Decline 13: Temporary Subtitle

[KoolNoodles]

Who's walzing around on my lands so carelessly?

My mistake, I meant to attack Ulm.

 

[Eadee]

Who's walzing around on my lands so carelessly?

My mistake, I meant to attack Ulm.

Can't we live in peace?

 

[Dayyālu]

Can't we live in peace?

There is no peace amongst the lands, just the laugh of thirsty Pretenders.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Who's walzing around on my lands so carelessly?

My mistake, I meant to attack Ulm.

Can't we live in peace?

Peace seemed fine until those Iron Angels showed up. Angels vs Tartarians, who wins?

 

[mondblut]

Peace seemed fine until those Iron Angels showed up. Angels vs Tartarians, who wins?

Bandar Log

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Peace seemed fine until those Iron Angels showed up. Angels vs Tartarians, who wins?

Bandar Log

That's who I'm rooting for!

 

[Eadee]

Peace seemed fine until those Iron Angels showed up. Angels vs Tartarians, who wins?

Oh the angels, well this is just a big misunderstanding. Their flight got delayed because a backlog from the perpetual Storm thingy and a discount travel agency promised to get them to their destination faster. However the machine broke mid air and they ended up over your territory.

It was all an accident! I swear!

 

[KoolNoodles]

Peace seemed fine until those Iron Angels showed up. Angels vs Tartarians, who wins?

Oh the angels, well this is just a big misunderstanding. Their flight got delayed because a backlog from the perpetual Storm thingy and a discount travel agency promised to get them to their destination faster. However the machine broke mid air and they ended up over your territory.

It was all an accident! I swear!

Mistakes are fine, if you change your mind.

I wonder how many Hellbind Hearts it takes to get to the center of an Iron Angel?

 

[Eadee]

Don't try that, they're heartless bastards, so it won't work.

To be honest they dragged out the whole united crew before the plane started. This, however, isn't in any way related to the crash!

 

[KoolNoodles]

Guess I should try out this R'lyeh void gate. Come on Vastness...!

 

[thesheeep]

Guess I should try out this R'lyeh void gate. Come on Vastness...!

That is a horrible idea, even if you were R'lyeh.

Understandable, though. Everyone wants to love the void gate.
And to make love at the void gate.

 

[KoolNoodles]

May I get a 3-4 hr extension por favor?

 

[Eadee]

3 minus 4 hours equals minus one hour.

Granted!

"Next turn due: 19:06 GMT on Thursday May 11th"

 

[KoolNoodles]

Eadee, that escalated quickly. I honestly thought you'd retreat or something.

Spoiler

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Missing from my losses are a bunch of foulspawn/demons of various shapes and sizes.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Bonus celebratory Pan rave party.

 

[Eadee]

The really frustrating part is how I didn't manage to kill anything relevant at all...

I swear, when I come home and watch this battle I either learn a lot from your actions or punch myself in the face.

Please use our lost&found service to return those items. We don't want to bother you with carrying them around all the time.

 

[mondblut]

Let me guess, darkness + rigor mortis again?

 

[KoolNoodles]

Let me guess, darkness + rigor mortis again?

I'll have to check again but I think those plus quagmire and foul vapors. Forgot Blood Rain/Mass regen and one other though, would have helped. Really, attacking into GoH territory is ill-advised, especially against Pans. Revelers with 30 HP? Yowch.

 

[Eadee]

The problem is, the game is heading into a direction where whatever decision I make, it is aalways bad for me.

I mean, I didn't expect to win... not even to get this far. But I don't see any possible profitable move at the moment.

 

[KoolNoodles]

The problem is, the game is heading into a direction where whatever decision I make, it is aalways bad for me.

I mean, I didn't expect to win... not even to get this far. But I don't see any possible profitable move at the moment.

True, there aren't a lot of good offensive options for the nations that are left, and status quo is helping me immensenly right now. I would say you could retreat and try somebody else or get a coalition(I am not a good target for you atm), but I guess I'd be dumb to not press this advantage with Bandar mopping up people left and right(and probably wishing) while I've done relatively little.

 

[Eadee]

Retreat? More like rebuild. I have no chance to do anything against BL, while you grow stronger every turn. Maybe I can entertain you good enough to claim the job as your court jester.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Retreat? More like rebuild. I have no chance to do anything against BL, while you grow stronger every turn. Maybe I can entertain you good enough to claim the job as your court jester.

Yes, join Jotunheim my right hand, after a sizeable land donation.

 

[Dayyālu]

The problem is, the game is heading into a direction where whatever decision I make, it is aalways bad for me.

I mean, I didn't expect to win... not even to get this far. But I don't see any possible profitable move at the moment.

Lategame dominions is pretty much province of The Guys Who Know What To Do. It's noob-unfriendly to the extreme.

Lose and learn. I am getting kicked around in Dec33 also, but there mostly because I can't sperg properly nowadays.

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Dayyalu is constantly "about to lose" every game he ever is in. Including those he ends up winning.

The top two are quite a bit ahead, but Jotunheim is well in the competition for teh third place in power rankings.

 

[Dayyālu]

The top two are quite a bit ahead, but Jotunheim is well in the competition for teh third place in power rankings.

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