Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Heroic Liberator]

Technically, DAO feels like a fascist game compared to today standarts: Women that look like women, no transexual, racism, mostly hetero talk, no multikulti representation...

DAO, for all its faults, was still a medieval fantasy game. This, on the other hand, is just YA slop.

 

[Pink Eye]

Since this is funny to me, I have to mention it here. Does anyone remember that failed abortion of a game that was Hunt the Freeman? That one Half Life game. Well, apparently, one of the people who worked on that game is responsible for the animation work on this game, see:



His artstation with his contributions to Hunt the Freeman:
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ZG4b38

Also check out this "totally not ripped from Sims" animation work:

 

[La vie sexuelle]

Since this is funny to me, I have to mention it here. Does anyone remember that failed abortion of a game that was Hunt the Freeman? That one Half Life game. Well, apparently, one of the people who worked on that game is responsible for the animation work on this game, see:



His artstation with his contributions to Hunt the Freeman:
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ZG4b38

Also check out this "totally not ripped from Sims" animation work:

BIOWARE HIRED A PERSON WHO WORKED ON HUNT FOR FREEMAN

 

[Fedora Master]

Peas in a competency pot, really

 

[Stokowski]

Lmao, this new Darkspawn design. More like DORKspawn, am I right?!

I thought this was a fake. A parody. Holy shit. It isn't.

 

[Hedasd]

Since this is funny to me, I have to mention it here. Does anyone remember that failed abortion of a game that was Hunt the Freeman? That one Half Life game. Well, apparently, one of the people who worked on that game is responsible for the animation work on this game, see:



His artstation with his contributions to Hunt the Freeman:
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ZG4b38

Also check out this "totally not ripped from Sims" animation work:

I keep forgetting this game exists every 2 or 3 days and when I check whats the latest news I regret remembering it exists. What the fuck are those petting animations and why cant they make animations themselves? I guess using Sims animations means there are no more corners to cut and they are even more desperate than I assumed.

 

[babayaga]

I don't hate the idea of being able to interact with animals in games but they should be focusing on making the game good instead.

 

[Yosharian]

Well at least the women/gays are happy, I'm sure their purchases will make the game successful

 

[Elttharion]

Since this is funny to me, I have to mention it here. Does anyone remember that failed abortion of a game that was Hunt the Freeman? That one Half Life game. Well, apparently, one of the people who worked on that game is responsible for the animation work on this game, see:



His artstation with his contributions to Hunt the Freeman:
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ZG4b38

Also check out this "totally not ripped from Sims" animation work:

This might be the faggiest 'pet the animal' animation I have ever seen

 

[Stoned Ape]

The characters are all retarded looking bobble headed motherfuckers.

This game deserves to flop worse than a blue whale with erectile disfunction.

 

[Cael]

The characters are all retarded looking bobble headed motherfuckers.

This game deserves to flop worse than a blue whale with erectile disfunction.

Final Fantasy 9 had bobble-headed characters, but it didn't have characters that looked like that.

 

[Fedora Master]

Since this is funny to me, I have to mention it here. Does anyone remember that failed abortion of a game that was Hunt the Freeman? That one Half Life game. Well, apparently, one of the people who worked on that game is responsible for the animation work on this game, see:



His artstation with his contributions to Hunt the Freeman:
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ZG4b38

Also check out this "totally not ripped from Sims" animation work:

This might be the faggiest 'pet the animal' animation I have ever seen

The entire skeleton animation is off and he literally does a limp-wristed pet, holy shit.
But again: Bioware think this is quality work.

 

[Caim]

Since this is funny to me, I have to mention it here. Does anyone remember that failed abortion of a game that was Hunt the Freeman? That one Half Life game. Well, apparently, one of the people who worked on that game is responsible for the animation work on this game, see:



His artstation with his contributions to Hunt the Freeman:
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ZG4b38

Also check out this "totally not ripped from Sims" animation work:

This might be the faggiest 'pet the animal' animation I have ever seen

The entire skeleton animation is off and he literally does a limp-wristed pet, holy shit.
But again: Bioware think this is quality work.

People clown on the animation but I'm looking at the ground. The wavey leaves initially suggested they're standing in water, but there's some obvious stones between the leaves. This would imply that either the leaves are growing in between the rocks, which is a suboptimal way to grow a garden. Alternatively they are in fact standing in a pond, which raises the issue of why A: the creature would be sitting comfortably in a puddle of water and B: why it was made at the edge of... whatever that is to the right. Furthermore, what kind of plant grows like that? Normal plants don't grow fuckhueg leaves so close to the ground, and if they're actually lillies there would be at least one bud for a flower visible. Sure it might be a fantasy plant, but still.

