Company News Chris Taylor runs out of dungeons to siege

[Cthulhugoat]

omg its so deep liek ur not hunam anymoar ur a machien

 

[OccupatedVoid]

omg its so deep liek ur not hunam anymoar ur a machien

lol i kno but teh stroy is not as dep as rael rpgs liek Oblibian.

 

[Country_Gravy]

Wait...he can augment EVERY part of his body? Does that mean that he can get the new SuperCock 3000? This game is going to be awesome.

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

Wait...he can augment EVERY part of his body? Does that mean that he can get the new SuperCock 3000? This game is going to be awesome.

How about a multiheaded dick?

Or a G.O.A.T.S.E. Anal Artillery Unit?

 

[Müg]

Honestly, If I saw the box with this text on the back, I'd probably buy the game. As long as the mechanics don't suck really really hard, it sounds like a good enjoyment for a few days.

My standards have fallen oh so much.

 

[Commissioner]

This game is already on my Christmas list, I found the +50 Strength Leather Belts in Dungeon Seige sexually arousing.

 

[Twinfalls]

Hey cool, we get to play a robot pimp named Upgrayedd. I hope Mr Taylor understands that a pimp's love... is very different from that of a square

 

[miles foreman]

Hey cool, we get to play a robot pimp named Upgrayedd. I hope Mr Taylor understands that a pimp's love... is very different from that of a square

Can we, uhh... skip to the technicals?

 

[Jed]

Geneforge has been doing the augmentations=loss of humanity with consequences to your interactions and standing with others since 2002, I believe. What's so innovative with CT stealing it?

 

[Fez]

Indies don't count, apparently.

 

[Texas Red]

Hey cool, we get to play a robot pimp named Upgrayedd. I hope Mr Taylor understands that a pimp's love... is very different from that of a square

Idiocracy.