Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Jrpgfan]

LET'S FUCKING GO

You'll get what's coming to you in no time....

Chill bro, I was talking about the abandoned children update. Cyberpunk unlocks only in 4 hours.

 

[Justicar]

The first character im gonna make is mysterymeat hermaphrodite with brain damage so I can feel like fantadomat

 

[Fedora Master]

Apparently Watchdogs Legion had better hacking/stealth gameplay.

Well... that's shameful.

That's out?

Legion? Yeah, I got it.

It's not worth, unless you really want to roleplay psycho beekeeping grandmas.

Naturally but I figured Legion was a 2021 title if not 2022. I don't keep track of bad series.

 

[undecaf]

LET'S FUCKING GO

You'll get what's coming to you in no time....

Chill bro, I was talking about the abandoned children update. Cyberpunk unlocks only in 4 hours.

I'm always chill, I just speak my mind.

 

[Tyranicon]

Apparently Watchdogs Legion had better hacking/stealth gameplay.

Well... that's shameful.

That's out?

Legion? Yeah, I got it.

It's not worth, unless you really want to roleplay psycho beekeeping grandmas.

Naturally but I figured Legion was a 2021 title if not 2022. I don't keep track of bad series.

It's got like one interesting idea, but is terribly executed and unevenly written.

Watchdogs 2 was really good because I just spent most of the game swatting NPCs and indulging in police violence. Best swatting simulator on the market.

 

[undecaf]

Why did that post go from another place to the other I wonder...

 

[T.Ashpool]

...might aswell go gay for dicks now, which was probably their plan from the beginning.

That's...that's taking it a bit too far lol.

in cyberpunk? it's honestly the only action that makes sense at this point. to suck some dick. they took the cutest girl from us and now there isn't a single attractive female left in this game.
you can't prove me wrong. i saw the leaked corpo lady sex scene and i'm still traumatized by that experience.

 

[mondblut]

So will Brazzers in the inevitable upcoming Cyberspunk 2069.

The porn parody is already done: http://pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2706052

And they didn't call it "Cyberspunk"? Holy shit, what's wrong with these people. Even porn parodies are getting incompetent.

 

[Tiger]

Is this an rpg

 

[Renevent]

...might aswell go gay for dicks now, which was probably their plan from the beginning.

That's...that's taking it a bit too far lol.

in cyberpunk? it's honestly the only action that makes sense at this point. to suck some dick. they took the cutest girl from us and now there isn't a single attractive female left in this game.
you can't prove me wrong. i saw the leaked corpo lady sex scene and i'm still traumatized by that experience.

I can't prove you wrong? I mean, maybe you'll be sucking dick in the game but I won't. The fact I can't romance a specific character in the game doesn't make me all the sudden want to start sucking dick. Not even sure how that logic even follows...

"well I can't date this one chick guess I'll have to start sucking cock!"

I'd consider the possibility that cock sucking was always in your future :D

 

[Justicar]

...might aswell go gay for dicks now, which was probably their plan from the beginning.

That's...that's taking it a bit too far lol.

in cyberpunk? it's honestly the only action that makes sense at this point. to suck some dick. they took the cutest girl from us and now there isn't a single attractive female left in this game.
you can't prove me wrong. i saw the leaked corpo lady sex scene and i'm still traumatized by that experience.

Please negro I like the latina chick.

 

[Tyranicon]

...might aswell go gay for dicks now, which was probably their plan from the beginning.

That's...that's taking it a bit too far lol.

in cyberpunk? it's honestly the only action that makes sense at this point. to suck some dick. they took the cutest girl from us and now there isn't a single attractive female left in this game.
you can't prove me wrong. i saw the leaked corpo lady sex scene and i'm still traumatized by that experience.

... are you saying that this woman being a lesbian came as a surprise to you?

 

[Abu Antar]

Is this an rpg

Yes and no.

 

[Tyranicon]

So will Brazzers in the inevitable upcoming Cyberspunk 2069.

The porn parody is already done: http://pornolab.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2706052

And they didn't call it "Cyberspunk"? Holy shit, what's wrong with these people. Even porn parodies are getting incompetent.

I was a cunt hair away from calling my game that. Be gentle, some of us are bad with names.

 

[undecaf]

Reading all this shit in here is actually fun.

 

[Tiger]

Is this an rpg

Yes and no.

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[Fedora Master]

This goddamn retarded half-shave hairstyle needs to die.

 

[ADL]

I'm playing it right now on my series x, just needed to change my console region to new Zealand and the game unlocked.

That's a pretty nice cock ngl
seethe harder dicklets

 

[Tyranicon]

This goddamn retarded half-shave hairstyle needs to die.

It looks great on vaginas tho.

 

[Rinslin Merwind]

You people really trying hard to reach 600 pages of this thread. It would be hilarious if Infinitron decides to split thread in last second.

 

[Fedora Master]

This goddamn retarded half-shave hairstyle needs to die.

It looks great on vaginas tho.

How would that work? One side full Bush, the other full wax?

 

[Justicar]

fantadomat you will always be a turk rape baby cope harder dumbfuck XD

 

[Ekpurosis]

Meh...the gameplay is just a mixture of Fallout 4, Far cry and Borderlands. Outdated as fuck

Next gen of adventure games indeed

Stop goalpost shifting retard you said its a buggy broken gta clone with shitty writing and trannies ruling the streets.

By stomping on Triple-A, we're doing gamers a favor by forcing developers to go above and beyond. Even if you like Cyberbugs, you should only point out flaws in the name of the common good.
Complacency with mediocre subcultural products literally killed cinema and literature. With shitty nostalgia for 80s B-Movies, you've got only shitty remakes

 

[undecaf]

You people really trying hard to reach 600 pages of this thread. It would be hilarious if Infinitron decides to split thread in last second.

Hey, that's half of the whole 'dex.

 

[T.Ashpool]

...might aswell go gay for dicks now, which was probably their plan from the beginning.

That's...that's taking it a bit too far lol.

in cyberpunk? it's honestly the only action that makes sense at this point. to suck some dick. they took the cutest girl from us and now there isn't a single attractive female left in this game.
you can't prove me wrong. i saw the leaked corpo lady sex scene and i'm still traumatized by that experience.

I can't prove you wrong? I mean, maybe you'll be sucking dick in the game but I won't. The fact I can't romance a specific character in the game doesn't make me all the sudden want to start sucking dick. Not even sure how that logic even follows...

"well I can't date this one chick guess I'll have to start sucking cock!"

I'd consider the possibility that cock sucking was always in your future :D

it's the 100% more straighter choice if your other option is this

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