Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard - coming October 31st

[Iluvcheezcake]

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For some reason they also never get the breasts right. They are always saggy or super firm even on 80 year olds, like in Dragon Age Origins.

The bottom left is a E-thot's self-insert and she's famous for licking PSP.

I thought that was a stand-in for Snooki from Jersey Shore and it was a giant joke.

That's the one. And I hate you guys for that I had to see it again.

Can't tell if photoshopped or asking to be photoshopped.

Think that was done to death already

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Old, trailer model was cute.

I'M NOT GAY I'M TOMBOY ENJOYER!

Old, trailer model was cute.

She had blonde hair in this trailer?

And prettier 0:21

 

[Semiurge]

Old, trailer model was cute.

I'M NOT GAY I'M TOMBOY ENJOYER!

Old, trailer model was cute.

She had blonde hair in this trailer?

And prettier 0:21

I've never been a fan of trailers, not for movies nor games, but Christ almighty those are some cliched trailers that this series has. The characters act and move so cartoony. It's like they are Disney animations directed by kids who were told that they need to edge them up.

 

[motherfucker]

DAO was based. You had the option to seduce some Elf sloozy who was the girlfriend of some beta elf who did not yet even touch her, after you cum dumb her you can go back to him and say "I was just sampling the goods, no harm done" he then goes to kill himself in the forest. Damn there will never be an option like this again in any crpg.

Killing a wounded allied soldier because you're too lazy to carry him back is a personal favourite. When it comes to evil choices, DAO is up there with FO2.
upd: I'm now redownloading DAO, gonna play a shield warrior male city elf, or maybe a human. Damn you Bioware.

 

[Camel]

DAO was based. You had the option to seduce some Elf sloozy who was the girlfriend of some beta elf who did not yet even touch her, after you cum dumb her you can go back to him and say "I was just sampling the goods, no harm done" he then goes to kill himself in the forest. Damn there will never be an option like this again in any crpg.

Killing a wounded allied soldier because you're too lazy to carry him back is a personal favourite. When it comes to evil choices, DAO is up there with FO2.

The murder knife to remove some NPCs in dialogues was a fan-favourite tool. I also quite liked some great banter between companions and MC.

Telling to Jowan introducing Lily: "This fat cow is your girlfriend?"
Morrigan: "We now have a dog and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party."

When women in RPGs used to be feminine.

Leliana: "I...don't question me! I am a woman, and I reserve the right to be inconsistent!"

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Old, trailer model was cute.

I'M NOT GAY I'M TOMBOY ENJOYER!

Old, trailer model was cute.

She had blonde hair in this trailer?

And prettier 0:21

I've never been a fan of trailers, not for movies nor games, but Christ almighty those are some cliched trailers that this series has.

Like all of Bioware

 

[DemonKing]

 

[Vincente]

 

[krimari]

They used AI to create the main promo art. What an outstanding move!

Picture

 

[Tyranicon]

Casting lady:

-looks not so sneakily at voice actor-

"You know, we cast some hotties in this shit"

-looks directly at voice actor again-




I feel like if a man did this, he would be collecting unemployment checks.

 

[krimari]

Yup, I was right

Spoiler

 

[jaekl]

Yeah if you're a guy you need to have better game than any woman. It's called being the unfairer sex and it rules. You wanna play on easy mode? You some kinda casual?!

 

[Semiurge]

Fuckers couldn't even keep the dwarf's hair color consistent. It's now dark brown.

 

[HumanTotemPole]

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For some reason they also never get the breasts right. They are always saggy or super firm even on 80 year olds, like in Dragon Age Origins.

The bottom left is a E-thot's self-insert and she's famous for licking PSP.

I thought that was a stand-in for Snooki from Jersey Shore and it was a giant joke.

That's the one. And I hate you guys for that I had to see it again.

ngl probably still would irl

 

[Vermillion]

Markelov?

 

[PunchYouInTheFace]

Fuckers

Orzammar has Fallen.

Millions must die.

 

[Aarwolf]

It looks like Failguard will be released sometime in the fall, October-November probably.

 

[Fedora Master]

It looks like Failguard will be released sometime in the fall, October-November probably.

Okay but who cares?

 

[Shaja]

Where RPG?

 

[Aarwolf]

It looks like Failguard will be released sometime in the fall, October-November probably.

Okay but who cares?

You, of course. Otherwise you wouldn't be here Fedora - just admit it to youself.

 

[Fedora Master]

It looks like Failguard will be released sometime in the fall, October-November probably.

Okay but who cares?

You, of course. Otherwise you wouldn't be here Fedora - just admit it to youself.

"Hey Aarwolf why are you shitting on the floor?
"LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME TAKING A SHIT"
"Nobody cares dude"
"u care lol!"

 

[La vie sexuelle]

From comments:

@RevolutionUtena
No one even remembers Zevran? So disappointing

Of course not. They've never played Origins. They probably get their knowledge about the game's plot from the wiki and YouTube gameplays, and Zervan wasn't the most popular character at all (I suspect he was right before that annoying golem).

 

[Semiurge]

Of course not. They've never played Origins. They probably get their knowledge about the game's plot from the wiki and YouTube gameplays, and Zervan wasn't the most popular character at all (I suspect he was right before that annoying golem).

Besides, Zevran was kind of naughty, being an assassin and all. That's not where Bioware wants their companions to walk.

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Of course not. They've never played Origins. They probably get their knowledge about the game's plot from the wiki and YouTube gameplays, and Zervan wasn't the most popular character at all (I suspect he was right before that annoying golem).

Besides, Zevran was kind of naughty, being an assassin and all. That's not where Bioware wants their companions to walk.

It's true, but those here forgot about its existence :D

Now a third option occurred to me - in 2009 they were all in a different state of mind ("Eeew, gay!") and simply killed Zevran when they had the opportunity.

But they probably just didn't play.

 

[skaraher]

I killed Zevran when I had the opportunity because I thought he was a fag.