Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard - coming Fall 2024

[v1c70r14]

How should we evaluate this? Well, for Russell and the Vienna Circle, Kant is responsible for creating idealism with all its retardness. For orthodox Kantians, it was possible to continue the master's thoughts without distortions.

Ah, but Fichte merely put into practice what Kant kept hidden out of fear for persecution, that Fichte did experience, being accused of atheism and all. In the same way you could say that David Gaider kept not just his progressive values hidden but the romance and dating sim aspects too. After he left EA and was left to his own devices he made a very gay musical visual novel, which is not so different in general direction from the turn towards the diverse sitcom version of Dragon Age that Bioware turned the series into. He's certainly not a grimdark fantasy writer. Orthodox Kantianism laid bare is Fichte, and orthodox Bioware uncovered is Veilguard, tout simplement.

 

[MerchantKing]

We are past "Asian Elf" discussion when nobody cares about Black Elf in Dragon Age Origins, chud.

We were past that a long time back when Dark Elves were invented.

 

[PunchYouInTheFace]

Stop it, Liberal.

I will tell my freunde in etcetra forum about this.

haters are getting laid

Correct. They suck each other cock.

If

When two retarded chudex suck each other cock, which one of them are gay?

That being said.

The Black Elf is also fine.

 

[Silverfish]

Correct. They suck each other cock.

Yeah, I got the joke the first time. I'm a JRPG forum regular, but I'm not that far gone.

When two retarded chudex suck each other cock, which one of them are gay?

If they're retarded it's not gay.

 

[jaekl]

PLEASE stop with the homophobia, we have several lgb and especially t users here at the rpgcodex and I'd appreciate it if we could keep from triggering them. I will be forced to report posts to the proper authorities if I see any more blatant homophobic remarks.

Anyways, I can't wait to listen to 100 hours of voiced dialogue written in the style of a modern Global TV drama that you often see elderly people with dementia sitting in front of. That's my favourite thing about modern rpgs and this one is sure to deliver.

 

[sser]

Curious about the name change. Dreadwolf actually sounds cool and menacing, something crunchy and marketable. Veilguard seems more like a name for some xyz-faction in a Tolkein footnote.

 

[Rhobar121]

Curious about the name change. Dreadwolf actually sounds cool and menacing, something crunchy and marketable. Veilguard seems more like a name for some xyz-faction in a Tolkein footnote.

If this were really the case, it would be better. At this point we have something that sounds (and looks) like a mobile game.

 

[Modron]

Curious about the name change. Dreadwolf actually sounds cool and menacing, something crunchy and marketable. Veilguard seems more like a name for some xyz-faction in a Tolkein footnote.

They've come right out and said they were afraid of all the DAD jokes so they named it DAVE instead.

 

[Old Hans]

Curious about the name change. Dreadwolf actually sounds cool and menacing, something crunchy and marketable. Veilguard seems more like a name for some xyz-faction in a Tolkein footnote.

this is total insanity. Tolkien would never name a faction with such a dumb name.

 

[Tyranicon]

Curious about the name change. Dreadwolf actually sounds cool and menacing, something crunchy and marketable. Veilguard seems more like a name for some xyz-faction in a Tolkein footnote.

this is total insanity. Tolkien would never name a faction with such a dumb name.

Well, if he had to, it would still sound way cooler, like "Guard of the Veil" but in Quenya, which according to the internet would be Tíre- -o i fána.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Curious about the name change. Dreadwolf actually sounds cool and menacing, something crunchy and marketable. Veilguard seems more like a name for some xyz-faction in a Tolkein footnote.

this is total insanity. Tolkien would never name a faction with such a dumb name.

Well, if he had to, it would still sound way cooler, like "Guard of the Veil" but in Quenya, which according to the internet would be Tíre- -o i fána.

Sounds like a dessert. Like a light cake with creme and fruit.

 

[Darkwind]

Curious about the name change. Dreadwolf actually sounds cool and menacing, something crunchy and marketable. Veilguard seems more like a name for some xyz-faction in a Tolkein footnote.

They've come right out and said they were afraid of all the DAD jokes so they named it DAVE instead.

This is such a distillation of the true essence of modern gay-me development. Their priorities could not be more clear at this point---
"Guys! Guys! We can't use Dreadwolf because the cringe millennial reddit humor audience will call it, wait for it... DAD!"

