Desu Ex Human Ressources
4/10
Health Regen Popamole
played the game completionist like at first
couldnt take the game anywore when the heliwhore wanted me to find her boyfriend or some shit
and really just brainlessly started running invis towards questmarker after second boss
still had too many aug points left by the end
4.5/10 (0.5 for actual effort)
16 hours, mostly because of the crawling in the hubs when i was still trying to find something interesting and failing, there is nothing there
from second boss to ending was less than 3 hours
i love how pathetic nerd faggots cry about getting raped by the bossfights
first boss is literally 6 headshots with the sniper around a corner
second boss is tough, get the anti emp aug, shoot the walls, ze end
thirds boss has retarded ai, jumps over clear wall continuously, you shoot and switch side
final fight is easier than standard mobs...
ai
good shit, gangs up on you, shotgunners behave differntely than rifle guys
different states of alert have differnt reaction times
it has aim
sadly, they lose alertness
gfx
good fps counts
pissfilter and mlaa
last level has no pissfilter.... the wonders of tehcnology!
gunplay
10mm - dedicated silencer
smg - shit tier garbage
rifle - standard issue
revolver - only good with splosions
SHUTGUN - epic lel and needed to kill rushing shotgunners, pump all your upgrades here, the only reason i finished this trash
minigun - not usable on hard, cant see shit, you'll die before you kill
laser wastes ammo, never used since no ammo
plasma - no ammo
crossbows snipers granadelaunchers why
augs are crap tbh
hacking is attrocious
there are millions of garabge emails
health regen actually makes this game this utter trash if you start hiding and using it, so technically its 0/10
never use takedowns or cover mechanics
enemies
heavies are a gameplay problem imo
they eat so much ammo before they go down, it makes no sense to fight them...
writing is utter trash
characters in dialogue are especially hilariously shizophrenic bipolars
they actually wanted me to save the two guys i wanted to kill most from the fuckign get go
and they kill the arab heliwhore, oh how touching!
SO WHAT ARE TEH GOOD PARTS?
+ aggressive and quick on the trigger ai, the reason to play this trash, reminiscent of fear, they circle around if a path is blocked, and you have to move to flank them or they will outshoot you, heavies, bots, shotgunners
+ multilevel vertical hub, its just that there is no point to it, no good loot, and its easier and funner to blast your way through
+ you can make your shotgun even more GREATE, i wish the was a range extender upgrade
+ the fight where you get bumrushed in the chinks palace is fun
+ technically seems well done, saves quick (thx consolitis), fps good, havoc physics, high detail in places, horrible in other places
+ augs look cool, not reaching potential though
+ jc has a hilarious voice, if only one could play him not as sarif's cuck, that would be graet