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[Non-Edgy Gamer]

It can be half-orc then hummies are boring.

Half an animal still isn't a person. Half-orcs aren't even the equivalent of a German Shepherd. If there were cars in D&D, they wouldn't brake for them.

Humans aren't boring either. Humans are, in fact, the only race that isn't boring.

Elf - lives for hundreds of years, is only useful as a cum rag.
Half-elf - slightly less attractive cum rag.
Dwarf - angry midget.
Hobbit/halfling - pedobait midget.
Gnome - only if you want loans and complaints about the Holocaust.

Human - faces impossible obstacles and overcomes them despite no special snowflake powers, chad energy, has a soul, makes for an interesting non-Mary Sue hero, not a faggot elf.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Half-orc is where the ROT began.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Half-orc is where the ROT began.

exactly. before them, in classic fantasy, products of miscegenation were rightly seen as abominations. neither human nor full-blooded monster, yet monsters still.

think of the weird cripple guy in the movie 300.

if you look at creatures like gnolls, which rape women and tear out of their wombs, devouring their mothers, this Diverse Star Trek world where any whore can bone a Ferengi and have "beautiful" coffee-colored bastards with big ears is pure modern decline.

 

[JamesDixon]

Look niggers.

Human, Dwarf, Elf, Half-elves, Halfling, Gnomes.

Anything else is fake and gay.

So no Drow, Kenders, and Minotaurs?

 

[JamesDixon]

Half-orc is where the ROT began.

Interesting that you would say that Gary's half-orcs from AD&D 1E was when the rot began in 1978.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Look niggers.

Human, Dwarf, Elf, Half-elves, Halfling, Gnomes.

Anything else is fake and gay.

So no Drow, Kenders, and Minotaurs?

Nope. They stay in the goddamn Monster Manual where they BELONG.

Interesting that you would say that Gary's half-orcs from AD&D 1E was when the rot began in 1978.

Don't matter who came up with it, you let one thing slip and it all comes tumbling down. A half-orc would be viewed as unsightly, disagreeable, and a pariah for all time provided if it didn't get drowned straight out of the womb for being some demon forged hellspawn.

Nothing human or elf could ever find love with some dirty marauding dumbfuck and I don't abide by feeding into this faggy deviantart fetish of pairing the good looking and noble races with their polar opposites for some strange cuckold charge.

 

[JamesDixon]

Look niggers.

Human, Dwarf, Elf, Half-elves, Halfling, Gnomes.

Anything else is fake and gay.

So no Drow, Kenders, and Minotaurs?

Nope. They stay in the goddamn Monster Manual where they BELONG.

Interesting that you would say that Gary's half-orcs from AD&D 1E was when the rot began in 1978.

Don't matter who came up with it, you let one thing slip and it all comes tumbling down. A half-orc would be viewed as unsightly, disagreeable, and a pariah for all time provided if it didn't get drowned straight out of the womb for being some demon forged hellspawn.

Nothing human or elf could ever find love with some dirty marauding dumbfuck and I don't abide by feeding into this faggy deviantart fetish of pairing the good looking and noble races with their polar opposites for some strange cuckold charge.

Drow were part of AD&D 1E, specifically written up for Unearthed Arcana, but given a nod in the PHB. Kenders and Minotaurs were from Dragonlance Adventures circa 1987.

Good thing that you're opinion is shit then since half-orcs have been a part of D&D since the beginning and have been in every edition since AD&D 1E. So we've got you hating on Gary and his creation. Are you sure that you're a true D&D player not some SJW poser that hates Gary and company?

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Oh I'm the SJW poser when you're the one defending the fantasy equivalent of the half-breed Oreo humanoid.

cackles with cigar in mouth

"But Gary wrote it!" Maybe Gary should've gone out more and see how sludgebloods are treated out there, ah?

 

[JamesDixon]

Oh I'm the SJW poser when you're the one defending the fantasy equivalent of the half-breed Oreo humanoid.

cackles with cigar in mouth

"But Gary wrote it!" Maybe Gary should've gone out more and see how sludgebloods are treated out there, ah?

Or maybe you should be more intelligent and use his creation as he wished it. It's not my fault that you're a retard and couldn't argue your way out of a swirlie at school. Admit it you were picked on in school for being stupid.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Or maybe you should be more intelligent and use his creation as he wished it. It's not my fault that you're a retard and couldn't argue your way out of a swirlie at school. Admit it you were picked on in school for being stupid.

