Dark Souls Sucks

[Skinwalker]

And then I kept coming across entire threads of people arguing about what makes something truly a Soulslike. And then I start seeing 1:1 copied shit like this;

Salt and Sanctuary isn't 1:1 copied, it's a soulslike 2D platformer. It has a lot of similar elements, and a lot of differences.

 

[Drakortha]

People talk too much about "soulslikes" and there are ugly clones out there, therefore Elden Ring sucks. Got it. Nice opinion, man.

Elden Ring is absolute shit, you ringworm. The fact that you bring it up in this context, as if it's somehow irrefutably good is just retarded fanboyism 101.

 

[Drakortha]

Yes it is incredibly difficult for me to understand points made by sub 50 IQ monkeys.

You're a mongrel dog.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Is Elen Ring related to Elon Musk? Distant cousin, perhaps?

Also, your butthurt is seeping in to your grammar and degrading it. Maybe go outside, get some air.

 

[smaug]

People talk too much about "soulslikes" and there are ugly clones out there, therefore Elden Ring sucks. Got it. Nice opinion, man.

Elden Ring is beyond shit. Please go back to shilling the other games just not ER ffs.

 

[Drakortha]

Is Elen Ring related to Elon Musk? Distant cousin, perhaps?

Elden Ring is a rape baby related to Skyrim, same as Zelda: Breath of Smelly Shit which is another piece of garbage game that deserves a saga of threads all on it's own. We'll have to get to that one of these days.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Is Elen Ring related to Elon Musk? Distant cousin, perhaps?

Elden Ring is a rape baby related to Skyrim, same as Zelda Breath of the Shit which is another piece of garbage game that deserves a saga of threads all on it's own. We'll have to get to that one of these days.

"Breath of the Shit"?

Do you write your own material? If so, stop huffing paint until you come up with some better stuff. If not, fire your writer and try ChatGPT.

 

[Drakortha]

Where the fuck is Swen ? I'm expecting him to show up any minute now to cite Elden Ring sales and player activity on Steam as proof that it's a golden standard. But he hasn't turned up yet. Wrong piece of shit game, I guess.

 

[Skinwalker]

Elden Ring is one of the best (if not the best) open-world games in history.

 

[Drakortha]

Elden Ring is one of the best (if not the) best open-world games in history.

There is no such thing as a good open world game.

Saying that Elden Ring is the best open world game is like trying to argue who's diarrhea tastes the best. It's a pointless argument because it all tastes like SHIT!!!

 

[Swen]

Where the fuck is Swen ? I'm expecting him to show up any minute now to cite Elden Ring sales and player activity on Steam as proof that it's a golden standard. But he hasn't turned up yet. Wrong piece of shit game, I guess.

Bro, do you even like games?

 

[Skinwalker]

Elden Ring is one of the best (if not the) best open-world games in history.

There is no such thing as a good open world game.

Ah, but there is: Elden Ring.

like trying to argue who's diarrhea tastes the best. It's a pointless argument because it all tastes like SHIT!!!

Please keep your poop-eating fetish to yourself.

 

[Drakortha]

Where the fuck is Swen ? I'm expecting him to show up any minute now to cite Elden Ring sales and player activity on Steam as proof that it's a golden standard. But he hasn't turned up yet. Wrong piece of shit game, I guess.

Bro, do you even like games?

I can't remember. I did, once. Possibly. No way of knowing.

 

[Drakortha]

like trying to argue who's diarrhea tastes the best. It's a pointless argument because it all tastes like SHIT!!!

Please keep your poop-eating fetish to yourself.

I'm not the one eating shit my friend.

 

[Skinwalker]

like trying to argue who's diarrhea tastes the best. It's a pointless argument because it all tastes like SHIT!!!

Please keep your poop-eating fetish to yourself.

I'm not the one eating shit my friend.

Then why do you smell like shit and post nothing but shit?

 

[Drakortha]

Then why do you smell like shit and post nothing but shit?

Why do you need to know anything about me? Why don't you just fuck off and mind your business?

 

[Skinwalker]

Then why do you smell like shit and post nothing but shit?

Why do you need to know anything about me? Why don't you just fuck off and mind your business?

Why do *you* need to know anything about Dark Souls? Why don't you just fuck off and play whatever shit you're into?

 

[Multidirectional]

Copycat genre chasing crap is everywhere. Soulslike, Deckbuilder, Roguelike, Roguelite, Survival Crafting, pixel art, etc.

But Soulslike is just the worst! It was so much better when everyone was copying Gears of War!

 

[Drakortha]

Why don't you just fuck off and play whatever shit you're into?

Why don't I? Because this is a forum for discussion about games. Is there a rule somewhere I don't know about that prohibits me from criticizing them?

Do you think I'm the only person on this planet, let alone this board, that thinks FromSoft games are overrated slop?

I've played Dark Souls. It's shitty like most other RPG's of it's generation. Don't like what I have to say? Too bad. Deal with it, and get off my back.

 

[Skinwalker]

Why don't you just fuck off and play whatever shit you're into?

Why don't I? Because this is a forum for discussion about games. Is there a rule somewhere I don't know about that prohibits me from criticizing them?

Do you think I'm the only person on this planet, let alone this board, that thinks FromSoft games are overrated slop?

I've played Dark Souls. It's shitty like most other RPG's of it's generation. Don't like what I have to say? Too bad. Deal with it, and get off my back.

5 words or less.

 

[Drakortha]

Why don't you just fuck off and play whatever shit you're into?

Why don't I? Because this is a forum for discussion about games. Is there a rule somewhere I don't know about that prohibits me from criticizing them?

Do you think I'm the only person on this planet, let alone this board, that thinks FromSoft games are overrated slop?

I've played Dark Souls. It's shitty like most other RPG's of it's generation. Don't like what I have to say? Too bad. Deal with it, and get off my back.

5 words or less.

Alright Skinwalker , I'm making a shit-list and you're the first one on it. Congratulations.

Not going to 'ignore' you, but I'll no longer reply to your posts. I don't take kindly to people who specifically targets others. I don't care if you want to argue with me or insult me over games. It's par for the course and I'm used to it by now. But you're just proving yourself to be a malicious cunt. Seeya later.

 

[Skinwalker]

Why don't you just fuck off and play whatever shit you're into?

Why don't I? Because this is a forum for discussion about games. Is there a rule somewhere I don't know about that prohibits me from criticizing them?

Do you think I'm the only person on this planet, let alone this board, that thinks FromSoft games are overrated slop?

I've played Dark Souls. It's shitty like most other RPG's of it's generation. Don't like what I have to say? Too bad. Deal with it, and get off my back.

5 words or less.

Alright Skinwalker , I'm making a shit-list and you're the first one on it. Congratulations.

Not going to 'ignore' you, but I'll no longer reply to your posts. I don't take kindly to people who specifically targets others. I don't care if you want to argue with me or insult me over games. It's par for the course and I'm used to it by now. But you're just proving yourself to be a malicious cunt. Seeya later.

This post was too long and as such I didn't read it.

 

[Rean]

 

[Silverfish]

There is no such thing as a good open world game.

Sucks that Super Metroid, Symphony of the Night and Spider-Man 2 are just figments of my imagination.

 

[H. P. Lovecraft's Cat]

5 pages. Embarassing. You should all feel embarassed for giving OP what she wants. Clowns.