Bloodbowl Season 3

[MicoSelva]

Watched the Human vs Norse replay. I remember thinking "deso made a mistake here" when I saw him use up the apothecary to re-roll the "miss next game" injury, so I didn't really pity him when Mantiis killed his Blitzer with 14 SPPs. But a few turns later - BAM! the +ST Catcher also dies.

I am so glad for not being in deso's place at that moment, as I can only imagine how much I would have raged.

@Elwro: replay?

 

[grotsnik]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19655189/Replay_2011-04-19_19-22-32.db

This is what we've got. The turn late on when I don't do anything for 3 minutes and then hurriedly race players across the pitch, tripping a saurus, can be explained by the fact that I got distracted by a stir fry.

Bravo to Elwro and thanks for a fun 3/4 of a game.

 

[Elwro]

You can't outbash Lizards as Amazons so shouldn't even try. Morg 'n' Thorg can tie up a couple of players, they won't be dodging away with AG 1. Dodge away, hope you won't fail that 3/3+ and blitz a skink every turn. Your players are very hard to knock down by someone without block or tackle, even with 2 dice.

Thanks, I'll try to use that advice in the future :D One of my problems is I don't really have time to play this in single player. Still, playing multi is a lot of fun!

 

[Exmit]

Grotsnik see you in next round , we know each other well from last season.

 

[hoverdog]

I am very happy that I play with exmit in the last round.

 

[Pussycat669]

Hey hoverdog, won't be available today. How about Thursday night?

 

[desocupado]

Watched the Human vs Norse replay. I remember thinking "deso made a mistake here" when I saw him use up the apothecary to re-roll the "miss next game" injury, so I didn't really pity him when Mantiis killed his Blitzer with 14 SPPs. But a few turns later - BAM! the +ST Catcher also dies.

I am so glad for not being in deso's place at that moment, as I can only imagine how much I would have raged.

@Elwro: replay?

I raged the whole game, you have no idea how much. I DIDN'T PUT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS OUT, NOT EVEN A MOTHERFUCKING GOLDEN BELL, AV7 IS FRAIL MY ASS.

Also, I wished all sorts of bodily harm upon Mantiis for being a jackass and fouling my whole team and killing my players. Surely I was fouling too, but that's like pile-driving a 4 year old when he hits you.

So, mantiis, dog-fondler, cat-molester, child-licker, chicken-rapist, horse fucker, I hope you get ass aids, and that your children like rap music and Kanye West to be their role-models.

EDIT: Added more insults.

 

[hoverdog]

Hey hoverdog, won't be available today. How about Thursday night?

Sure. I wouldn't manage to play tomorrow either.

 

[Mantiis]

I raged the whole game, you have no idea how much. I DIDN'T PUT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS OUT, NOT EVEN A MOTHERFUCKING GOLDEN BELL, AV7 IS FRAIL MY ASS.

Also, I wished all sorts of bodily harm upon Mantiis for being a jackass and fouling my whole team and killing my players. Surely I was fouling too, but that's like pile-driving a 4 year old when he hits you.

So, mantiis, dog-fondler, cat-molester, child-licker, chicken-rapist, horse fucker, I hope you get ass aids, and that your children like rap music and Kanye West to be their role-models.

EDIT: Added more insults.

Both deaths were from blocks - not from fouling so although I did foul it didn't damage your team that much. Apart from the two deaths everyone else in the team is fit and healthy. Also you were fouling a hell of a lot as well.

Having said all that there was a turn where you didn't pick up your players and didn't block at all and I fouled anyway. That was a bit of a cunty move and I apologise for that.

But don't take it too seriously! With an AV7 team I am sure I will get what is coming to me.

 

[desocupado]

I raged the whole game, you have no idea how much. I DIDN'T PUT A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS OUT, NOT EVEN A MOTHERFUCKING GOLDEN BELL, AV7 IS FRAIL MY ASS.

Also, I wished all sorts of bodily harm upon Mantiis for being a jackass and fouling my whole team and killing my players. Surely I was fouling too, but that's like pile-driving a 4 year old when he hits you.

So, mantiis, dog-fondler, cat-molester, child-licker, chicken-rapist, horse fucker, I hope you get ass aids, and that your children like rap music and Kanye West to be their role-models.

EDIT: Added more insults.

Both deaths were from blocks - not from fouling so although I did foul it didn't damage your team that much. Apart from the two deaths everyone else in the team is fit and healthy. Also you were fouling a hell of a lot as well.

Having said all that there was a turn where you didn't pick up your players and didn't block at all and I fouled anyway. That was a bit of a cunty move and I apologise for that.