Here's an intelligent use: create a half-orc at any real nigga's table and you're gonna be told to kick rocks and rid the world of your tainted blood. Nobody wants to deal with some fag that doesn't have the balls to just play a Human Barbarian or Fighter because they got this need to constantly stand out and be all unique 24/7. Go get that attention from your gam-gam, Jamesy.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

It's not my fault that you're a retard and couldn't argue your way out of a swirlie at school. Admit it you were picked on in school for being stupid.

Also nigga you don't "argue your way outta bullying." You either a target or you not. Dunno how things work out in whatever wood log cabin your jingly-spurs-on-the-boots redneck ass called a skoo' but in my hood you convinced with fists. Hellz yeah.

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

Half-orc is where the ROT began.

Interesting that you would say that Gary's half-orcs from AD&D 1E was when the rot began in 1978.

Yes, the LAWFUL EVIL demi-race that's almost certainly an offspring of rape.

Half-Orcs: As orcs will breed with anything, there are any number of unsavory mongrels with orcish blood, particularly orc-goblins, orchobgoblins, and orc-humans. Orcs cannot cross-breed with elves. Half-orcs tend to favor the orcish strain heavily, so such sorts are basically orcs although they can sometimes (10%) pass themselves off as true creatures of their other stock (goblins, hobgoblins, humans, etc.).

Faggots just couldn't handle the idea that half-orcs were usually evil, and basically just smarter, playable orcs. Or that orcs were evil at all for that matter. And slowly but surely they got watered down into generic Star Trek shit.

Tolkien was at least smart enough to make orcs into inhuman monsters that didn't reproduce normally. But the moment Gygax opened the door to interbreeding, maybe even with the best of intentions, he also opened the door to decline.

So we've got you hating on Gary and his creation.

Gygax didn't create orcs, numbnuts.

Or maybe you should be more intelligent and use his creation as he wished it.

Read the description I just posted. They're a pariah, and at best, they fool others into thinking they're their mother's race. (Assuming some farmhand didn't knock up an orc woman he'd captured.) The way Gygax intended them to be played were as "mongrels". Either obvious ones, or not so obvious ones, but usually evil.

Could the player be an exception? Could he be a super-special magic rocket scientist rape baby with a heart of gold? Maybe, but that sounds pretty lame and it'd just prove the rule.

Admit it you were picked on in school for being stupid.

Always this childish bullshit with you and your permanent chip on your shoulder.

Just fast forward to the part where you freak out that anyone dared to disagree with you, ignore us and then piss off like a whiney bitch the way you usually do.

 

[JamesDixon]

Here's an intelligent use: create a half-orc at any real nigga's table and you're gonna be told to kick rocks and rid the world of your tainted blood. Nobody wants to deal with some fag that doesn't have the balls to just play a Human Barbarian or Fighter because they got this need to constantly stand out and be all unique 24/7. Go get that attention from your gam-gam, Jamesy.

I don't play with retards that use anything other then AD&D 1E/2E. The rest are posers that pretend to be playing real D&D. The only ones that are tainted are faggots like you that love 3.xE and later. In other words, you're not playing real D&D.

Also nigga you don't "argue your way outta bullying." You either a target or you not. Dunno how things work out in whatever wood log cabin your jingly-spurs-on-the-boots redneck ass called a skoo' but in my hood you convinced with fists. Hellz yeah.

My fists did the arguing for me. I never got picked on in school after shoving some shitstain like you. You're either the shark or you're the bait. You seem like you're the bait. That's why you did your limp wristed faggot personal attack against me. It's not my fault that you're an SJW poser that has never player real D&D. WotC shit doesn't count. You have to be a player of TSR D&D to be considered a D&D player. If you hate Gary so much and the worlds that he oversaw in construction I hear Paizo is looking for new faggots like you to buy their substandard shit. Now go cry somewhere else about how I abused you and your faggot Non-D&D ways.

 

[Sunri]

Still, orcs are cool for evil character

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

I don't play with retards that use anything other then AD&D 1E/2E. The rest are posers that pretend to be playing real D&D. The only ones that are tainted are faggots like you that love 3.xE and later. In other words, you're not playing real D&D.

He says, interpreting half-orcs like a 3.5e+ player.