 

[Semiurge]

Full frontal nudity.

With dicks and vags? Because if not, Witcher was first

Witcher 1 only had full female nudifty, and so did Witcher 2 and 3. Male nudity is a greater taboo and always results in a greater backlash if implemented, so it took until Cyberpunk for them to add it. That still couldn't have been the first AAA game to have done it, surely.

I'm genuinely curious to see how well this sells. We are in a patch of time where very high profile video games, movies, and tv series are imploding in ways never thought possible. Stuff that had serious investment money placed into it. That gives me a morbid fascination about it. Maybe it will do well somehow.

It will sell, but there's no way it can be called a success after what, 7+ years of expensive development? I have no doubt that the DA name still has enough pull with the masses who don't care about the politics. I've taken the black pill.

Since this is funny to me, I have to mention it here. Does anyone remember that failed abortion of a game that was Hunt the Freeman? That one Half Life game. Well, apparently, one of the people who worked on that game is responsible for the animation work on this game, see:



His artstation with his contributions to Hunt the Freeman:
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ZG4b38

Also check out this "totally not ripped from Sims" animation work:

I keep forgetting this game exists every 2 or 3 days and when I check whats the latest news I regret remembering it exists. What the fuck are those petting animations and why cant they make animations themselves? I guess using Sims animations means there are no more corners to cut and they are even more desperate than I assumed.

I'm convinced they think the more Sims references they can cram in, the better. It's for their target audience after all. Not you. Well, I assume not. I've never played a Sims game after trying out the first or second. I don't know why I should play real-life simulators when there's something more fascinating around.

Since this is funny to me, I have to mention it here. Does anyone remember that failed abortion of a game that was Hunt the Freeman? That one Half Life game. Well, apparently, one of the people who worked on that game is responsible for the animation work on this game, see:



His artstation with his contributions to Hunt the Freeman:
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/ZG4b38

Also check out this "totally not ripped from Sims" animation work:

This might be the faggiest 'pet the animal' animation I have ever seen

Is that what people actually do, grab the animal's head and sway it sideways?

Nevertheless, those must be still works in progress. If not, then truly there's only amateurs left at Bioware.

 

[jackofshadows]

Is that what people actually do, grab the animal's head and sway it sideways?

Nevertheless, those must be still works in progress. If not, then truly there's only amateurs left at Bioware.

As I imagine, this shabby animation simply was never suppose to be seen from this up close. Then again, it looks ridiculously gay either way.

 

[AwesomeButton]

Witcher 1 only had full female nudifty, and so did Witcher 2 and 3. Male nudity is a greater taboo and always results in a greater backlash if implemented, so it took until Cyberpunk for them to add it. That still couldn't have been the first AAA game to have done it, surely.

The naked female body is beautiful, the male one looks funny more than anything. Women, on the whole agree with this opinion too.

 

[Konjad]

Women, on the whole agree with this opinion too.

They do, don't they?

But after they finish laughing, do they still give you pity sex?

 

[Camel]

Turns out I was wrong about Steam moderators on the Veilguard forum, they're pretty based, let people have a balanced discussion and quickly ban woke trolls.

 

[Tyranicon]

So I made the same point about Dustborn, but this is probably money utterly wasted.

 

[boobio]

Your not a Tourist codex are you?

 

[Tyrr]

Your not a Tourist codex are you?

I hope everybody here is a tourist when it comes to modern Bioware games. If you're still a fan, please tell, so I can laugh at you.
Most popular tourist locations are shitholes nobody wants to live in.

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

Is that skeleton a character in the game? Can you make your character look like that? How do NPCs react to seeing a talking skeleton?

Yeah, that’s the skeleton you can play tiddlywinks with.

 

[Assisted Living Godzilla]

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I'm just gonna leave this here without comment.

Clearly those people aren’t true fans.

 

[Ryzer]

Are you guys ready for the new shit?

 

[Pink Eye]

Are you guys ready for the new shit?

Sorry but I don't see any purple, disabled black lesbians with peg legs, or homosexuals with purple hair that yell they're gay. I'm going to have to deduct ten progressive points from this trailer. You're going to have to step up your progressiveness if you want to compete with the modern audience. By the way this is the modern audience you're trying to sell to: