Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Thread

[solemgar]

Some Steam reviews claim that it's horribly unoptimized, has framedrops and crashes every 10 minutes, if it even starts at all.

So even the "it's technically super-stable" articles were lying.

Game journalism is a joke. Learnt the hard lesson with cyberpunk and Jedi survivor

 

[Pink Eye]

Brand power still matters. Concord was a "literally what?".

Don't forget that they did a whole free give away for the game plus they did bundles and what not. So god knows how many people actually bought the game. Veilguard's marketing was VERY aggressive.

https://www.thegamer.com/geforce-now-ultimate-subscribers-dragon-age-the-veilguard-free/

 

[Hellion]

I'm not sure about how often Steam reviews refresh but it's highly possible that they disabled new reviews since people started posting about the technical issues, the number's been stuck for a while now.

 

[Dark Souls II]

The only thing they fear is YOU, fellow CHUD.

Certified chud classic.


I don't get the people who expected this game to fail massively. It seems to have everything that normies like. Passable graphics, completely streamlined story, flat characters, low difficulty, total handholding, nothing controversial or offensive, Simple English Wikipedia vocabulary. Finely minced zogslop for docile goycattle.

 

[Pink Eye]

it's highly possible that they disabled new reviews since people started posting about the technical issues, the number's been stuck for a while now.

Yeah that's what I read too, but I don't know, could just be a bug or something.

 

[Tyranicon]

I'm not sure about how often Steam reviews refresh but it's highly possible that they disabled new reviews since people started posting about the technical issues, the number's been stuck for a while now.

Steam data updates in increments. It's always been this way. There is no way to pause reviews unless something very drastic (on Steam's end) has happened.

But here you go, I told Steam to hurry up and a new batch just dropped:

 

[Space Satan]

 

[Alienman]

Reviews like this are absolute ass. It's what I would consider “positive” review bombing. But I guess that's okay.

In this review, the guy spent 0.5 hours, aka 30 min. And somehow already know it's the best ever. Sure.

 

[Pink Eye]

Asmon got a perma.

 

[Semiurge]

Why do they treat a massive corporation as if it was their pitiful local beggar? "After all it's been through." What?

They treat these corporations as their allies, of course. Considering the current staff at Bioware, they're not entirely wrong either.

Final boss + bad ending

That's actually a very cool ending, and Solas' character seems faithful to what we've seen before. Love that oath of loyalty at the start, and the honest "sorry for this final betrayal" at the end.
Very impressed with this video, much higher quality than the other clips I've seen of the game.

This was some of the most generic superhero shit I've seen, akin to the ending of Suicide Squad 2016. The brother/sister dynamic of the two elven god villains reminds me of that. The only positive is that every lock of hair stays perfect in every cutscene.

I love how they have to include their moronic phrases into every limp insult they make, as if to make absolutely sure which team they belong to. I still haven't seen a single troon online that didn't sound like cheap A.I.

But come to think of it, that guy Trolldestroyer was probably just parodying the troon brigade.

 

[Elttharion]

47k and rising, veilguard sisters, we won

 

[Asymptotics]

Asmon got a perma.

As much as I hate the subreddit, I fully understand banning a homeless guy living with cockroaches in his moms basement.

 

[NecroLord]

This is BioWare's first proper RPG in years

Hehe...
"RPG".
Hehe...

 

[Spectral Pontifex]

By the way, refunded reviews don't count in the overall statistic, so it's definitely gonna be positive on Steam after a while.

 

[Lacrymas]

It's sad that people are playing this instead of going to Halloween parties or watching scary movies.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

It’s sad that people are playing instead of shitting on the game on RPGCodex dot net.

 

[Pink Eye]

It's sad that people are playing this instead of going to Halloween parties or watching scary movies.

>he doesnt want to have fun shitting on a garbage game with his fellow codex bros

Never going to make it.

 

[cpmartins]

47k and rising, veilguard sisters, we won

 

[Larianshill]

50k and climbing. Told you so.

 

[Russia is over. The end.]

As soon as players start reviewing it on Steam the truth will come out and people will stop being tricked into buying it.

So far the reviews are negative, but most of them cite technical issues, saying the game is good otherwise. The reviews will be positive after a patch of two.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

It still hasn’t hit a temporary ceiling. It just keeps growing.

This is going to usher in a new era of faggotry.

 

[Pink Eye]

This is going to usher in a new era of faggotry.

And we will be there poking and laughing at them all the same.

 

[sebas]

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[La vie sexuelle]

Codex should be happy. Veilguard is the first Biowaware game in twenty-five years that is not promoted with romance, nor is romance the main interest of the community.

 

[Swen]

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