Diablo 2: Resurrected remaster

[Nephilim]

This is what remakes SHOULD be like. Beamdog, take notes for your upcoming Arcanum: EE.

Right:

The older female character models looked more feminine than this. Now everybody looks hit in the face with a trans flag.

Beamdog doesn't do remakes, that's too much effort.

 

[d1r]

This is what remakes SHOULD be like. Beamdog, take notes for your upcoming Arcanum: EE.

Right:

Even the new stance looks like fucking ass.

New Amazon is literally just standing there, giving us a "My feet hurt, I am bored to death, I wanna go home"-look, while the old Amazon is emitting tension, showing combat-readiness.

 

[Reinhardt]

new stance

"My neovagina hurts so i'll try and womanspread as much as i can!"

No, seriously, it's stance of a fat man in a hot day trying to no let his arms touch his torso and his legs touch each other and balls because he's all sweaty.

 

[Ol' Willy]

Or get the True Patch.

I played both back to back, True Patch is significantly more buggy

 

[jackofshadows]

Or get the True Patch.

Or do not install these worthless questionable fan patches leaving them for consequent runs at least.

No, seriously, it's stance of a fat man in a hot day trying to no let his arms touch his torso and his legs touch each other and balls because he's all sweaty.

From this angle one could say that the original spread her legs for giving some fresh air to her mighty lady-cock.

 

[blessed king of longing]

 

[Brancaleone]

melatonin basically makes you genetically superior

Races who sleep better are superior, no doubt about it.

 

[Keyboard Vomit]

melatonin basically makes you genetically superior

Races who sleep better are superior, no doubt about it.

I had no idea melatonin made you sleepy but now that you say it my mind is blown a bit. Nights are dark because they contain melatonin and that is why you get sleepy at night and why black people are so chill. Science is awesome.

 

[Melcar]

One looks like a gud boy, while the other like a dindu nothin.

 

[Gerrard]

One looks like an orc, the other looks like he came from Mass Effect.

 

[Drowed]

Sure, that is why the world is ruled by white people and asians and most blacks still live in Africa.

And most asians live in asia, most eskimos live in the Arctic, elephants live in africa and asia just like most lions, etc. Groups have the majority of their individuals in their regions of origin, shocking news.

I'm not gona lie, this really was more or less how I imagined the paladin to look based on the art - probably with a bit more Middle Eastern traits.. But I don't care enough in either case.

 

[Lilura]

This is a Beamdog tier remaster.

Bullshit. Beamdog rewrote 70% of Infinity Engine logic. They added in SJW fanfiction and other classes, as well.

Shared stash isn't a big deal. Most veterans mule online or employ PlugY when playing SP off-line.

Expanded inventory space makes Hardcore mode easier, though.

 

[Fedora Master]

This is a Beamdog tier remaster.

Bullshit. Beamdog rewrote 70% of Infinity Engine logic. They added in SJW fanfiction and other classes, as well.

Shared stash isn't a big deal. Most veterans mule online or employ PlugY when playing SP off-line.

Expanded inventory space makes Hardcore mode easier, though.

It's Beamdog tier because they didn't actually improve things in a meaningful way but still shat up the game.

 

[Zeriel]

Looks like what Sin should have been... maybe a little paler but its fine

I hope this is a mod/skin... Amazon needs to get the same treatment, she looks like my uncle in a costume

New Blizzard games don't get mods. They're structurally built to be unmoddable, except when it's part of that arcade thing--and in that case it would be a separate mode, not a mod for the real game.

 

[Lilura]

It's Beamdog tier because they didn't actually improve things in a meaningful way but still shat up the game.

No, adding in SJW fanfiction, megafaggot NPCs and game-imbalancing content is an abyssal tier that this won't get within leagues of.

In concept, this is looking like a half-decent technical remaster.

 

[Testownia]

49 pages in, and most comments still pertain to the faces on the character selection screen. Coomers, coomers everywhere.

 

[NJClaw]

49 pages in, and most comments still pertain to the faces on the character selection screen. Coomers, coomers everywhere.

People talking about what they showed us of the game. Ain't that crazy?

 

[Testownia]

49 pages in, and most comments still pertain to the faces on the character selection screen. Coomers, coomers everywhere.

People talking about what they showed us of the game. Ain't that crazy?

Talking about a single screen, over, and over again? Yes.

 

[NJClaw]

49 pages in, and most comments still pertain to the faces on the character selection screen. Coomers, coomers everywhere.

People talking about what they showed us of the game. Ain't that crazy?

Talking about a single screen, over, and over again? Yes.

But think about it: wouldn't it be even crazier to talk about things that don't exist yet? I think we struck a decent compromise here.

 

[Harthwain]

49 pages in, and most comments still pertain to the faces on the character selection screen. Coomers, coomers everywhere.

People talking about what they showed us of the game. Ain't that crazy?

Talking about a single screen, over, and over again? Yes.

You're the one who keeps whining about it, over and over again:

46 pages and coomers are still whining about a single character's face on a single screen.

49 pages in, and most comments still pertain to the faces on the character selection screen. Coomers, coomers everywhere.

 

[Ismaul]

49 pages in, and most comments still pertain to the faces on the character selection screen. Coomers, coomers everywhere.

People talking about what they showed us of the game. Ain't that crazy?

Talking about a single screen, over, and over again? Yes.

We could switch subject to ur mom, but I hate to brag.

 

[Lacrymas]

49 pages in, and most comments still pertain to the faces on the character selection screen. Coomers, coomers everywhere.

People talking about what they showed us of the game. Ain't that crazy?

Talking about a single screen, over, and over again? Yes.

But think about it: wouldn't it be even crazier to talk about things that don't exist yet?

This has never stopped anyone on this forum ever.

 

[Brancaleone]

melatonin basically makes you genetically superior

Races who sleep better are superior, no doubt about it.

I had no idea melatonin made you sleepy but now that you say it my mind is blown a bit. Nights are dark because they contain melatonin and that is why you get sleepy at night and why black people are so chill. Science is awesome.

Pity that an obnoxious syllabe must spoil such a fine theory.

 

[Gregz]

Criticizing Blizzard's art design is very relevant.

Blizzard used to be a rounded company. In the 90s and 00s every element of their games were top notch. Music, graphics, gameplay, feature innovation, voice acting, writing, netcode, etc.

If their art design is this fucked up it indicates a very real decline of the company. Diablo III made that obvious; but clearly the trend is getting worse.

 

[Storyfag]

49 pages in, and most comments still pertain to the faces on the character selection screen. Coomers, coomers everywhere.

People talking about what they showed us of the game. Ain't that crazy?

Talking about a single screen, over, and over again? Yes.

Other topics were also discussed. Stop being disingenious, or you will land in the szlachta pits.