My fists did the arguing for me. I never got picked on in school after shoving some shitstain like you. You're either the shark or you're the bait. You seem like you're the bait. That's why you did your limp wristed faggot personal attack against me.

Big words from a guy who clicks the ignore button as often as you do.

 

[JamesDixon]

I don't play with retards that use anything other then AD&D 1E/2E. The rest are posers that pretend to be playing real D&D. The only ones that are tainted are faggots like you that love 3.xE and later. In other words, you're not playing real D&D.

He says, interpreting half-orcs like a 3.5e+ player.

My fists did the arguing for me. I never got picked on in school after shoving some shitstain like you. You're either the shark or you're the bait. You seem like you're the bait. That's why you did your limp wristed faggot personal attack against me.

Big words from a guy who clicks the ignore button as often as you do.

I ignore morons and you're definitely one of them. I don't have to reply to you or see you. Isn't life grand when you can ignore those with a less 85 IQ like you have?

 

[Alex]

I think some non standard races can be pretty fun to play, but I might be a bit biased...

 

[Non-Edgy Gamer]

I ignore morons and you're definitely one of them. I don't have to reply to you or see you. Isn't life grand when you can ignore those with a less 85 IQ like you have?

He says, stupidly replying to someone he has on ignore, thus making the ignore pointless.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I don't play with retards that use anything other then AD&D 1E/2E. The rest are posers that pretend to be playing real D&D.

Nigga you haven't played a real game of D&D in your life. Look at this ham-skinned foo' coming on up here, thinkin' cuz he read ancient texts in PDF form over the last year being locked up on his dairy farm due to the COVID he some sorta' OG. Only thing you rolling here is everyone's eyes when they gotta endure reading this phony ass chest-beating like you a GROG.

My fists did the arguing for me. I never got picked on in school after shoving some shitstain like you. You're either the shark or you're the bait. You seem like you're the bait. That's why you did your limp wristed faggot personal attack against me. It's not my fault that you're an SJW poser that has never player real D&D. WotC shit doesn't count. You have to be a player of TSR D&D to be considered a D&D player. If you hate Gary so much and the worlds that he oversaw in construction I hear Paizo is looking for new faggots like you to buy their substandard shit. Now go cry somewhere else about how I abused you and your faggot Non-D&D ways.

Hey bitch nigga, this whole wannabe mish-mash of Cleve and Lilura ain't foolin' anybody. We know you some gunt-bellied dweeb that probably drives a half-broken down pick-up and owns five pairs of camo pants. Coming up in this topic, sucking a dead man's dick, talking about "real D&D" like that's supposed to impress me. Only dragon this hillbilly ever faced is that thing he call a WIFE. What up now? Take a swing, I'll dodge it and dunk on you. Feargus style.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Hey James, ya lil cocksucka, I just took out the 'ol ouija board, lit some candles, communed with the spirits, and got Gary Gygax himself to move the planchette. Here's what it spelled:

"S T F U J A M E S

U R F A G

GOODBYE."

 

[JamesDixon]

Yes, the LAWFUL EVIL demi-race that's almost certainly an offspring of rape.

Looking at AD&D 1E PHB there is no mention of rape or alignment restrictions. Looking at the Monster Manual (1977) there is no mention of rape under half-orcs.

Half-Orcs: As orcs will breed with anything, there are any number of unsavory mongrels with orcish blood, particularly orc-goblins, orc-hobgoblins, and orc-humans. Orcs cannot cross-breed with elves. Half-orcs tend to favor the orcish strain heavily, so such sorts are basically orcs although they can sometimes (10%) pass themselves off as true creatures of their other stock (goblins, hobgoblins, humans, etc.).

Are you sure you've read the rules for AD&D 1E moron?

Faggots just couldn't handle the idea that half-orcs were usually evil, and basically just smarter, playable orcs. Or that orcs were evil at all for that matter. And slowly but surely they got watered down into generic Star Trek shit.

You're misusing evil as evidenced by your complete lack of knowledge on what AD&D called evil. Evil is the antithesis of good which is honest, forthright, and charitable. Thus, evil characters are stingy, liars, and secretive. Because they are lawful they believe in using the law to accomplish their goals and create societies that have laws that care not for justice. An innocent person is just as likely to be punished for a crime as the criminal. All the law cares for is that someone gets punished.

