Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Yosharian]

This thread is losing steam.

They must feel very secure about their preorder numbers, if they double down like that

Pretty sure it's a joke

 

[Larianshill]

I know it's a joke, but you don't make jokes on a Titanic.

 

[Cael]

This thread is losing steam.

They must feel very secure about their preorder numbers, if they double down like that

Pretty sure it's a joke

Yes, because yelling "Iceberg!!!" on the Titanic is funny...

 

[BrainMuncher]

I can't believe two of you fell for it

 

[Fedora Master]

I can't believe two of you fell for it

Bioware audience

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

This will be BioWare's 9/11. Getting close.

 

[Konjad]

This will be BioWare's 9/11. Getting close.

gone gold before going cold

 

[Child of Malkav]

This will be BioWare's 9/11. Getting close.

How the fuck does a company choose to promote their game with something like this?

How is this real life?

 

[Storyfag]

This will be BioWare's 9/11. Getting close.

How the fuck does a company choose to promote their game with something like this?

How is this real life?

It must be a joke, right? ... right?

 

[Caim]

Is that skeleton a character in the game? Can you make your character look like that? How do NPCs react to seeing a talking skeleton?

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Is that skeleton a character in the game? Can you make your character look like that? How do NPCs react to seeing a talking skeleton?

 

[Child of Malkav]

Look like those thumbnails from Pitch Meetings videos.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Get em' while they're hot, boys

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Just realized she has a fucking peg leg

 

[JarlFrank]

Normal men and women aren't allowed anymore.
Every character either has to be
a) sexually deviant (polyamorous, gay/lesbian, bisexual, etc)
b) physically and/or mentally disabled
c) a nigger
Bonus points for combining all three in a single character.

 

[Lacrymas]

I can't wait to pay an inordinate amount for a sculpture of a character I know nothing about. Bioware sure do know how to get me.

 

[Caim]

Get em' while they're hot, boys

...

Nah, not breaking out the hotglue for this one.

 

[Swen]

Th

This will be BioWare's 9/11. Getting close.

How the fuck does a company choose to promote their game with something like this?

How is this real life?

They're copying Larian humor!

 

[AwesomeButton]

Just realized she has a fucking peg leg

As one professor told me 20 years ago, just having returned from a scholarship in the US - you will have the best job security if you are a disabled Black lesbian.

 

[Konjad]

Hey, how to make more advertisement for our game and give fans something to shill even more money to us?

I know, let's make a figurine!

Chinese devs:

Spoiler

Western devs:

Spoiler

 

[Fedora Master]

Hey, how to make more advertisement for our game and give fans something to shill even more money to us?

I know, let's make a figurine!

Chinese devs:

Spoiler

Western devs:

Spoiler

Niggerlovers and Coomers are equally bad.

 

[Swen]

Hey, how to make more advertisement for our game and give fans something to shill even more money to us?

I know, let's make a figurine!

Chinese devs:

Spoiler

Western devs:

Spoiler

Niggerlovers and Coomers are equally bad.

Cooming is healthy

 

[Yosharian]

Good lord they actually made a black disabled woman for their principal companion character didn't they

I almost admire their brazenness to be honest

 

[Fedora Master]

Hey, how to make more advertisement for our game and give fans something to shill even more money to us?

I know, let's make a figurine!

Chinese devs:

Spoiler

Western devs:

Spoiler

Niggerlovers and Coomers are equally bad.

Cooming is healthy

 

[Lacrymas]

It's healthy if it's not only to cartoon women.