Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Naraya]

This thread is about spiders now.

 

[Falksi]

Dragon Age: The Spidergay

 

[NecroLord]

Spidernigga.

 

[Child of Malkav]

It's time to put a stop to arachnophobia.
Spiders are good pest control, let them live around your house and you will not have to worry about insects annoying you.
I have visited the houses of people who kill spiders and they are full of flies.
I wish dragon age had a mine full of spiders and you would gradually train them to obey you and later send them to missions for pest control and use the rewards from the grateful people to buy armor and weapons for your spider army.

I see 1451 got doxxed.
Typical spider behavior and psyop.

 

[Cryomancer]

 

[Tyranicon]

Is there like an AI I can use to hide selective images in this thread?

Reading this is somewhat hazardous to my mental health.

 

[NecroLord]

 

[Lodis]

Fans of this game are celebrating that the game is in the top ten most pre ordered games…on the PSN aka the console with no fucking games.

Reminds me of how the claims that Inquisition won Goty ignore the fact that it had no competition that year and was promptly forgotten a year later after Witcher 3’s release

 

[santino27]

Spiders are one thing, but scorpions are alien death machines and you'll never convince me otherwise.

 

[jaekl]

I impale pregnant spiders on toothpicks and leave them around the house as a warning to any who would dare enter my domain

That's a dangerous game, are you working with the spiders?

Link not safe for arachnophobes.

That's why I set them on fire with hairspray or douse them in neurotoxic liquid first, I'm no rookie when it comes to slaying spiders. If you knew the extent of my hatred, you would never accuse me of collaborating with spiders. I'm the stuff of legends to them, I've killed enough spiders for 10 holocausts. If I was in a Noah's ark situation, I would throw the spiders into the ocean and keep twice as many mosquitoes. GOOD FUCKING TRADE IMO.

 

[quixotic]

If I was in a Noah's ark situation, I would throw the spiders into the ocean and keep twice as many mosquitoes. GOOD FUCKING TRADE IMO.

How much is Big Mosquito paying you, buddy?

 

[jaekl]

If I was in a Noah's ark situation, I would throw the spiders into the ocean and keep twice as many mosquitoes. GOOD FUCKING TRADE IMO.

How much is Big Mosquito paying you, buddy?

All they have to pay with is blood and diseases so I'm not exactly getting rich off of this campaign

 

[SixDead]

All this "Remove X from the game, I have X-phobia!" is bullshit. I'm scarry of women in real life, but interact with them in games without problem, I even like it.

 

[Child of Malkav]

Spiders are one thing, but scorpions are alien death machines and you'll never convince me otherwise.

Elaborate.

 

[Child of Malkav]

If I was in a Noah's ark situation, I would throw the spiders into the ocean and keep twice as many mosquitoes.

I'm not too sure about that. Mosquitoes carry diseases. House spiders (assuming no worse version than that) are just disgusting.

 

[AfterVirtue]

Spiders are one thing, but scorpions are alien death machines and you'll never convince me otherwise.

Divine death machines, if you please.

 

[GloomFrost]

I mean not too long ago DA2 was considered to be the worst and the most disappointing RPG in existence and the end of Bioware as we know it. Well.... 14 years later we post pictures showing how much better it looks then a 2024 AAA blockbuster. Fuck this timeline.

 

[Storyfag]

Spiders are one thing, but scorpions are alien death machines and you'll never convince me otherwise.

Divine death machines, if you please.

More divine than some people think.

 

[Semiurge]

Solifuge introduction, narrated by A.I.

 

[jaekl]

If I was in a Noah's ark situation, I would throw the spiders into the ocean and keep twice as many mosquitoes.

I'm not too sure about that. Mosquitoes carry diseases. House spiders (assuming no worse version than that) are just disgusting.

I'd rather have diseases than spiders, that's what I'm trying to say and as long as I still draw breath, I will do everything in my power to bring death and suffering to the spiders of earth.

 

[Semiurge]

If I was in a Noah's ark situation, I would throw the spiders into the ocean and keep twice as many mosquitoes.

I'm not too sure about that. Mosquitoes carry diseases. House spiders (assuming no worse version than that) are just disgusting.

I'd rather have diseases than spiders, that's what I'm trying to say and as long as I still draw breath, I will do everything in my power to bring death and suffering to the spiders of earth.

To hate spiders is to hate one's own mother.

 

[Storyfag]

If I was in a Noah's ark situation, I would throw the spiders into the ocean and keep twice as many mosquitoes.

I'm not too sure about that. Mosquitoes carry diseases. House spiders (assuming no worse version than that) are just disgusting.

I'd rather have diseases than spiders, that's what I'm trying to say and as long as I still draw breath, I will do everything in my power to bring death and suffering to the spiders of earth.

To hate spiders is to hate one's own mother.

Your mother sucks dwarf cock!

 

[Cohesion]

All this "Remove X from the game, I have X-phobia!" is bullshit. I'm scarry of women in real life, but interact with them in games without problem, I even like it.

Man, you shouldn't be scared of some pussies. You are the boss.

 

[Semiurge]

You won't be safe from spiders anywhere. This is a raft spider, one of the largest eurasian spiders.

Extremely bitey if it's a female who's carrying an egg sac with her.

 

[Child of Malkav]

I'd rather have diseases than spiders, that's what I'm trying to say and as long as I still draw breath, I will do everything in my power to bring death and suffering to the spiders of earth.

You are a man on a mission. I respect that.