Tolkien was at least smart enough to make orcs into inhuman monsters that didn't reproduce normally. But the moment Gygax opened the door to interbreeding, maybe even with the best of intentions, he also opened the door to decline.

Don't care since Tolkien isn't involved in this conversation. You can shove that right up where the sun don't shine. Knowing you that you'll enjoy it.

Gygax didn't create orcs, numbnuts.

I never made the claim he did you walking poster child for post birth abortion. This is what we call a strawman.

Read the description I just posted. They're a pariah, and at best, they fool others into thinking they're their mother's race. (Assuming some farmhand didn't knock up an orc woman he'd captured.) The way Gygax intended them to be played were as "mongrels". Either obvious ones, or not so obvious ones, but usually evil.

You mean the description that doesn't appear in the AD&D 1E Monster Manuel or the PHB? I believe you're pulling from Not-D&D 3.x E on that. Because that doesn't appear in AD&D 2E either.

Could the player be an exception? Could he be a super-special magic rocket scientist rape baby with a heart of gold? Maybe, but that sounds pretty lame and it'd just prove the rule.

There are no restrictions on alignment for player characters. If you don't believe me then crack open the AD&D 1E/2E PHB. You won't find any alignment restrictions. Maybe it was the case in Not-D&D 3.xE and later.

Always this childish bullshit with you and your permanent chip on your shoulder.

Is that why you replied and insulted me like the child you are? Pot meet kettle. I only treat people like shit when they do it first to me. If you want to be treated better then treat others better. You are showing everyone how you love to be disrespected and cussed at.

Just fast forward to the part where you freak out that anyone dared to disagree with you, ignore us and then piss off like a whiney bitch the way you usually do.

The only person here whining like a little bitch is you. You had to reply to me knowing that I have you on the stupid list. You just proven that you are indeed the dumbest motherfucker in the valley.

 

[JamesDixon]

I don't play with retards that use anything other then AD&D 1E/2E. The rest are posers that pretend to be playing real D&D.

Nigga you haven't played a real game of D&D in your life. Look at this ham-skinned foo' coming on up here, thinkin' cuz he read ancient texts in PDF form over the last year being locked up on his dairy farm due to the COVID he some sorta' OG. Only thing you rolling here is everyone's eyes when they gotta endure reading this phony ass chest-beating like you a GROG.

My fists did the arguing for me. I never got picked on in school after shoving some shitstain like you. You're either the shark or you're the bait. You seem like you're the bait. That's why you did your limp wristed faggot personal attack against me. It's not my fault that you're an SJW poser that has never player real D&D. WotC shit doesn't count. You have to be a player of TSR D&D to be considered a D&D player. If you hate Gary so much and the worlds that he oversaw in construction I hear Paizo is looking for new faggots like you to buy their substandard shit. Now go cry somewhere else about how I abused you and your faggot Non-D&D ways.

Hey bitch nigga, this whole wannabe mish-mash of Cleve and Lilura ain't foolin' anybody. We know you some gunt-bellied dweeb that probably drives a half-broken down pick-up and owns five pairs of camo pants. Coming up in this topic, sucking a dead man's dick, talking about "real D&D" like that's supposed to impress me. Only dragon this hillbilly ever faced is that thing he call a WIFE. What up now? Take a swing, I'll dodge it and dunk on you. Feargus style.

Wow what an intellectual powerhouse from the resident retarded spider. Go on and dazzle us with your sub 65 IQ wit.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Damn James you really wanna go hard on defending the noble and misunderstood rapebaby race.

This some sorta' "soft spot" for ya? Huh? A lil CLOSE TO HOME? Hehehehehahahaha.

chokes on gum

coughs wildly

 

[JamesDixon]

Damn James you really wanna go hard on defending the noble and misunderstood rapebaby race.

This some sorta' "soft spot" for ya? Huh? A lil CLOSE TO HOME? Hehehehehahahaha.

chokes on gum

coughs wildly

Orcs didn't rape in AD&D moron as I posted up how half-orcs are created from the actual AD&D 1E Monster Manual and AD&D 2E Monstrous Compendium. They only became rapey after WotC published Not-D&D 3.x because TSR writer's guidelines prohibited such content. You sure you want to continue with this retard?

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Orcs didn't rape in AD&D moron as I posted up how half-orcs are created.

Answer this honestly, no ebonics from me and no inbred logic from you:

How much porn of Orcs x Humans/Elf have you commissioned?