But don't take it too seriously! With an AV7 team I am sure I will get what is coming to me.

I know it's part of the game, I was just raging a bit. No hard feelings.

 

[MicoSelva]

Grotsnik see you in next round , we know each other well from last season.

I hope lizards squish them 0rkz like a sponge, until all their fluids come out.

I am very butthurt about Exmit getting like 20 SPPs from casualties in the match against toastboy's ogres, while I achieved a total of one casualty on a snotling. One. That d0rf0rking fucker is just too lucky.

 

[Grunker]

Mantiis is a dick. He once killed my 16SPP player with a foul in Turn 16 ahead 2-0.

 

[Mantiis]

Mantiis is a dick. He once killed my 16SPP player with a foul in Turn 16 ahead 2-0.

That was the first completed codex BloodBowl season.

Good times.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

hoverdog, do your nicer-smelling cousins a favour by kicking the shit out of Pussycat's Wardancers.

 

[OSK]

Mantiis is a dick. He once killed my 16SPP player with a foul in Turn 16 ahead 2-0.

Funny. I believe the same exact thing happened to my level 3 blitzer. He was up 2-0 and fouled me on his final turn killing my star player.

I think it was Grotsnik who was beating the crap out of Mantiis' players and stopped fouling because he felt bad. That's right, he felt bad for fouling Mantiis.

 

[Mantiis]

Mantiis is a dick. He once killed my 16SPP player with a foul in Turn 16 ahead 2-0.

Funny. I believe the same exact thing happened to my level 3 blitzer. He was up 2-0 and fouled me on his final turn killing my star player.

I think it was Grotsnik who was beating the crap out of Mantiis' players and stopped fouling because he felt bad. That's right, he felt bad for fouling Mantiis.

Lies!! It wasn't a foul! The writeup clearly states that it was a block! A BLOCK! IT WASN'T A FOUL!

Wasn't this the same season in which everyone apart from me lost to you and you arrogantly went about that thread proclaiming your dominance at every turn?

 

[OSK]

Mantiis is a dick. He once killed my 16SPP player with a foul in Turn 16 ahead 2-0.

Funny. I believe the same exact thing happened to my level 3 blitzer. He was up 2-0 and fouled me on his final turn killing my star player.

I think it was Grotsnik who was beating the crap out of Mantiis' players and stopped fouling because he felt bad. That's right, he felt bad for fouling Mantiis.

Lies!! It wasn't a foul! The writeup clearly states that it was a block! A BLOCK! IT WASN'T A FOUL!

Wasn't this the same season in which everyone apart from me lost to you and you arrogantly went about that thread proclaiming your dominance at every turn?

Ok, sorry. It was a block. One where you had a half dozen guys surrounding my one that you kept beating up on. If I didn't keep standing him up, I'm sure it would have been a foul.

And my team was dominant! It just can't beat Norse...

 

[grotsnik]

I think it was Grotsnik who was beating the crap out of Mantiis' players and stopped fouling because he felt bad. That's right, he felt bad for fouling Mantiis.

In fairness, that was the very first match. I didn't really know Mantiis back then...

 

[hoverdog]

I am pretty sure the Decliners aren't nurgle's rotters. They are, quite certainly, Khorne rotters.

 

[Pussycat669]

I think I really should stop using such a tight formation on the LoS. It has only ended in misery thus far.

 

[MicoSelva]

The Vampire-Khemri match is finished. I have to compliment Demnogonis, as he played really well, especially compared to me.

Spoiler

The 1-1 draw was unfair for him, he should have won.

The replay has already been added to the collective zip file. It should be relatively entertaining to watch, as the match turned out rather funny.

I would be grateful if someone validated the match.

edit: Thanks for the validation, Mantiis. Now I can buy my fourth TG.

Isn't there something wrong with cash winnings in the league? I noticed this after the first match, but wanted to confirm before speaking up. I'm pretty sure both me and Demnogonis got 50k after our match. Now there's 60k/30k in the match chart of our teams (mine and his respectively). After the first match I remember seeing 60k as my winnings in the match summary screen, but actually got 40k.
Has anyone else noticed this? What's going on?

 

[Shuma]

It's some bug where the earnings results get rerolled when the match is validated.

 

[MicoSelva]

Ok, thanks.

And what about Nurgle-Woodies replay? We wants it!

 

[hoverdog]

here.

Codexian Times is currently in print

 

[OSK]

Anyone know what's up with this Moss guy? I messaged him at the beginning of the week asking for times he can play. He also hasn't been on Steam in over a week.