Not even an old game, but a friend who isn't a RPG gamer(mostly played Skyrim and the recent Fallout games) decided to try Pathfinder Kingmaker and bounced off right...at the character creation part, complaining about how there are too many races, classes, atributes, heritages and stuff with stats and racial bonuses that feel less clear than Skyrim and like he should have read an actual manual for Pathfinder to make a good character.
Being too worried about making a bad character to even start, maybe try convincing him to try again and not worry so much about racial bonuses and ways classes can change according to your heritage or even what he calls presets(tried making a Tiefling Sorcerer and then saw how there were four different versions of sorcerers) and such, i guess spending quite a while looking at stats and text to making a character isn't his idea of fun?
In early MMOs people picked a character and played it. Then after a while every game had this in the chat constantly:
Fuckwit01: wot class is best and raec?
Someplayer: Just pick whatever and have fun. But I guess Wizards are best for dps right now.
BadazzWizord: wot best plac 2 go at lvl1?
BadazzWizord: also wat stats and gear is best for wizerd?
Otherplayer: The Warrens are good for low levels.
BadazzWizord: i got lvl 2 wots best plac 2 go at lvl2?
Back then people actually typed the correct words and not use the gibberish you wrote. We were much more educated back then. Thanks for reminding us how illiterate and retarded Millennials and Zoomers are.
Depends on how long ago "back then" is. I played WoW in 2006 for only three weeks cause it got too repetitive for me, but in even that short time I managed to meet some truly retarded people.
I played with a pal from Sweden, we were playing as orcs together. One evening we decided to join some group to go raid an instance. We found a group led by a guy named Fundi. Seemed like a decent lad at first... until we entered the instance and found out he's retarded.
Literally retarded.
We didn't have a healer but needed one. A healer joined later, but would have had to walk all the way to us. Luckily my friend played a warlock, who has a spell that allows teleporting party members to our location from far away.
I don't remember the exact spell details because it has been 15 years, but IIRC my pal summoned a portal and then the rest of the party members had to touch it in order to make it work and teleport our far-off healer into our midst.
So my pal placed the portal and said "Ok, now everyone touch the portal."
Fundi, the leader of the group, asked: "How do we do that?"
"Right click the portal."
"Oh. What does that do?"
"It activates the portal."
"Oh. And what will that do?"
"It will teleport our healer to our location."
"Oh. And how do we do that?"
"We all have to touch the portal."
"Oh. How do I touch the portal?"
"You right click the portal with your mouse."
"Ok. What does that do?"
"... it activates the portal to summon our healer."
"Oh. How do we do that?"
"JUST RIGHT CLICK THE FUCKING PORTAL"
Later, one of our guys died and respawned in town. My pal summoned the portal again to cut the travel time, but of course Fundi had to ask the same questions again because he fucking forgot what the portal is for and how it's activated.
But that wasn't all. Later, we were close to a tough boss enemy and talking tactics. My warrior chick was the tank so we decided that I should go first. My pal as a warlock had some debuff spells. The healer would of course stay back and heal us.
And while we were discussing our approach, Fundi ran ahead and aggro'd the boss. We had to run after him and try to salvage the situation, any tactical approach we had talked about before tossed out of the window.
And what was his reply to our enraged all-caps texts of "NOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU SHOULD HAVE LET THE TANK GO FIRST, WTF"?
A simple "Oh."
Fucking retard.
And then he had the gall to choose "need" on every item drop, which increases your chance of getting the item during the die roll that determines who gets to pick up what. Even if the item wasn't equippable by his class.
I decided to also push need on every item and then hand out the ones I don't need to party members who do, just to decrease the likelihood of that faggot grabbing them all.
His idiocy was so annoying, my pal then tried to insult him...
but failed because the guy was too retarded to understand the insult.
"Hey Fundi, do you know what incest is?"
"No, what is it?"
"It's how you were made."
"Oh. Cool!"