Crispy™ Dominions 4 PBEM - Gateway and Archive Thread

[KoolNoodles]

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And I'll be late tmw aswell. So feel free to postpone if I don't make it.

I'll keep an eye on it.

Edit: We could also bump up the time to 28-30hrs to give a little wiggle room, while still keeping the speed up.

Edit2: I meant to add this, honestly I did.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Do your turns you lazy bastards.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Do your turns you lazy bastards.

I apologize, some of my planning hinges on possible trades. :D

 

[Dayyālu]

I apologize, some of my planning hinges on possible trades. :D

If I discover that anyone of you bastards is helping the Horror spammer, enemy of the Gods and of common sanity to stay alive, I'm going to be very disappointed.

And cry.

So, think of the frogs. You don't want to see them cry, don't you? They are like children, innocent and puppy-like.

Don't help the Aztecs. Support instead the Glorious Crusade! Many Nations united for One Purpose and under One Will: to cleanse the world from the madness that is Mictlan!

 

[Malakal]

Send air and nature gems to TNN and I will support whoever with whatever. Elves - no sense of right and wrong!

 

[Grimwulf]

Free people of Mictlan from Mictlan! All virgins belong to Xibalba!

:russia:

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Sexist pig!

 

[Grimwulf]

Sexist pig!

Look who's talking about pigs, you murdering boar.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

I didn't murder any boars.

 

[Grimwulf]

I didn't murder any boars.

Your boars should kill somebody capable, for a change. Harassing Kailasa and brutally murdering defenceless elf - anyone can do that.

Let's make a bet on who will capture Mictlan capital first. C'mon, boar. You and me.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

You're on! I bet 50 astral pearls on you.

 

[Grimwulf]

You're on! I bet 50 astral pearls on you.

Deal.

Spoiler

Go for it, Ermor.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Good thing I don't actually have 50 astral.

 

[KoolNoodles]

I want to join in the fun too! Ok....anybody who doesn't want cold-blooded* bats or cold-blooded fish(both cowards), who are clearly the two leading powers, to easily win this fun and exciting game, should donate copious amounts(of blood) to the Mictlan Defense Fund!

I'm in five wars and didn't start any of them! Underdog!

Who will stand with me??? Who will be my ADRIAN???




*"With a few exceptions, all mammals and birds are warm blooded, and all reptiles, insects, arachnids, amphibians and fish are cold-blooded. The temperature of an animal’s blood is related to its body temperature and determines whether or not that animal is warm blooded or cold blooded. Bats however, are one of the exceptions mentioned above, as they do not fall neatly into either category since they are unable to maintain a constant body temperature, and cool off when they are not active."

 

[Grimwulf]

Leading nation my arse. Sneaky elf already killed all my armies. I'm crying every day, and just want to be left alone.

Also, I asked you politely to stop sending those disease demons. You refused. Should have seen it coming.

Spoiler

And above all else, fighting you is FUUUN

 

[Dayyālu]

*"With a few exceptions, all mammals and birds are warm blooded, and all reptiles, insects, arachnids, amphibians and fish are cold-blooded. The temperature of an animal’s blood is related to its body temperature and determines whether or not that animal is warm blooded or cold blooded. Bats however, are one of the exceptions mentioned above, as they do not fall neatly into either category since they are unable to maintain a constant body temperature, and cool off when they are not active."

I never thought about that

How the fuck does LA Atlantis even works

How the hell

Deep Ones are even cold resistant for fuck's sake

Whatever, Atlantean Master Race.

I'm in five wars and didn't start any of them! Underdog!

Typical. Plans to betray a good and peaceful neighbor, and when the poor victim proves a tad more dangerous than expected, plays the victim.

And aren't you forgetting about Machaka, or Berytos? I mean, it's not like Atlantis and Marverni are those insane Late Game juggernauts.

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Red alert!

Suicide bombers have attacked Cleve's Bunker (324) and following the carnage they wrought, only a single titan and a handful of gryphons remain defending this holiest of provinces. It's only a matter of time before melonhead terrorists breach also these last defenses! Development of Grimoire could be set back by several micro-issues.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Any chance for security camera footage? World must know which nation is melonhead puppet!

 

[Grimwulf]

If men want to allahu-akbar themselves in Cleve's Bunker - let them do it, I say.

 

[Malakal]

Red alert!

Suicide bombers have attacked Cleve's Bunker (324) and following the carnage they wrought, only a single titan and a handful of gryphons remain defending this holiest of provinces. It's only a matter of time before melonhead terrorists breach also these last defenses! Development of Grimoire could be set back by several micro-issues.

You mean that exploding amulet item? Or phoenix pyre?

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Our top journalists managed to secure some footage of the events:

Spoiler

First suicide bomber has just exploded, three others are still waiting with their vests for the unsuspecting gryphons and spring hawks to get closer.

Spoiler

It sure was quite spectacular use of those explosion amulets. :notbad:

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Grimwulf who is your melonhead handler? I demand names, places and dates!

 

[Grimwulf]

Grimwulf who is your melonhead handler? I demand names, places and dates!

Don't know anything about that. They acted on their own. Every batman is free to die in whatever gruesome way he wants.

 

[JohnTheRevelator]

Now that I'm looking at your avatar... that cranium seems suspiciously large...

 

[Grimwulf]

It's just the light.