In Progress Dominions 6: ProfessionalThroneSitters II, MA Edition

[Andnjord]

I’ll write more about this later on, but in case we didn’t have a battle this turn (not at my computer at the moment) do you want to smash our pixel men for one last hurrah?

 

[Baron Tahn]

Not sure it's going to be Jotunheim that goes first, Uruk is...erm, let's call it 'under occupation' by at least two enemies and the scouts say it's not looking great.

 

[Trash Player]

Sure, I am not turning AI yet. Would be interesting if you all be fighting over my cap.

 

[Johannes]

Ok, that happened quick... Just a moment ago I thought it's gonna be just an honest bash between Jotun and Nidavangr.

 

[Optimist]

Well, gents, it seems Jotunheim will be the first one to bow out. A dogpile of Nidavangr, Caelum, Vanheim, and Ys. No hard feelings on my part, I have it coming with greedy plays and slacking diplomacy. Post mandatory elves meme, please.

Hey, it's not me this time around!

 

[Popot]

My agony is going to last longer than expected.

 

[Baron Tahn]

Solid defence well done there.

 

[Andnjord]

BREAKING NEWS!

Concerned by the escalating situation in the lands of the Jotun, the Yellow Helmets of YS have been dispatched to restore order and protect the native population from the ethnic conflict between Nidavandr and Jotunheim. The Yellow Helmets have been seen peacefuly disarming the roving Jotun army and are said to be days away from liberating the Iron Woods.

Spoiler

YS reporters are now contacting the Rex et Sacerdos of Ind, the noble Hag for comment on the presence of a Ind military advisor on the battlefield. This is a developing story.

This was brought to you by YSian Holy Water, the one and only guarantor of a successul baptism!

Spoiler

And to Trash Player for being a good sport about his predicament.

 

[Hag]

YS reporters are now contacting the Rex et Sacerdos of Ind, the noble @Hag for comment on the presence of a Ind military advisor on the battlefield. This is a developing story.

The archbishopric of Ind would like to comment that militspiritual advisors are merely here to provide health relief to the wounded and spiritual guidance to the lost. Our benevolent Lady Teresa of Sharpness loves equally everyone, regardless of faith, belief, race or AP bonuses*.

*Disclaimer : heretics may receive the visit of angels with a beautiful voice, bigger angels with an impressive might, fully stuffed even bigger angels with a threatening attitude, pretender gods, H3 priests, misguided hobbits, knives-wielding dogs and baculus hits in soft parts.

 

[Sinilevä]

Being at war with four nations simultaneously is for sure an interesting experience no other game can provide lol

 

[Malakal]

Being at war with four nations simultaneously is for sure an interesting experience no other game can provide lol

Tell me about it LOL

 

[Andnjord]

YS reporters are now contacting the Rex et Sacerdos of Ind, the noble @Hag for comment on the presence of a Ind military advisor on the battlefield. This is a developing story.

The archbishopric of Ind would like to comment that militspiritual advisors are merely here to provide health relief to the wounded and spiritual guidance to the lost. Our benevolent Lady Teresa of Sharpness loves equally everyone, regardless of faith, belief, race or AP bonuses*.

*Disclaimer : heretics may receive the visit of angels with a beautiful voice, bigger angels with an impressive might, fully stuffed even bigger angels with a threatening attitude, pretender gods, H3 priests, misguided hobbits, knives-wielding dogs and baculus hits in soft parts.

We salute you for your kind services and we are sure they were instrumental in convincing the Jotun host to lay down its arms peaceful. Praise Ind! Praise the Rex et Sacerdos! Praise the Magnificent Kingdom of Unsurpassed Splendor and Virtue of Ind!

 

[Johannes]

With more sensible positioning and some mage support, Uruk is finally freed from the clutches of the Birdman With a Handbag

Spoiler

There's still an underwater holdout of the Kulullu people, but before long I doubt anyone will believe in this guy's divinity anymore.



Rest In Tartarus, Popot

 

[Johannes]

Flooded province? I swear it wasn't like this before. coldcrow can you educate us what caused this, and what effect does it have?

 

[coldcrow]

Flooded province? I swear it wasn't like this before. coldcrow can you educate us what caused this, and what effect does it have?

I see no other effect than reduced income. It was a swollen rivers event. I hope it doesn't continue.

 

[Hag]

Now those are some ambitious rodents.

 

[Dayyālu]

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COMPLETELY AVOID COMBAT IN DOMINIONS 6

 

[Andnjord]

I hope St Theresa referred to the superior teachings of the Stallonian school.

 

[Hag]

I hope St Theresa referred to the superior teachings of the Stallonian school.

It's gonna take some weeks for the sacred janitors to clean all the blood and rat bits from the precious codices of Ind library.