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Dark Souls (and everything it influences) Sucks

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Ah yes, anyone who challenges one of your core tenet's must be reported.

Dark Souls is a masterpiece, obviously. Anyone who says otherwise *must* be trolling. There's no other possible explanation.

The truth is you just can't cope with it and I'm getting a bit tired of the same song and dance with you faggot losers.
 

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Ah yes, anyone who challenges one of your core tenet's must be reported.
The smug face afterward should tell you that I was being sarcastic.

It only took 10 pages for you to start getting tired of "the same song and dance"
You talk about Dark Souls like Miyazaki ran over each of your family members and made you watch.
Retardation (and butthurt) to this extent requires medication.
 

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Ah yes, anyone who challenges one of your core tenet's must be reported.
The smug face afterward should tell you that I was being sarcastic.

It only took 10 pages for you to start getting tired of "the same song and dance"
You talk about Dark Souls like Miyazaki ran over each of your family members and made you watch.
Retardation (and butthurt) to this extent requires medication.
It took less than 1 page for you to prove to me you have no actual arguments to bring to the discussion and all you have are baseless ad hominem attacks. That says a lot more about you than it says about me, bud.
 

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Dragon's Dogshit
Fascinating! Is it a dragon that defecates canine excrement? Does the excrement's exceptional canine quality consist of its composition or merely its quantity?

Or is it a dragon that owns one or more dogs, and therefore is also attributed property of the excrement the dog or dogs defecate? Like you come home, ask your wife "Honey, what's that dogshit on our lawn?" and she tells you "Oh, it's the dragon's dogshit," as in it's the neighbouring dragon's dog's shit?

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Either way, good name for a band.
 

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Dark Souls is a masterpiece, obviously. Anyone who says otherwise *must* be trolling. There's no other possible explanation.

Pretty much.
Well clearly you're wrong even by the Codex's own estimation, since Dark Souls doesn't even make it into the top 20 RPG's.

Keep crying me a river.
Elden Ring, however, does. :smug: It's the #1 RPG Codex game of the year it came out.

WHAT'S WRONG, DORKORTHA?!
 

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Dragon's Dogshit
Fascinating! Is it a dragon that defecates canine excrement? Does the excrement's exceptional canine quality consist of its composition or merely its quantity?

Or is it a dragon that owns one or more dogs, and therefore is also attributed property of the excrement the dog or dogs defecate? Like you come home, ask your wife "Honey, what's that dogshit on our lawn?" and she tells you "Oh, it's the dragon's dogshit," as in it's the neighbouring dragon's dog's shit?

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How does the dragon walk its dogs? Does it walk on the ground, taking care not to trample them? Does it fly slowly and low to the ground avoiding trees and such that might tangle up the leashes?

This warrants investigation and further discussion! :obviously:
 

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