'Sir, aren't they like a fraction of our audience? Aren't you more worried about isolating the vast majority of gay-mers by the egregious in your face inclusiveness. Surely completely eliminating white men (our core demographic) and massive promotion of trannies & faggots and making every companion a wiling anal cum dumpster whore who wants sexy time with you will isolate a far larger percentage?"

"Fire this man immediately, out of my office bigot!"

 

[Tyranicon]

Well, if he had to, it would still sound way cooler, like "Guard of the Veil" but in Quenya, which according to the internet would be Tíre- -o i fána.

Sounds like a dessert. Like a light cake with creme and fruit.

Elves.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Well, if he had to, it would still sound way cooler, like "Guard of the Veil" but in Quenya, which according to the internet would be Tíre- -o i fána.

Sounds like a dessert. Like a light cake with creme and fruit.

Elves.

Tíre- -o misu flána.

Cake.

 

[Semiurge]

Their first black elf, and they use for him the elven slave marks

That particular tattoo pattern is a slave mark? I thought only the dalish free elves had those tattoos.

Curious about the name change. Dreadwolf actually sounds cool and menacing, something crunchy and marketable. Veilguard seems more like a name for some xyz-faction in a Tolkein footnote.

They've come right out and said they were afraid of all the DAD jokes so they named it DAVE instead.

I don't get what's so terrible about the DAD acronym. Are they afraid of even the slightest opportunity for mockery because their fanbase is using the word 'daddy' as a term for all kinds of non-twink males that offer eyecandy in media, or is there some other meaning to it that I'm missing?

It's too late for Bioware to worry about being taken seriously, so they might as well embrace the cheese.

 

[PunchYouInTheFace]

slightest opportunity

According to Mark Darrah (reading between the lines) it's possibly because the Dreadwolf is not actually the main villain. It would be weird that the game named "Dreadwolf" have the Dreadwolf be minor character.

Being called DADdy isn't a concern. It's clear their main target audience isn't people who graduated from 4chan and RPG Chudex University.

 

[Butter]

RPG Chudex

If only your turns of phrase could catch on the way you caught HIV at the bathhouse.

 

[PunchYouInTheFace]

HIV at the bathhouse

Sounds like a personal experience to me. I'll treat your mother better the next time I visited the "bathhouse". Less beating this time.

 

[Butter]

HIV at the bathhouse

Sounds like a personal experience to me. I'll treat your mother better the next time I visited the "bathhouse". Less beating this time.

"Visited" is the past tense. Did your teachers spend any time on grammar or was it all grooming?

 

[PunchYouInTheFace]

grammar

I didn't learned about them grammer. Too busy beating yer mom.

 

[Butter]

grammar

I didn't learned about them grammer. Too busy beating yer mom.

I'm pretty sure she has nothing to fear from a Redditor. Beating your PE teacher's dick all day gave you a false sense of your abilities.

 

[PunchYouInTheFace]

Redditor

am nicht komme aus breddit, me from etcetra forumme. PE teacher dickus? damn. You want to share something to the forum maybe it will lift the burden from your mind.

I have a friend who used be touched inappropriately by their uncle. The scar on the body may be gone, but the scar on the mind never left.

 

[PunchYouInTheFace]

fána

Huh... this sounds arabic.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fana_(Sufism)#:~:text=Fanaa (Arabic: فناء fanāʾ ),Persian mystics such as Rumi.

Yep. Got drunk in Egypt once. Pretty good "Khamr".

Dragon Age: Allah Edition is real.

 

[moon knight]

That particular tattoo pattern is a slave mark? I thought only the dalish free elves had those tattoos.

Inquisition liked to "subvert expectations", so now that elven tatoo pattern is what the evanuris used to mark their elven slaves. Then the Dreadwolf started to free some slaves and made war with the ancient gods, destroying the elven civilization in the process. I guess the free elves started to mingle with the human society and became the getto elves, and the slaves became dalish, but AFAIK it wasn't outirght confirmed.

It is revealed in the last scene of Solas romance




Don't fucking ask me how I know

 

[Semiurge]

Goddamn that voice acting is sterile. Robotic. Flat affect.