Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Quillon]

ps4 isn't really handling the game well, wonder if its org or pro

also dat parking from jackie lmao

 

[good fucking shit happen]

You joke about mobile games but Cyberpunk had a real nice one originally.

What the flying fuck? There was a Flashback style Cyberpunk game on J2ME for old phones? Those older kinds of phone games were pretty good compared to the bullshit that gets pumped out on smartphones, I remember playing a pretty fun Might and Magic game, but I had no idea they made real games like that.

 

[Perkel]

 

[Naraya]

Huh. I'm so much detached from the mainstream culture that I had no idea she was Elon's girlfriend and this is actually her:

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[Perkel]

heh now i know why they named their kid like that. They were just hyped for cp2077.

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

It is a common joke amongst the Journos and Devs I talk to that Allanah is an absolute whore. She has had sex for special coverage of games and free shit before.

Uhm, citation?
....Any other juicy tmz-tier bits of info about that aussie journowhore? Who picked her up on board of one of those sony's gamedev studios?

I probably shouldn't have said anything. All I have is hearsay amongst friends who either know her or know people who've bragged about hitting that. A common thing I hear is that she has tried to get jobs in game dev before on her back. And after having sex with her, the devs in question just ghost her and she can't do a thing about it because all "contracts" were negotiated verbally. And that's the main reason she became so misandrist. Sony were the first to keep to their word. Ironically, no sex was exchanged for her shitty looking Cyberpunk cameo that doesn't even look much like her. The boss just asked Marketing for a list of names of popular internet personalities and she was on it. The end.

She looks like a roastie. So what you are saying is mostly likely the truth

 

[Peachcurl]

If you don't want certain personalities in your games, wouldn't it be better not to give 'em all this attention?

Anyways, they are now doing quite alot of advertising even on german TV. So I guess no second delay.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Shit. I googled his gf + cyberpunk and fucking google highlighted some text which immediately spoiled a little of the game for me, read at your own risk: https://topandtrending.com/elon-musk-girlfriend-grimes-in-cyberpunk-2077/#:~:text=Cyberpunk Grimes,also appear in the production.

 

[good fucking shit happen]

Huh. I'm so much detached from the mainstream culture that I had no idea she was Elon's girlfriend and this is actually her:

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She looks like a shaved gremlin. Me gusta.

 

[TheDiceMustRoll]

i like that she was an "anti-imperialist" right up until she had the chance for some tasty billionaire cock and now she seemingly does nothing while Musk goes "We'll coup whoever we want!"

Everyone. Everyone. Has a price.

 

[Quillon]

Shit. I googled his gf + cyberpunk and fucking google highlighted some text which immediately spoiled a little of the game for me, read at your own risk: https://topandtrending.com/elon-musk-girlfriend-grimes-in-cyberpunk-2077/#:~:text=Cyberpunk Grimes,also appear in the production.

lizzy wizzy committed suicide on stage and they immidiately made her cyborg? fuck now its spoiled for me too

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[Zer0wing]

i like that she was an "anti-imperialist" right up until she had the chance for some tasty billionaire cock and now she seemingly does nothing while Musk goes "We'll coup whoever we want!"

Everyone. Everyone. Has a price.

She never proved herself to be "anti-imperialist" so her word didn't cost anything to begin with.

 

[Robber Baron]

Everyone. Everyone. Has a price.

>Some thot has no principles
>Thus everyone has no principles

 

[AwesomeButton]

Shit. I googled his gf + cyberpunk and fucking google highlighted some text which immediately spoiled a little of the game for me, read at your own risk: https://topandtrending.com/elon-musk-girlfriend-grimes-in-cyberpunk-2077/#:~:text=Cyberpunk Grimes,also appear in the production.

lizzy wizzy committed suicide on stage and they immidiately made her cyborg? fuck now its spoiled for me too

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I know it's a minor thing but it still annoyed me.

 

[Naraya]

Anyways, they are now doing quite alot of advertising even on german TV. So I guess no second delay.

Yeah, they announced at the investor's call that marketing will go full swing starting December. Get ready for Cyberpunk in your cereal.

What is *really* interesting to me is that CDPR called for a press conference on 10th of December for a selected few journos. I wonder what that's all about?
(INB4 "Hello, we would like to start and end with the announcement that Cyberpunk 2077 game was a joke from the start. So long, and thanks for all the fish!")

 

[Quillon]

I know it's a minor thing but it still annoyed me.

its cool bit of lore that could be cool to find out in game...I just wanted everyone to feel what I've felt when I read that cursed words... not cool



and I'm only half-lying

 

[Robber Baron]

.I just wanted everyone to feel what I've felt

You sound like a woman

 

[undecaf]

I fucked Alanah Pearce

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

 

[Quillon]

.I just wanted everyone to feel what I've felt

You sound like a woman

That's what I was going for, thanks!

 

[Robber Baron]

That's what I was going for, thanks!

Try to control your feelings and think of the others next time

 

[Quillon]

Try to control your feelings and think of the others next time

in 2020 twatter dubbed codex the worst forum to be in on the interwebz, main issues: skyhigh rate of mysogyny and more people posting below the belt than anywhere else.

can't deny it its all true but everybody still wants to post here.

this forum always got a surprise for you; it might be a lie, an illusion... but its there...couple pages later, and it keeps you going!

its a forum of white supremacists and I have a big dicksdfghjkl

 

[Terenty]

New leaked PS4 gameplay, same nomad intro as everywhere else, plus a little extra at the beginning of act 1, no real spoilers and in french to boot.

https://siasky.net/AADVStX6z9xQIqwmYXFo2luhqN9rwQpzXhxKno4yPhL2wg

How come there are giant screens still intact in the lift in that shitty rundown apartment building? Guess citizens of Night City have decent income and are very well mannered

 

[TheDiceMustRoll]

Everyone. Everyone. Has a price.

>Some thot has no principles
>Thus everyone has no principles

Every person I've met IRL or online that claims to have principles abandons them instantly and with great enthusiasm, so hush

 

[Robber Baron]

Every person I've met IRL or online that claims to have principles abandons them instantly and with great enthusiasm, so hush

I'm very sorry about your social life choices that make everyone around you to constantly abandon principles instantly

 

[Zer0wing]

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