Decline Critical role ruined PnP

[JamesDixon]

You did lie moron as you said that half-orcs are most certainly the result of rape.

I'm a moron since I can't make an argument other then one based off of fee-fees. I love my Wizards of the Woke rapey orcs.

Really I couldn't tell that you really enjoyed the rapey aspects from Wizards of the Woke. Do you fantasize about rape often? Are you a psychopath? Why do you hate TSR D&D, Gary, and Dave so much? Be a real man and play a demi-human complete with level limits or are you one of those pussies that can't handle it?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

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Be a real man

That's a spider bro

 

[JamesDixon]

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Be a real man

That's a spider bro

Naw it's a pussy LARPing as a spider to try to seem cool.

 

[Morblot]

That's a spider bro

Yeah, a big one. Reminds me of this Eduardo guy I used to know. Wonder what happened to him...

 

[ERYFKRAD]

That's a spider bro

Yeah, a big one. Reminds me of this Eduardo guy I used to know. Wonder what happened to him...

The streets got him.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Do you fantasize about rape often?

Depends on the Drow and state of S&M attire she would be in.

Are you a psychopath?

Yes.

Why do you hate TSR D&D, Gary, and Dave so much?

If Gary were still alive and saw this he'd think I'm way more cool than you and I have way better fashion. I am almost certain he'd invite me to play with him than you. Probably say something like, "no half-orcs at my table, get your pointed-up snout outta here Link-fodder." That's right, your hero would call you a moblin and then he'd very likely instruct me to toss you into the streets.

Be a real man

play a demi-human

Huh

 

[Delterius]

"no half-orcs at my table, get your pointed-up snout outta here Link-fodder."

ew

a nintendo fan

kill it with fire

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Careful, don't want Gary's grave gargoyle here to get all pissed.

 

[JamesDixon]

Do you fantasize about rape often?

Depends on the Drow and state of S&M attire she would be in.

Are you a psychopath?

Yes.

Why do you hate TSR D&D, Gary, and Dave so much?

If Gary were still alive and saw this he'd think I'm way more cool than you and I have way better fashion. I am almost certain he'd invite me to play with him than you. Probably say something like, "no half-orcs at my table, get your pointed-up snout outta here Link-fodder." That's right, your hero would call you a moblin and then he'd very likely instruct me to toss you into the streets.

Be a real man

play a demi-human

Huh

If Gary was still alive he'd take you behind the woodshed and beat you within an inch of your life. You're delusional on the half-orc thing since he's the one that put them into AD&D. He wrote the AD&D 1E PHB that they first appeared in. In fact, the core rulebooks for AD&D 1E were all written by Gary. Thus, we can conclude that he would be the one showing you the door and told to get the fuck out.

 

[Delterius]

They think Gary and Dave are dead.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

If Gary was still alive he'd take you behind the woodshed and beat you within an inch of your life.

No he'd be like, "ya know GGS, you're a cool guy, I wish we had more real niggaz like you back in the day." Then I'd say, "yeah shut the fuck up Gary, get me that sparkling water already."

You're delusional on the half-orc thing since he's the one that put them into AD&D.

Yeah and if I saw him right here, right now, I'd say "Gary you dumbass, why'd you open the floodgates with half-orcs?" You look up to the man like a groveling loser which no one is gonna respect. Obsessed with a guy you never spoke to once. Quite gay, eye-em-oh.

 

[JamesDixon]

If Gary was still alive he'd take you behind the woodshed and beat you within an inch of your life.

I'm a deluded moron and stoned off my ass.

You're delusional on the half-orc thing since he's the one that put them into AD&D.

If I saw Gary I would bend down and offer my ass up to him to be fucked, but he's such a Chad that he'd beat me like the redheaded step-child that I am for my disgusting perversions of his beautiful creation.

I agree that he would do all those things to you. Now you can have the last word loser.

 

[lightbane]

*Checks last pages*



"Pnp games"?

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

If Gary was still alive he'd take you behind the woodshed and beat you within an inch of your life.

I'm a deluded moron and stoned off my ass.

You're delusional on the half-orc thing since he's the one that put them into AD&D.

If I saw Gary I would bend down and offer my ass up to him to be fucked, but he's such a Chad that he'd beat me like the redheaded step-child that I am for my disgusting perversions of his beautiful creation.

I agree that he would do all those things to you. Now you can have the last word loser.

Calling for a man to pound another man's ass, huh? How very... half-orcish of you.

sips smugly

Lemme ax you sumfin:

Do you fantasize about rape often?

 

[Morblot]

*Checks last pages*



"Pnp games"?

Still an infinite times more entertaining than Critical Role!

 

[Morblot]

I predict JamesDixon will eventually end up leaving the entire Codex in a hissy fit, won't be long now.

Just chill a bit, nigga, you take everything far too seriously.

 

[JamesDixon]

I predict JamesDixon will eventually end up leaving the entire Codex in a hissy fit, won't be long now.

Just chill a bit, nigga, you take everything far too seriously.

Naw, I'm pretty happy here actually because I enjoy the conversations from the majority of people here like you.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I'd like JamesDixon to apologize to everyone for playing a half-orc.

 

[JamesDixon]

I'd like JamesDixon to apologize to everyone for playing a half-orc.

At least I'm not degenerate enough to LARP as a faggot spider of which you really need to apologize to all of us for being a LARPer.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

faggot spider

Spiders are based and spread fear and terror, gatekeeping high fantasy from losers and women. Half-orcs are rapebabies enjoyed by a guy with "Dicks" in his last name.

 

[JamesDixon]

faggot spider

Spiders are based and spread fear and terror, gatekeeping high fantasy from losers and women. Half-orcs are rapebabies enjoyed by a guy with "Dicks" in his last name.

Giant Spiders are chaotic evil monsters that love to eat babies.

My name doesn't contain any Dicks. It's Dixon.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Haha, "Dicks-on." Hahahahaha.

Giant Spiders are chaotic evil monsters that love to eat babies.

That's awesome wtf.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pky...-monster-theyre-also-an-accessibility-problem

This article alone proves that terrifyingly large arachnids > your faggy pigman that exists to get dropped by Legolas and run up his kill count.

 

[JamesDixon]

Haha, "Dicks-on." Hahahahaha.

Giant Spiders are chaotic evil monsters that love to eat babies.

That's awesome wtf.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pky...-monster-theyre-also-an-accessibility-problem

This article alone proves that terrifyingly large arachnids > your faggy pigman that exists to get dropped by Legolas and run up his kill count.

It also proves that you're a big SJW faggot by citing a woke urinalist. Now you get to go on the stupid list because you can't be an adult and talk like one. Bye bye faggot.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

It also proves that you're a big SJW faggot by citing a woke urinalist. Now you get to go on the stupid list because you can't be an adult and talk like one. Bye bye faggot.

Your half-orc gets styled on and cucked by Orlando Bloom wannabes on the reg. Meanwhile blackface elves worship my webspinnin' ass. What do you think about that?

flicks toothpick

Hey asshole, I'm talkin' to you.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Meanwhile blackface elves worship my webspinnin' ass.

That's because they think it's your face.