Game News Combat In Oblivion: A Rebuttal to Penny Arcade

[Sol Invictus]

Hot blonde pornstar. Alley Baggett isn't a pornstar, just a nude model.

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

As long as they're more like Devon nipples and less like Alley Baggett nipples. Alley Baggett nipples are larger than 50 cent coins.

I know that after seeing Charisma Carpenter's nipples, I'm no longer interested in her.

 

[bryce777]

As long as they're more like Devon nipples and less like Alley Baggett nipples. Alley Baggett nipples are larger than 50 cent coins.

I know that after seeing Charisma Carpenter's nipples, I'm no longer interested in her.

Ooh, I love her. I had no idea she'd posed nekkid.

 

[Fresh]

Devon's not a "model" per se...

 

[Naked_Lunch]

I, as director of Nipple Related Functions, promise that in no way, will any NPC in Bethesda's upcoming blockbuster role-playing game for the PC and Xbox360 The Elder Scrolls IV:Oblivion have Aly Bagget nipples. I guarentee you all smooth and supple normal-mapped nipples. Nipples so perfect you will wish you were a woman just so you could look at yourself in the mirror with those nipples slapped on your tits.

Thank you, and best regards
Michael Anzuoni, director of Nipple Related Functions

 

[space captain]

fuck the nipples, wheres the normal mapped camel toes?

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Woah, hold up there. Nipples are one thing, there is no way the Xbox360 could handle camle-toes. Sorry to disappoint, but it ain't gonna happen.

 

[Fez]

You'd need some kind of addon pack to handle camel-toes. You'll be able to get a special peripheral for it too.

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Camel toes would have taken more time. Bethesda would have loved to have added camel toes, but it's more important to get the game out than it is to incorporate things that will really add something significant to the game like camel toes.

 

[Sol Invictus]

As long as they're more like Devon nipples and less like Alley Baggett nipples. Alley Baggett nipples are larger than 50 cent coins.

I know that after seeing Charisma Carpenter's nipples, I'm no longer interested in her.

Just looking at the way they're shaped, you know why she kept them hidden for so long.

 

[space captain]

i thought camel toes were in the game, and happy trails were going to be in the addon

damnit - gimme the camel toes, mofuckas

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Pal, you want to try coding in camel toes in a DX9 enviorment? I don't think so, buddy! By the way, I hope there are no gooks or similar dog-eating slant eyed asians in Oblivion or it's time to call for a boycott.