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On mission 7, quick thoughts.
First off, when do I stop playing these fucking kids and get to the real man? I'll admit, Nero is a lot less of a queer in this game in terms of looks and doesn't have that super whiny voice. The other cunt, V or whatever, oh my god I hate him. He looks EXACTLY like someone in college I used to have classes with and he just... ooh, his face, I just wanted to SMASH it into the pavement. I don't know why, he wasn't a bad guy or anything, but he just has that look. That look where you just want to see him bleed. Anyways, I don't like V at all and his gameplay is weird as shit. It's like they tacked on the DMC1 nostalgia to him to trick you into liking him but I see through that deception. Also, for having all the bosses in DMC1 where the hell is Phantom, hm? Oh little faggy poetry boy afraid of molten lava scorpionspiders? Pussy.
THE SCISSOR LADIES ARE BACK. I was happy to see them come out of that painting once again. Now we just need the marionettes.
Bosses are pretty cool, the game feels a lot more linear than previous games so far but it's ultra smooth and fluid. Great combat, like DMC3/4 were stellar as is but this feels even more polished than that.
I heard Dante is really complex so I'm looking forward to playing as him. I despise that redneck dyke, Nico or whatever. Lady's still hot.
Will return to bore you all later.
First off, when do I stop playing these fucking kids and get to the real man? I'll admit, Nero is a lot less of a queer in this game in terms of looks and doesn't have that super whiny voice. The other cunt, V or whatever, oh my god I hate him. He looks EXACTLY like someone in college I used to have classes with and he just... ooh, his face, I just wanted to SMASH it into the pavement. I don't know why, he wasn't a bad guy or anything, but he just has that look. That look where you just want to see him bleed. Anyways, I don't like V at all and his gameplay is weird as shit. It's like they tacked on the DMC1 nostalgia to him to trick you into liking him but I see through that deception. Also, for having all the bosses in DMC1 where the hell is Phantom, hm? Oh little faggy poetry boy afraid of molten lava scorpionspiders? Pussy.
THE SCISSOR LADIES ARE BACK. I was happy to see them come out of that painting once again. Now we just need the marionettes.
Bosses are pretty cool, the game feels a lot more linear than previous games so far but it's ultra smooth and fluid. Great combat, like DMC3/4 were stellar as is but this feels even more polished than that.
I heard Dante is really complex so I'm looking forward to playing as him. I despise that redneck dyke, Nico or whatever. Lady's still hot.
Will return to bore you all later.