Stoutwood Pass
  
• Zelima now has correct shop inventory after you complete her quest
  
• Branch of the Night Queen now has correct 3D model
  
• Bendy and Black Jenny no longer uses a male dying soundset
  
• Improved accuracy for some quest journals
  
• Bugfixes for summoned creatures

Expect many more fixes in the coming days as we collate all your feedback, and pursue key target areas of concern based on what you’ve told us!

The Black Geyser Team

 

[Humbaba]

Is the game good yet?